This fanfic was requested by AnonimoSMW (Thank you for requested so much!). Btw, by dystopian I mean stuff like Divergent, The Hunger Games, Maze Runner etc. I'm sorry Kiki11Portman but i have not watched Leverage, though my friends have told me to. Please request more pairs if you want more one shots. If you don't know if I have read/watched/experienced your fandom then just ask.


It is from the Phandom (Dan and Phil).


Dan was so tired of wandering around. He and Phil were lost in Disney Land Paris, which would have been fine, if it wasn't for the fact that is was way past closing time. Phil had needed the loo but had to wait until no one was in the bathroom. And now, Dan and Phil were lost in the dark, in an bonded theme park, in a French speaking country. And neither of them spoke French.

"Phil! What have you done!" Dan said, tugging on the gates to the park.

"I said "I'm sorry"! I really need to pee!"

"I don't care! Couldn't you have waited 'till we got to the hotel? It's like a minute away!"

"For the last time, I'm sorry!"

"Well how is that supposed to help us now?!"

"Can't you just call someone?" Phil said, trying to calm Dan down.

"No! I forgot my phone at the hotel!" Dan said, obviously not going to calm down, "Ugh! Why do you always do this?!"

"And what exactly do I always do?" Phil said, hurt.

"No... no Phil, I didn't mean it like that." Dan said, exasperated.

"No. Tell me what you meant." Phil demanded, laying on a near by patch of grass.

"I just... we can't have a normal outing! Something has to go wrong! I just want a normal day! A day where i don't have to worry about videos or anything else! I'm saying that I want a normal life, I just want a normal day!"

"Dan... just come lie down. Just look a the sky."

"Ugh. Fine." Dan lay down and the patch of grass and watched the stars with Phil.

"Hey, look! There's the little dipper!" Phil said, pointed to the sky.

"Where?" Dan searched the dark sky, the stars, which were slowly becoming visible to him.

"There!" Phil said, pointed to the darkness.

"Where?"

"There?" Waving his finger around, teasing Dan. He was happy that Dan wasn't shouting. Phil didn't like it when Dan was mad. He loved Dan, Dan was his best friend. Yes, Dan is driving him crazy half the time and the other half Phil was driving Dan crazy but Phil would never trade his time with Dan for anything. Phil was only himself when he was with Dan.

"Philip Michael Lester! You cannot just point to the black abyss above us and expect me to know where to look!"

"Fine, it's right there." Phil said, moving Dan's finger to the constellation.

"Thank You!" Dan exclaimed, "Okay, it's not that interesting. It doesn't even look like a dipper, yet alone a small one. What is a dipper anyway?"

"I don't know. Let me look it up." Phil said, pulling out his phone.

"Wait. You had your phone with you. This entire time?!" Dan screamed.

"Yes." Phil said timidly.

"Why didn't you say anything?!"

"You never asked."

"Ugh. Give me this." Dan snatched the phone and searched the number for Disney Land security. It was then that Phil remembered that he spent all of his data playing games in the queues for the rides.

"Um... Dan?"

"Yeah, I just realised." Dan said, throwing the phone back at Phil. The throw was terrible, though, so Phil's phone fell screen first, onto the grass, with a thump.

"What do we do now?"

"Now, we wait and pray that someone comes to get us." So the pair of YouTubers waited, laying on the grass, for anyone to find them.


The Next Morning, BBC News

"In other news, YouTubers, Dan Howell and Phil Lester, were found inside Disney Land Paris, sleeping. According to our sources, the pair had gotten stuck in the amusement park and were forced to spend the night there. Authorities found them the next morning, sleeping just by the gates. And now for weather, over to you Susie.


The song for this one shot is 'I'm Only Me When I'm With You' by Taylor Swift.


Just a side note, I have ran out of requests so.. yeah.

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