After this chapter there will be one more. I wish this story doesn't have to end. I was thinking about giving you all some bonus chapters. If you want some bonus chapters, please let me know in the reviews or pm me. This chapter is funny. Get your laughs on.:D
Chapter 46
Beggars at the Feast
5 Hobbits and 2 Men had to carry Gollum and Smeagol out of the Shire while Frodo and Aria have gone to find Aragorn. That was when Gollum and Smeagol began to tell the men and hobbits something they will never forget.
(Smeagol)
Ain't it a light?
Ain't it a treat?
Hob-nobbin' here
Among the elite?
There goes a Jew
Here comes a prince
This one's a queer
But what can you do?
Middle-Earth at my feet
Middle-Earth in the dust
And here's me breaking bread
With the upper crust...
Beggar at the Feast!
Master of the dance!
Life is easy pickings
If you grab your chance
Everywhere you go
Law-abiding folk
Doing what is decent
But they're mostly broke!
Singing to the Lord on Sundays
Praying for the gifts He'll send.
Soon Gollum began to give the words that Smeagol was also going to say. But, Sam wasn't going to have any of it.
(Gollum and Smeagol)
But we're the ones who take it
We're the ones who make it in the end!
Watch the buggers dance
Watch'em as they drop
Keep your wits about you
And we stand on top!
Masters of the land.
Always get our share.
Clear away the Barricades
And we're still there!
We know where the wind is blowing
Money is the stuff we smell.
And when we're rich as Croesus
Jesus! Won't see you all in Hell!
When Gollum and Smeagol were sent on Weathertop, Smeagol tried to take Sam's wedding ring. But Sam just cut him with his sword. So Smeagol and Gollum went back to the Misty Mountains. Not before saying, "How dare you!" Sam just looked at them. Then he said to them,
"Go back to where you came from! Don't come back to the Shire! If you do, you'll be dead!" So Gollum and Smeagol never returned to the Shire.
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