For some reason, the last part of the Teen Titans Honest Trailer spawned what we now know as the feature length movie called Teen Titans Go! To the Movies. It is just weird and kind of awesome that happened. Was it because that one of the creators read that Honest Trailer and was inspired to adapt Teen Titans Go! as a feature-length movie? Who knows?
The video will start with the usual flashing of screenshots showing YouTube comments that request the video, complete with smashing sound effects, and the usual Honest Trailer green title card.
With that, the epic voice guy starts his opening spiel, with accompanying movie clips, "When Wonder Woman soars, the Justice League crumbles and the DC Extended Universe stands in unsteady foundation, the best that DC Comics can bring us is in the smallest screens." Cue montage of shows under the Arrowverse, then to the DC animated series, most especially Justice League.
"So, prepare for the return of the superhero team that everybody clamored from the very beginning and that made the Arrowverse possible. Here are the Teen Titans." After the narrator gives that epic announcement, expecting for the original Teen Titans to appear, the updated Teen Titans instead appears, confusing the narrator. "I said…the Teen Titans."
But the video only projects those Titans from *ugh* Teen Titans Go. "Guys, where are the Teen Titans? Hello? Can you give me…?"
After that, the script supervisor barges in to the sound booth and whispers (cue to the gibberish whispering sound effects) the clarification to the narrator. "What they?! They are the Teen Titans? I thought they are just the wacky anime scenes from the show?! What the…?!" Still in disbelief, the voiceover narrator nevertheless goes on with the script, "You know, screw it. Let's just get this over with. Teen Titans Go!"
"You loved Teen Titans for striking visuals, lovable characters, deeper themes and grounded stories that made you root for every episode. This time, expect…nothing of that. Because the first thing that pops into your mind about Teen Titans are teenagers whining about first world problems." Cue montage of the Fab Five's inane, childish dialogue. "Oh, and fart jokes." Insert compilation of flatulence jokes and fart-related humor from every episode. "Ughhh, well I give it this. At least it is more tolerable than The Killing Joke."
"Meet the Titans, again. The gang you once loved and followed on for five seasons are now reduced to childish, chibi version of themselves to make them fit for merchandising." To cue that, a clip featuring Teen Titans-related merchandise is shown.
"There's Robin, the once ardent and no-nonsense leader of the group, who is now degraded to a whiny, self-pitying version of himself. Or to put it mildly, his cinematic counterpart." Cue the scene-to-scene comparisons between Scott Menville's Robin and Chris O'Donnell's Robin.
"There's Starfire, the prima donna princess from the original gang who is now…the prima donna princess of this reincarnation. But at least, she likes fashion and makeovers now." Cue montage of Starfire being a girly girl, which annoys the epic voice guy. "Ughh…"
"There's Cyborg, half-robot, half-funny black man stereotype, whose variations of seriousness and coolness in the first one has been evolves to another black man stereotype." Cue scenes of Cyborg attempting to act cool. "Why?"
"There's Beast Boy, who is more of the same jolly, childish and often laidback morphing youngster from the first one." Cue montage of Beast Boy moments that are deemed jolly and juvenile. "So, that's a positive, I guess?"
"And there's Raven, the fan favorite, whose dry wit, dark aura and sulky personality has been retained…but ruined by her romantic interest in Beast Boy…" Cue two clips featuring Beast Boy and Raven as a couple. "…and this…" Cue Raven playing with Pretty Pretty Pegasus, which shocks the epic voice guy. "Oh dear, no. But I gotta give it this, at least you get an Easter egg from here. Hah? Hah?!" Obviously, the epic voice narrator is trying to highlight the in-joke of the association of Raven and Pretty Pretty Pegasus, since her voice actress Tara Strong also voices Twilight Sparkle from My Little Pony. After failing to hammer that joke, the epic voice guy grunts.
"Watch as you delve into the secret lives of these young superheroes, as they fight occasional villains and banter anything that gets on their nerves like any rich kid, from stalling their pizza to get free charge, cleaning up their laundry, arguing about burgers and burritos, interrogating someone for stealing a sandwich, going to school, complaining about Robin's leadership and debating about girls vs. boys, and rescuing the Easter Bunny and Lebron James?" After learning of the absurdity of the show's episodes, the narrator wonders, "Is this Teen Titans or Seinfeld?" Giving that thought, after flashes of similarities between Teen Titans Go! and Seinfeld, he remarks, "…because I would tune in if George Costanza is somehow inside Cyborg's body."
The epic voice narrator continues on with his spiel, "Revel on animation that translated this action-packed superhero team, created by wasted 30-year-olds, to a juvenile version of that superhero team, also created by wasted 30-year-olds. And get ready for the most action you can expect from a DC animated series from the most unlikely places you can expect from this DC animated series, like an amusement park, a pie shop, an elevator, a dodgeball game, a Halloween party, a clown party, a burger house, a burrito house, a pool from the Hall of Justice?" After catching the unintentional parallels between an NBC sitcom and a Cartoon Network show, the narrator admits, "Woah, when I meant Seinfeld, I don't mean actual Seinfeld." Cue clip of Robin whining about the self-awareness. "Well, at least we have jabs at superheroes and the show itself, so points there, I guess?"
"So, enjoy this annoying rehash that kids and adults would enjoy, but mostly kids since this show plays endlessly at Cartoon Network. And if you think a cartoon short series, stand-alone movie at cinemas, and five seasons of television would not be enough to annoy you, we will play perhaps the most annoying TV show theme song ever in continuous loop. Because if Cartoon Network keeps these things on marathon, so are we." Then the trailer plays an endless compilation of variations of the Teen Titans Go! theme song and the other annoying jingles that plays in a constant loop. Then the video abruptly shows a clip from the Anchorman where Brick Tamland belches, "Loud noises!"
"Starring:
Robbin' My Childhood (Robin)
Tamaranian Devil (Starfire the Terrible)
Booyah! (Cyborg)
Stark Raven Mad (Raven)
Beast of No Nation (Beast Boy)
"Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow, Black and Yellow" (Bumblebee)
The Santiago Twins from Step Up (Más y Menos)
Jason Momoa Jr. (Aqualad)
Yellow Arrow (Speedy)
Team Rocket (The Wonder Twins)
Burps
Every Time Food is Mentioned
Suicide Squad (H.I.V.E. Five)
"I'll make them good girls go bad" (Terra)
Little Mothra (Silkie)
And the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?"
Finally, the Honest Trailer guy gives away the honest title: "Teen Titans Go Away!"
But before the trailer ends, he acknowledges, "We know fans are definitely hating this series. But at least they nailed one thing right, the Batmobile requires a driver's license."
After that Honest Trailer was released, the Titans rest on a Dave & Buster's, chugging on root beer after learning about their movie's box office returns and seeing the trailer for the live-action television show Titans.
Robin's words say it all, "Sorry Batman."
