Epilogue 1. La Mia Sorella

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Feli finally brought that Potato. Took her long enough. I had to see whether he was a pervert just like his creepy fratello. My fiancé— I mean, the dumbass was smiling and greeting at Feli and the Potato.

"Wow, I can't believe that Gil never told us that you've been dating each other! How long has it been? You know? Forget about that. Here! Have some churros." The bastard was beyond excited, looking cute— no! He looked fucking stupid as ever!

"Ve~ it's been more than a mese." Feli shyly replied.

I shook my head. We were all having a fucking meet-and-greet while having some snacks which that dumbass made, singing tra la la la~

Ha. Ha. Ha… Oh, fanculo.

I glanced at this thing full of nothing but muscles. What is this, a Nazi's failed experiment? If there wasn't a category for the people who are made with a hundred-percent of muscles, he'd be a pioneer for that particular category.

"Lovi! Ve~ this is my lover, Luddy!" Feli clung into that Potato's arm. I wasn't sure whether all the small pink hearts bubbling from her was a hallucination or not. The Potato blushed and pat her head gently.

Mio dio (My God). I completely lost my appetite from the company of a humanized bear.

"I'm Ludwig. It's a pleasure." The Potato stretched his arm for a handshake. No fucking way.

"Suck my balls, you damn potato eater." I spluttered.

The Potato blinked. "Entschuldigen Sie?"

The dumbass covered my mouth immediately. "Ehehe, lo siento, Ludwig. Lovi could be a little mean."

I snapped his hand away. "Get your fucking hand off of me!"

I spluttered. "So tell me, potato. What did you do to twist my sister's brain?"

"Um… what do you want?"

"Don't play dumb with me that's his job!" I exclaimed. The dumbass lost his words completely.

"Feli, how could you date this out of all the people in the world! With a mustache he'll look like a fucking Hitler!"

"Ve~ come on, sorella! Don't be like that! Luddy is so kind, sweet, and caring. Sì, sometimes Luddy is shy but it's okay! I know he loves me! He's really strong, tall, and prettier than anybody! Plus, Luddy makes me feel really good in bed!"

The dumbass choked on his churros, the wurst cock spat his drink to the floor, and I fell from my seat and hit my head. I got up immediately.

FUCK THIS!

"¡Lovi, no lo hagas (Lovi, don't do it)!" The dumbass trapped me in his arms to stop me but I elbowed him right in his nose.

I pointed my finger to that pezzo di merda. "YOU!" I clenched and lifted the legs of chair which I fell from with every fiber of my existence. The son of a bitch went very pale.

"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!" I swang the chair into that fucking potato in the face.


Epilogue 2. Il Mio Cognato

I waited on the cafeteria in the hospital. Sure, that Italienerin is smokin' hot. Ya know, with her tits and thighs and stuffs. No wonder why Toni has been chasing her like a lovesick puppy. But mann, she's crazy as fuck!

"Gil!" Someone ran into me for a big hug I knew who it was.

"Hey, there, Feli! How long has it been? Three weeks?"

"Ve~" Feli rubbed her face against my chest. "Anyway, grazie mille, big brother Gil! Your awesome plan really worked!"

"Kesesesese! I told you so, Feli!" I patted my future schwägerin'shead. She was just too cute for her own good! "Now who's the awesome?"

"You are!" Feli hugged me tighter. Mensch! How could you be this strong, Feli? Is unbelievable strength your family's trait or something?

Now, now, you see, everything appointment that Ludwig had with this lil' cutie was part of my awesome big plan. This awesome me always knew that West needed an awesome frau beside him.

When I first saw Feli, this awesome me knew that she'll be the perfect half for Ludwig. So I asked her to go to the park, dolled up beautifully that day. Well, whaddaya know? My dear bruder became a lovesick puppy since that day! Moreover, when I asked Feli about what she thought about him, and she fell in love with him too!

So I initiated the next step! Making West to go to an appointment with Feli! Feli followed the plan perfectly. I asked Feli to standby the restaurant and wait for West to leave in frustration! So when Feli appeared at the exact moment when he was about to leave, BOOM! It made an awesomely dramatic effect replacing all the negativities that West had into utter happiness! Though I was very disappointed that he didn't use the sourse I gave him. Kesesese~

Oh, by the way, taking bathes with the dogs part, I'm certain that my bruder went very red imagining that picture.

After their meeting went successfully, it's to make West thirsty~. Tell Feli to ask West that she needs a model for a nude painting —which she didn't necessarily need a nude model— while I have sex! Right in front of him! Boy that sure stimulated him. Anyway, West having a wet dream about lil' Feli was not part of the plan but it was excellent! Hahahahaha!

I gave an aphrodisiac to Feli so she could use it to meinem bruder. Boy, I gotta give it to him. According to Feli, he an outstanding patience! The girl he loves was right in front of him completely naked but he could stand still while drugged with aphrodisiac that long, instead just taking her to bed?! Verdammt! He was even more patient than his own dogs!

"Anyway, I told you it'll feel very good." I winked.

Feli slightly pouted. "But it really hurt. Ve~ Luddy was too big!"

I pat Feli's head apologetically. "But it also felt good, right?"

"Sì!"

Feli said they didn't even have time to use protection but at this point I don't care. Come to think of it, it's about damn time for the awesome me to get an awesome nephew or an awesome niece!

"Ve~ if you love someone, you gotta earn it, right?" Feli grinned mischievously.

I almost died laughing. Tearing were bursting out from my eyes. "Damn right it is!"

AND MOST OF ALL!

YOU'RE WELCOME, LUDDY!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


(A/N)

Damn right it is, Feli! You gotta earn your own love ;)

Now I guess everyone could see why I wrote "because of… Gilbert", eh? xD

I truly hope that everyone who read this enjoyed as much as I enjoyed writing it! Thank you so much for everyone who read, followed, favorited, and commented this story! My love and thanks to you all!

Thanks to "maryanstadler1" for always reviewing! and yeah ;( it was REALLY hard... I'm so glad you like it! Thank you for your complement!

This is my first completed fanfic! So it's kinda short ;( but I wanted to start by short ones so I can write longer and more complicated stories I have in my mind. For those, I gotta improve my usage of vocabularies and writing skills as well ;(

I have various ideas about the other stories imma write! And the next story is coming! I hope you like it!

Hopefully, I'll start posting in a month or two.

Arrivederci!