Here is the second chapter enjoy.


Clint looked up from where he was making a bowl of coco puffs, when he thought he saw a shadow running past. "What?" he asked himself and went to investigate leaving his bowl of milk behind, not yet putting the puffs in ("But Phil I hate it when the puffs get all soggy." "Clint food is food, just eat it. I'm already not supposed to bring this to medical, be grateful").

He looked around the Corner and walked a bit further. He heard Phil stills watching Supernanny ("This is very educational Clint; do you know how many times this has come in handy working with stark?") and looked in to his room but saw nothing.

Suddenly he heard a crash in the kitchen. He ran to where the sound came from. His bowl of milk was on the ground with the coco puffs all over the place. "Aww breakfast no" Clint said looking at what was left over of his food.

"Did you fall down again" yelled Phil from the couch, still engrossed in the program of naughty children. "What! I never fall down, I gracefully decent down" yelled Clint back, a little insulted. He went to clean the mess on the floor thinking he probably left the bowl to close to the edge.

A little while later

Clint was lounging on the couch when he got a message from Steve. "For everyone who forgot that the team training is today (Cough, Barton, Cough, Stark) assemble," Clint read out loud looking at his phone. "Oh, that was today," he said surprised and a little confused. Looking up at Phil he asked, "Want to come and watch, considering I can't train yet" "Only if you take your painkillers" Phil was looking serious at Clint. "But they make me feel weird" Clint whined with puppy dog eyes because he didn't like taking them. "Yes, they are supposed to do that," drawled Phil dryly with a small smile on his face holding two pills. "Fine," Clint said begrudgingly and took them before swallowed them dry.

At the avenger's tower

You know the feeling you get when you are the last one chosen in school, when there are only two people left and even when you're better at the game you're still the last one. That the feeling Clint has right now. Sitting on the side lines watching Stark get beaten by Natasha ("I can beat everyone here, even without suit!" "Wanna bet stark?" "Oops") Steve and Thor tearing the reinforced punching bags and Bruce meditating with a nice cup of tea by his side.

"You know Phil I can still" "No Clint" "Aww but Phillll" "No" "…. Fine"

"If you would have worn the body armor I designed Legolas, you would have been fine" said Tony breathlessly from the ground where Natasha has her legs wrapped around his neck. Clint looked at him and snapped "No! How many times do I have to say that?" Natasha released Tony and looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

Tony looked a little taken aback and hurt and Clint realized that it came out a little too harsh. "Sigh, sorry Tony that came out wrong. It's not that I don't appreciate the offer, it's just If I wore armor my aim would be off," Clint said to Tony looking apologetic.

"Ooooh, a challenge then. A body armor that has to be flexible and strong," muttered Tony looking thoughtfully. "Brucey!" yelled Tony at Bruce who was still meditating. "Yes Tony" Bruce replied with his eyes still closed. "We got science to do," and with that dragged Bruce with him to his lab.

Phil, Natasha and Clint just looked at each other and shrugged.

Steve came over and asked in a confused voice "what just happened".

In perfect synchronization they replied, "Bruce got kidnapped by Stark" and then walked away.

Steve just shook his head and followed them out muttering, "Some team training this is".

Thor with his hand stuck in the punching bag looked around and asked in the silence, "where is everyone?"

House Barton/Coulson

Clint just opened the door and immediately felt that something was off in the house. Not just because Phil had to go away on a mission minutes earlier ("The baby agents can't go alone Barton" "But Phiiiiillllll" "No Barton" "Fine") or because it was creepily dark inside (pfffft, me sacred of a little darkness don't be ridiculous" "Than why are my fingers not getting enough blood" "….no reason").

Putting on the lights, he saw a trail of stuff coming out of the kitchen. He went over and saw that all the cupboards were wide open with all the food, pans and pots were sown all over the pace.

"Aww haunted house no"


I hope you enjoyed it. Comments are always appreciated, till next time.