Ben paced back and forth across the room, looking at the baby. Danny was going through the diaper bag, Tucker was pacing the opposite way of Ben, and Brooke was playing with the baby.

"This can't be happening!" Ben exclaimed. The others looked at him. " I can't be a dad!" Tucker went up to him and put his hands on Ben's shoulders.

"Ben's its going to be alright." Brooke said. Tucker nodded.

"She's probably not even your baby." Tucker said. Ben nodded, looking half relieved, half crazed.

"Yeah, she could just as easily be yours, right?" Ben practically pleaded with Tucker. Tucker looked at the white baby while he was brown.

"Yeah, not really." That was when Danny spoke up.

"And I've only been in town an hour. I'm fast, but not that fast." He stated. Brooke nodded.

"and if I had a baby, I don't think I would have left it on your doorstep." She said. then she looked at the baby. "Nor, would it look as much like you as she did. Let's call her Bella if she doesn't have a name!" Brooke cooed. she was pretty happy with the baby. Then Danny got their attention and stood up.

"Hold up guys, we've gotta note!" he said. Ben practically teleported to him.

"Read it!" he shouted. Danny looked at the note.

"Her name's Emma." He said. Ben thought for a moment.

"I don't know any Emmas!" He said. Brooke and Danny gave him a look.

"The baby's name is Emma!" Danny told Ben. Then he bent over and cooed at Emma. "Hi Emma!" he said. The baby giggled, making Danny smile. then he stood up straight and continued reading the note. "Uh lets, there's another name. Angela." Tucker, Ben, and Brooke looked at each other in shock

"ANGELA!" they shouted at the same time. Danny was confused.

"Who is Angela?" Danny asked.

"She was nice, actress." Ben said. Tucker and Brooke disagreed.

"That girl was crazy!" Tucker said.

"Insane!" Brooke smacked Ben upside the head. Ben rubbed his head and walked back over to Danny.

"What else does it say?" He asked. Danny looked at the paper and read off what it said.

"Um, she's sorry, she didn't know what to do, and she just needs a little time." Ben became exasperated.

"Time!? How much time!?" Ben shouted. Then there was a knock at the door. "and that would be the perfect amount of time." Then he jumped over to the door. Ben turned to him as Brooke took the baby out of the carrier.

"Oh, that's Riley. I gave her a call while you were outside." He said. Ben looked upset.

"Riley? Fat Pants Parren? What's she doing here?" Danny smiled and nodded. Tucker looked destroyed.

"You have a friend named Fat Pants?" He asked. Then he looked at how big Danny was , then said, "I'm definanlty labelling my food. Then he went to find a sharpie while Brooke took Emma into the kitchen. Ben opened the door to find his friend Riley, who used to be overweight. Now she looked anorexic. Ben was pleasantly surprised.

"Rigantor?" He asked her, holding out his hands for a hug. She laughed.

"Ben-Wetter!" She replied, giving him a hug. Then straightened up.

"Wow you look great!" He said. She laughed and tucked a strain of hair behind her ear.

"Wow thank you!" She said. "Now, Danny said that you needed my help with something?" She asked. Ben jumped as if he had forgotten that Emma was here.

"Oh yeah, see, a baby was left on our doorstep and we need your help to take care of it." Riley was confused.

"I thought Brooke lived down the hall. Can't she help you?" They looked at Brooke, who was in the kitchen emptying a beer bottle, filling it with soap, rinsing it, and filling it with milk, all the while holding Emma. She looked at them in confusion.

"What?" She asked, as if this was the most normal thing in the world. "We don't have any baby bottles, so I improvising." Riley, Ben, Tucker, and Danny looked at each other, then Danny dug through the bag until he found a baby bottle, which he tossed to Brooke, who dumped out the beer milk. Then Ben turned back to Riley.

"That's why." He said. "She just nearly made my baby drunk." Riley sighed.

"Alright, I'll help you." She said. Then she went to work.