Hotshot: You can thank this one on my friend, we got talking about this pairing and...yeeaahhh. Anyways, my first smuttish one-shot on this collection thing so...it might be that good. So enjoy!


Pairing: HidaTobi
Summary:
During a meeting, Hidan get's a little...handsy.
Rated: T-R
Warnings:
Touching, Handjobs, Hidan's lovely language, smut, lemon


The meeting room was dark, save for the few torches that lined all four walls, casting the room in a warm, orange glow. It was quiet, the only voice that was reverberating in the room was Pein's, who sat at the head of the table with Konan at his side. Everyone was paying moderately attention...save for one disgruntled member.

Tobi was bored, unhappy...and he wasn't sitting by his Senpai like he wanted to.

No, instead he was sitting between Hidan and Kisame while Deidara was sitting at the opposite side of the table and a few chairs down. Yeah, Tobi just wanted this meeting to end, but it was about the Bijuu and...well...these meetings could go on for an hour or two and they had just started. So he slouched forward, forearms on the table and his cloak unzipped and it hung over his frame like a cover. He was hardly paying attention and was, instead, started to think of his past, before the mask. He didn't dwell on that past too much because of all the bad, but he could focus on all the good at times and these were one of those times.

He barely twitched when he felt one side of his cloak move ever so slightly. He did twitch- or more like jolt- when a hand was placed on his knee, squeezing right off the bat. Those who caught side of his little jolt looked at him with questioning eyes.

"Sorry! Just had a leg spasm. Tobi is a good boy!" Tobi chirped, laughing nervously.

Pein cleared his throat after a moment. "The Kyuubi Jinchuuriki is giving us the most problems. So, we need to..."

Tobi felt the hand slowly start to glide up his thigh and he forced himself not to react outwardly to it. He tilted his head down to glance at it and he saw a pale hand with purple painted nails gliding closer to his crotch. He could barely hear a chuckle to his left and he knew exactly who it was. He could practically feel Hidan inwardly grinning.

The hand made it to his crotch and felt the hand gave him a firm squeeze, almost making Tobi yelp but he held it in, his breathing starting to get uneven but luckily, it was not noticeable to all but the Jashinist who was taking some enjoyment out of this, the bastard.

The masked member couldn't help but thank Kami that he wore a mask because no one could see him biting his scarred lip or a light flushed that crawled over his cheeks which darkened when Hidan started to rub with the heel of his palm. He didn't know why Hidan was doing this since the man had never shown this kind of interest in him before.

He could barely hear something being unbuttoned and unzipped and he felt something warm slid into his pants gripped him through his boxers and he bit his bottom lip harder to keep any sounds from escaping past his lips. He could feel blood trailing from is abused lip and down his chin, collecting against the cloth that hid his chin. He hunched over more, his mask against his forearms as he tried to keep himself under control. He could hear some of the others talk about him in whispers, mistaking the gesture as him starting to doze off.

Hidan started to move his hand, rubbing up and down slowly. He tried to keep the noises from escaping his throat but it was difficult. He had hardly been touched like this in all the years he have been alive. he had been saving himself for his brown-haired friend if she ever returned his feelings, but that was before he 'died' and before she had died. He just never let himself cave into his wanting to touch and be touched or yourning. Now, as the foul-mouthed ninja was touching and groping, his body was heating up and he could feel a faint feeling coming from his abdomen.

The only reason he had yet to push the hand away was because it was his first time being touched in such away and the sensations was rather new and overpowering. It just had to be.

The hand was suddenly gone and Tobi took in a deep breath of air. He slowly lifted his head and noted that the meeting was drawing to a close, making his breathe a sigh of relief. He straightened up slightly but he still made sure that no one could see his lap and waited.

"Now," Pein was saying. "You all have your assignments, you are all dismissed."

Tobi waited for everyone to file out before he began to stand up, his hands flying down to zip and button his pants again. Of course, Tobi forgot one important detail; he wasn't alone.

Arms wrapped themselves around Tobi, causing the man to yelp before he was pulled backwards and into a rather warm lap. One hand instantly moved down and into his pants again, as well as in his boxers this time, and gripped his hard on.

"I hope you realize that it's fucking hot." Hidan stated, a grin clearly in his voice. "You even got horny from it!"

"Let me go!" Tobi squirmed in the other's lap and just got a firm squeeze in response to his movements.

"Don't move, bitch!" Hidan snapped. "Do you want me to fuck you in the meeting room?"

Tobi froze at that, swallowing slightly. No, he did not want Hidan to fuck him in the meeting room, he would probably melt from embarrassment if anyone walked in on them.

He felt Hidan's other hand rise up and gripped his mask. Before he could do anything, Hidan had pushed the mask over, making sure that the mask was on the side of the other's head before gripping Tobi's short hair and sharply pulled his head back by it, making him whimper. purple eyes zeroed in on the trail of slowly drying blood and, not paying the scars or the eye patch any mind, bent down and lap at the trail, starting from the chin, working his way up before coming to the pair of scared lips. Hidan dove in, pressing his lips against the other's, nipping at the lips harshly.

Tobi's mouth flung open, making a surprised noise before a tongue pushed into his mouth, exploring ever inch. Hidan's hand that was holding him started to move, pumping him faster than before.

He let out a loud whine against the invading mouth, making Hidan break the kiss and smirk at the other. "You're getting off on this. You're actually fucking liking this, knowing that anyone could come in to see why we haven't left yet."

"N-no, Tobi isn't-" Tobi tried to continue but Hidan cut him off by tightening his grip, causing Tobi to let out a loud groan.

"Oh, I think Tobi is." Hidan's thumb swiped over the head and Tobi's hips bucked slightly. "See? You want this. This situation excites you, doesn't it?"

Hidan didn't let Tobi answer and instead, let him go. Before Tobi could make a disappointing sound at the loss of contact, He was suddenly turned around in Hidan's lap, each leg hanging over either side of the chair arms. The other's hand was back, fingers wrapping around his erection and was already gliding up and down it. His arms flew around Hidan's neck as he let out another noise, causing Hidan to chuckle.

"So tell me, is this your first handjob?" Hidan asked slyly and Tobi didn't say anything but the flush on the scarred cheek darkened, giving Hidan his answer. "No fucking way. This is just too damn perfect! Oh, the things I can do to you and that fucking ass."

"Hidan shouldn't do bad things to Tobi!" The captive ninja squeaked, his whole body quivering slightly from the pleasure and the impact of Hidan's words.

"Too late. You're mine and that ass," Hidan's free hand squeezed the said ass to emphasize his point. "Is fucking mine, too."

Tobi bucked, causing his crotch to grind against the silver-haired man's, causing him to give a low growl. "Fuck, Tobi. If I had the time, I'd be fucking you against the table right now. I would make you scream."

The dark-haired man buried his face into Hidan's shoulder, breath coming out uneven and quick. He could feel the other quicken his pace, thumb swiping over the head again. He could feel himself getting closer and closer and it seemed Hidan had noticed. Tobi felt teeth bite into his neck, through the clothing that hid it and that sent him over the edge.

He moaned breathlessly into the other's shoulder, body trembling as he spilled into the hand and their laps. He was spent then, slumping against the other, head turned so he could look up at the face of a rather satisfying looking Hidan. The worshiper caught sight of the other looking at him and he slowed his hand before letting the softening erection go, bringing the hand up to his face and, making sure to have eye contact with the man in his lap, stuck out his tongue and began to lick the white substance off of his fingers and hand, which caused Tobi's face to turn more red than before.

"Yep, defiantly fucking mine." Hidan said in conviction.