I just love to have a wedding like this in real life. You get to know who will be coming at the wedding of Aria and Frodo.;) Hope you all have a fun time reading this.:D

Chapter 45

Wedding Chorale


Two days after Aragorn told Frodo about his past and left before Aria was going to wed Frodo, a beautiful wedding was held between Brandywine River and Brandywine Bridge. The Brandybucks, Tooks, Proudfoots, and all the hobbit families that are in the Shire. The men and hobbits of Bree also came.

(Hobbits)

Ring the bells

Upon this day of days

May all angels

Of the Lord above

In jubilation

Sings their songs of praise

And crown this

Blessed time with

Peace and love.

Meanwhile two creatures came into the Shire so they can "pay their respects to the bride and groom."

(Barliman Butterbur)

The Baron and Baroness de Thenard wish

To pay their respects to the bride and groom!

(Smeagol)

I forget,

Where we met

Was it not at the Brandywine Hall,

Where the Duke

Did that puke

Down the Duchess's de-coll-etage?

(Frodo)

No, "Baron

de Thenard".

The circles I move in a humbler by far.

Go away,

Smeagol and Gollum!

Do you think I don't know who you are?

(Gollum)

He's not fooled.

Told you so.

Show Monsieur what you've come here to show

Tell the boy what you know!

(Frodo)

When I look at you I remember Arwen.

She was more than you deserved

Who gave her hell.

But now she is with God and happier, I hope,

Then here on earth!

(Smeagol)

So it goes!

Heaven knows

Life has dealt me some terrible blows!

(Gollum)

You've got cash

And a heart

You could give us a bit of a start!

We can prove,

Plain as ink

Your bride's father is not what you think.

(Smeagol)

There's a tale

I could tell.

(Gollum)

Information we're willing to sell...

(Smeagol)

There's a man

That he stew!

I saw the corpse clear as I seeing you!

What I tell you is true!

(Gollum)

Pity to disturb you at a feast like this

But 500 francs surely wouldn't come to amiss.

(Frodo)

In God's name say what you have to say.

(Smeagol)

But first you pay.

What I saw,

Clear as light

Aragorn in the swears that night.

Had this corpse

On his back

Hanging there like a bloody great sack

I was there

Never fear.

Ever found me this fine souvenir!

Smeagol took the One Ring out of his pocket and showed it to Frodo.

(Frodo)

I know this!

This is mine!

This is surely some heavenly sign!

(Smeagol)

One thing more.

Mark this well.

It was the night that Helms Deep fell!

(Frodo)

Then it's true.

Then I'm right.

Aragorn was my savior that night!

As for you,

Take this, too!

Frodo punched Smeagol so hard that he could've had a broken jaw from it. Frodo threw money at Smeagol and left to tell Aria about Aragorn.

(Frodo)

God forgive us the things that we do!

Come, my love,

Come Aria,

This day's blessing are not over yet!

Frodo and Aria left to find Aragorn. As for Gollum and Smeagol, they were getting carried out of the Shire by 5 hobbits and 2 men.


I'm going to make the next chapter funny with Gollum and Smeagol. Get your laughs on.:D I hoped you all enjoyed.