A/N: I know it says complete, but Toothless is sleeping in the same room as Hiccup, who doesn't know about cell phones. So what happens if Toothless gets a phone call from you know who... and Hiccup answers. I.O.N

Wait... my mom's still alive!?

Hiccup was asleep in his bed. Across the room Toothless was curled on his marble slab. It was almost midnight and all is quiet until...

Everybody wants to be a cat started to blast from Toothless' phone. Startled, Hiccup sat up from his bed, looking for the source of the strange song. It wasn't long till he noticed it was coming from Toothless' strange small box he carries everywhere. Now that Hiccup thinks about it, most dragons seem to have one. Putting on his leg, Hiccup made his way to where Toothless laid the box thing next to his bed.

Picking it up, Hiccup noticed there was a flashing green button and pushed it. The song about cats ended abruptly. Then Hiccup remembered how he seen the dragons hold the box to their ears. Deciding to give it a try, Hiccup did just that…

"Hello? Toothless? Is Hiccup awake yet?" a female voice came from the box. Hiccup did his best not to drop it (her?) on the floor.

Sitting down, he answered the voice, "Yea, I'm awake. Who are you, what are you? Last I check boxes don't talk."

There was silence until, "Hiccup!? What are you doing on Toothless' phone!?"

Hiccup frowned, "You still didn't give me a name and what's a phone? Last I check I'm on my bed."

The voice laughed, "A phone is a device that allows the user to have a conversation with someone far away. You also can write them messages with the phone that they'll receive within minutes."

Hiccup smiled, "Okay, but I'm not on the phone. Also, what's your name?"

The voice answered, "You say someone is on the phone when they are using it. Please don't ask me why, I don't know. About my name, I'm your mother Valka."

Hiccup did drop the phone this time. Scrambling, he quickly picked it up, "Are you calling from Valhalla?"

Valka laughed, "Not quite, I'm not dead. I'm calling from inside a large glacier. How are you, baby?"

Hiccup bounced slightly with excitement, "I'm good! I lost my leg!"

Valka fought laughter, "I know, Toothless told me."

"Also, Dad gave me permission to start a How to Train Your Dragon class; we're calling it Berk's Dragon Academy. I think Astrid has a crush on me. I hope she does. I like Astrid, a lot. She's awesome! Did you know that Toothless took us on a romantic flight? That's how we found the nest. Enough about me! Mom, what about you? How did you get stuck in a glacier?"

Valka did laugh this time, "That is a long story, though I'm glad you are doing just fine. You can use Toothless' phone to call me anytime, just click the button that say's Dragon Lady. Okay?"

"Okay, do you know any cool dragons? Other than night furies? Dad said you were eaten by the Red Death, how you escape? Are you by yourself or is someone with you? If so, who?"

"Whoa there! Slow down Hiccup, one question at a time. Yes, I do know some really cool dragons that aren't in the Big Book of Dragons. A stormcutter named Cloudjumper dropped me in this glacier. He is also with me right now. Anything else you want to know?"

Hiccup smiled, "Actually, I was wondering…"

…..

Toothless woke up around dawn and reached for his phone…

Which had moved. Panicking he looked around the room for it when he finally found it. In Hiccup's bed. Who was holding it in his sleep. Noticing it was still on, Toothless carefully took it back without waking the young hatchling up.

He then timidly spoke into the phone, "Hello?"

"Toothless? About time! I talked to Hiccup most of last night!" Valka's voice came through in a panic.

Toothless bit back a laugh, "I think you talked him to sleep. How about we say good bye and hang up so you can get some shut eye?"

Valka sighed, "Thank goodness! He asked me what my favorite song is, so I sang it to him. Must have put him to sleep. Bye Toothless!"

Toothless laughed, "Bye Valka."

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