Daily life as an Australian host 2

I woke up to the sound off an awful lot of construction. Off course I was a very light sleeper so I aromatically woke up to see what was going on only to find that my entire house was being renovated. Immediately as I walked out of my room I noticed that the roof was extremely elevated twice as high as it was before. Along with that the place is just much larger and spacious.

And there sitting on the chair like she owned the place was none other than Ms Williams. "Why good morning sleepyhead I thought you would have never awoken". "Well I just didn't expect you to be here and renovate it so quickly" I say in defence. "Well you do have a point. Anyway we've completed the renovations and your roommate is on the way ". Well that's a relief at least I have time to prepare.

"So… are you going tell what type off liminal this is?" well I don't feel like it so I'm only going to give you clues" well that's just wonderful now I know she's just playing games with me. "What does she eat?" might as well get some answers. "Meat, meat and only meat" she says with a slight bit off sarcasm. "Whelp better get prepared to make some food." As Ms Williams sits down and drinks some coffee I start to prepare some food for my guest and future roommate. However while I was preparing the food I heard something that immediately got my attention.

"So I heard you like dinosaurs. Is that correct?" as soon as I heard the word dinosaur I turned around and said yes. The Ms William's nodded and took another sip off her coffee. Suddenly the doorbell rang and I jumped out of my seat to reach for door Ms William's following suit. There in front of me was not my future roommate but a massive truck with hundreds off dents and scratches as if it had been in a war zone. "All right let her out" said Ms William's. As she gestured the men to open the back boot. I was shocked to see what came out. Out came a tyrannosaurus. She was the most beautiful thing I had ever laid eyes upon from her beautiful face to her large tail.

She was large with a decent bust size blonde hair and sharp teeth. She took one look and said "next." I was speechless! How could she be so rude! "Now now Sarah that's no way to treat your new host family isn't it?" she grumbled and stomped inside. "Would you like anything?" I say using my nicest tone. "GRRRRRRRRRR" it appeared she was not very nice but I could deal with that. As we were sitting there in silence I myself decided to start up a consvertaton. So "sar- don't call me that" the large reptile said before I could even finish. "Well I guess I'll be off then" said Ms William's as she started to walk out of the room and out the door.

Before I could say anything Sarah had already cut me off. "Listen up human I don't what kind of stupid game you're playing but don't even try." "Try what?" I asked in curiosity. "Don't play dumb with me human why did you want to take care of me? Heck you probably don't want me anyway everyone who sees me always runs away screaming. You're probably going to send me off aren't you?" I could quiet easily tell she was hurt emotionally so I said what I honestly thought.

"Why would I get rid of such a beautiful women like you?" Sarah stoped for a moment speechless for a few seconds then completely lost it "YOU PATHETIC HUMANS YOUR ALL GREEDY BASTARDS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT ARE LOOKS. YOU KNOW HOW IT'S FEALS TO BE JUGHED OHH WAIT YOU DON'T!" loudly roaring as if she had gone back into the cretaceous. After her rant she storms off to what I'm guessing is her room. It takes me a while to realise what just happened and a start to feel extremely guilty. "Well shit". Normally I don't swear but now I feel very upset. "I know I'll go talk to David". So I grab a taxi and go to his apparent (well it's not exactly his apartment but you know). "Aye David you home?" the door opened and out came David. "Hey Aiden come in" while sitting down David brings out some grape sodas and starts the conversation. "So mate I can see your upset what happened" there he is again always knowing how I feel. "Well you see I signed up to be a host family and I got the tyrannosaurs but she went mental and now I don't know what to do!"

"Well first off all maybe she's stressed and tired you know? So maybe she just needs some time to cool off you know?" "Well you do have a point but like I just don't think she understands like she's so…beautiful… after I said that David thought for a bit. He's an expert with woman so he is probably going to say something very supportive I guess but honestly I have always been a bit sceptical about his knowledge off woman

"Well jugging by your situation I'd say she is probably ever going to apologise to you when you get home or possibly just hide from you for a short time" well I guess he is an expert on woman. "So your saying that maybe it's not my fault and it's just she's upset?" "Ye I'd say I've seen that before a lot" "now what are you waiting for Aiden?"

"Thanks David has a good on "As I was walking along the road I started to think about how Sarah would think. Before I knew it I was at my house. As I walk in a notice that there's already food cooking. "Well looks like she's put food on already. As I look at the food cooking a see a note near the cooking.

"Dear human I greatly apologise for my erratic behaviour and I hope you have it in your heart to forgive me" well looks like David really is a geniuses when it comes to women. I decide to wright my own note to her "dear Sarah it is quite alright I understand you have probably been through a lot so I understand that you are upset and I understand that. So I see you have been cooking which is nice left some food out the front of your door" I went to what appeared to be her room and slipped the note under the door and placed her dinner in the front. Just as I was about to leave Sarah spoke up. "Thank you…Aiden." With that I walked off to let her eat in peace

I sat down to register what has happened today