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Chapter 46

Beggars at the Feast


5 Hobbits and 2 Men had to carry Gollum and Smeagol out of the Shire while Frodo and Aria have gone to find Aragorn. That was when Gollum and Smeagol began to tell the men and hobbits something they will never forget.

(Smeagol)

Ain't it a light?

Ain't it a treat?

Hob-nobbin' here

Among the elite?

There goes a Jew

Here comes a prince

This one's a queer

But what can you do?

Middle-Earth at my feet

Middle-Earth in the dust

And here's me breaking bread

With the upper crust...

Beggar at the Feast!

Master of the dance!

Life is easy pickings

If you grab your chance

Everywhere you go

Law-abiding folk

Doing what is decent

But they're mostly broke!

Singing to the Lord on Sundays

Praying for the gifts He'll send.

Soon Gollum began to give the words that Smeagol was also going to say. But, Sam wasn't going to have any of it.

(Gollum and Smeagol)

But we're the ones who take it

We're the ones who make it in the end!

Watch the buggers dance

Watch'em as they drop

Keep your wits about you

And we stand on top!

Masters of the land.

Always get our share.

Clear away the Barricades

And we're still there!

We know where the wind is blowing

Money is the stuff we smell.

And when we're rich as Croesus

Jesus! Won't see you all in Hell!

When Gollum and Smeagol were sent on Weathertop, Smeagol tried to take Sam's wedding ring. But Sam just cut him with his sword. So Smeagol and Gollum went back to the Misty Mountains. Not before saying, "How dare you!" Sam just looked at them. Then he said to them,

"Go back to where you came from! Don't come back to the Shire! If you do, you'll be dead!" So Gollum and Smeagol never returned to the Shire.


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