Well it turns out i'm going to update a little early this week due to all the excitement on this story in just one week. I apologize for any grammar errors in the earlier chapters. I now have my sister helping me to correct them so hopefully your reading experience will be a little better. f there is any past present or future errors please inform me because we have been trying to fix them. Thank you for reading and lets get on with the next chapter.
Pov Sam
You would have thought that after the first shoe the thing would die… again. Once again the thoughts of zombies popped up. I mean not that zombies aren't cool because they are, but I would rather not be attacked by one.
Ok its moving again, that was fast. Ah, ah, what do i do? After a little thought I decided to throw my other shoe at it. I almost, almost laughed at the look on its face, but I have dignity and was not going to show any weakness to this zombie alien creature.
Oh NO. it's staring at me now. It's probably going to kill me. Oh I've done it now. It was probably the second shoe that set it off why did I throw that second shoe, my fate is sealed.
I tell it to stop staring in the strongest voice I can, but I don't think it was very effective because it's still staring at me just now more confused. I am beginning to wonder if Zombie alien things speak english.
What in the world was that sound. Is it yelling at me? It's like a clicker but pushed up against a chalkboard. A sound I could not even comprehend making, like I can only imagine the strain on the vocal cords from making a sound like that. Well, I think that confirms that it does not speak english.
To test my theory I ask them "Do you speak english?" well that did not work now it just looks offended.
Nope Nope Nope Nope. 100 times Nope. it literally just floated like above the ground. no more Mrs nice sam I have a dignity to uphold and Ultra recycled vegetarian legacy to protect. I Am Not Dying To a Zomian. Get it, zombie alien, Tuck would be so proud of that one. So with all my bravery in one shout I say "BACK OFF MISTER" .
That seemed to have worked as they slowly started so sit back went back to staring at me. Ok we are back at square one.
I stare at it for a while longer. Making sure it does not move to attack me or call its allies. I realise im being kind of out of character. Aren't I the one who says to love all creatures of the world. I guess i'm not keeping up the legacy of Ultra Recyclo Vegetarian as well as I thought.
Don't get me wrong after this thought I considered saying sorry, but considering what happened last time I talked to it and my theory of it not speaking english. I think it's safe to say that my efforts will be in vain.
The longer we have this awkward staring contest the more I notice his strange features. oh … when did I start referring to it as a him well, it matters not, he has a life too. And I have a legacy to protect. Well for one thing his hair floats, not like floats in the wind but like floats of its own will. Or maybe he's controlling it who knows.
I've decided to call him Danny, its a simple enough name. Ok now that that's decided I call at him with his new found name. He looks up at me confused. Ah OK new plan, I start to make exaggerated hand motions towards my car saying words like car and drive. He still does not seem to get it.
Pov Danny
What is the creature doing? They seem to be dancing and chirping. At the monster, oh… no nope not doing that, do they really expect me to get into the thing that nearly killed me? No way!
I decide, after watching them dance and chirp for a while. Hey i've got to get my entertainment somewhere. This planet has been a very boring experience so far. But too bad for them I have already decided I am not! getting in the monster.
I decide to humor them, so I slowly float towards them. This seems to be what they wanted, as I assumed they want to get me inside that monster. They start to get more energetic in their dance and chirps. Which was fine, until they started to walk towards me.
Me being a civilized Phantom tried, I really tried to tell them to stop in a way they would understand. So I decided to cry, don't get me wrong it was a very dignified cry. And since I am so extra I even threw in some tears.
This seemed to work as they stopped advancing towards me which I was very much thankful for.
What are they doing now? They have gone inside the monster. Maybe they are smart enough to notice I did not want to enter the monster and stopped trying.
Nope I was wrong they are still gesturing and chirping. Wait what did they just do! The monster is making noises oh No. since I did not willingly get eaten. It's going to eat me!
Ok it's not going to eat me. Thats ok with me! It's heading in the opposite direction. Yes this is perfect now I can continue my attempts to contact Memma
Nope. how many times can I be wrong in one day. It must be a lot. The monster has seemed to stop. And the creature. Maybe I should name the thing by now. How about Lulak. Yeah Lulak sounds good. Ok well Lulak is sticking their head out the monster and is making those gestures again.
Oh. Lulak probably wants me to follow them. Why did I not see that before. Oh yeah i'm not very clever.
After I started to follow them they seemed very pleased with themselves. Well I guess they should be because they figured out how to convey a command, even with the language barrier. Lulak would Most likely be a Very good leader.
Well I guess I'll just follow them now, I just hope that Vlad figures out that I did not arrive to Qertyab, and starts to look for me. I hope that after this he will learn that sending me places to "learn" never works out the way he wants.
Reviews:
~Vin: Thank you for this well thought question, and compliment. as for your question right now Danny is looking more like Phantom, but I will get more into that in the future.
~Mythical Potato: Thank you for your comment, I hope you enjoy this chapter!
