Thank me! You answered!
Well yeah! Why wouldn't I answer you Father?
I thought you went to the middle of the ocean or something on accident! I DON'T KNOW! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO KNOW THIS STUFF?! I MAY BE A GOD BUT I DON'T KNOW THIS STUFF! YOU COULD HAVE DIED!
Father I have control over my teleportation powers now. You don't need to worry about me. I was at this really cool beach and there was this old guy there. Apperently he was Fabulinus, the-
The god that teaches children to speak.
Yes and he expressed great joy when I remembered him. He said "I am also very flattered that you remembered me. Oh so few of my students ever do." I felt saddened by this.
I did not mean to forget him. Though I do remember your first word. It was "Food".
SERIOUSLY?!?! YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN DAUGHTER'S FIRST WORD?!? HE DID! HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW MY FIRST WORD?!
Let us talk about this in person.
Fine.
I teleported to Stark Tower. The others noticed my distress and tried to determine the problem.
"What's wrong Venus?"
"Oh nothing Mr. Stark... exept that my own father knows nothing ABOUT HIS OWN DAUGHTER!"
"Like?"
"Like what my first word was. He thought it was FOOD. It was not. It was 'intelligent'."
How do you know that was your first word? Hmmm?
Because Fabulinus said so!
Oh so you trust an old man, who by the way you just met, more than your own Father?!
First of all, I did not just meet him! He taught me how to speak while you were off trying to take over Earth! Ephisis on "TRYING"! Second of all, YES! Because you have been lying to me my whole life about who you really are!
Now hold-
I'M NOT DONE! Third of all, you lied to me about practicly my whole family! What, are you suddenly going to tell me that I have a brother that I don't know about?!?! Or that Mom was a cat?!?!
Wellll... one of those...
...WHAT?!?!?!
