Disclaimer: I don't own POT and the Pair Puri books

A/N: I'll upload this story every Friday or Saturday since I'm a lazy being who's very busy in life. School sucks.


Chapter Two: Pair Puri 2

"What do you got there Echizen?"

Momo suddenly appeared behind Ryoma as Ryoma was busy staring at the book and Atobe and Niou were still busy fighting and insulting each other.

"Your A~ns are very annoying. Can't you think up of a more appropriate trademark for you?" Niou insulted.

"Your Puris have no meaning either. Maybe it's you who should be the one to think up of a new trademark." Atobe countered.

"Your saying of "Be awed by my prowess" is useless as well since you have no prowess."

"Well your title of trickster should be changed to copycat instead."

Anyway, Momo and Ryoma walked elsewhere to talk somewhere quiet.

"This book is like the one Ishida-san gave us earlier. Only this time the cover is buchou and Shiraishi-san." Ryoma explained to Momo.

"Book? What's so interesting about that book? Except that it has buchou's face on it." Momo questioned as he scratched his head. Ryoma flipped a page on the book and it landed to a story about Shiraishi. Momo and Ryoma read it together and Momo suddenly laughed out loud while Ryoma tipped his cap lower to hide the grin that was spreading on his face.

"Are you serious? Shiraishi-san fell in love with a beetle?" Momo laughed. Zaizen who was passing by heard it and smirked.

'A new addition to my blog.' Zaizen thought.

With Momo and Ryoma, after they got over their laughter, turned the page to Tezuka's story. There they saw Tezuka's fish bait that was given by Oishi.

"W-What the heck is that bait? It has Oishi-senpai's face on it!" Momo laughed. Ryoma snickered and they turned to the next page where the Sanadas texted the Tezukas.

"Like grandfather, like grandson?" Momo commented. "Anyway, this book is interesting. Where'd you find it?"

"Lying around outside Niou-san's room." Ryoma answered which Momo think of something.

"But when I passed there earlier, I didn't see anything. That's weird."

"Yeah. The first book was lying around in Sengoku-san's room." Ryoma said then thought of something, 'I hate that first book. Sanada-san's slap actually hurted you know.'

Kintarou walked by and saw Momo and Ryoma crowded over a book and Zaizen listening to them from somewhere near them.

"Koshimae! Momo-chan! Also Zaizen! What are you doing over there?" Kintarou called out. Momo and Ryoma looked at Kintarou then behind them as they spotted Zaizen.

"I've been spotted." Zaizen shrugged.

"I heard from Shiraishi that you have a dangerous blog about every team members' secret." Kintarou blinked. Momo and Ryoma sweatdropped.

"Could it be you were listening in on us to put it on your dangerous blog?" Momo asked, pointing at Zaizen hesitantly. Zaizen just nodded.

'Why do all teams have such dangerous members like him?' Ryoma and Momo deadpanned as they thought of dangerous people like Fuji with his sadism, Inui with his Inui juice, Yukimura with his final boss mode presence, Shiraishi with his poison plants, and now Zaizen with his blog full of others' secrets.

While Ryoma and Momo were thinking that, Kintarou snatched the book from Ryoma and turned a page.

"Cool! This book has Tezuka and Shiraishi's school life!" Kintarou exclaimed and Ryoma, Momo and Zaizen crowded over to see what's inside.

"...Your buchou's life is boring." Zaizen commented.

"I know but what interests me most is buchou keeps a diary?" Momo closed his eyes and crossed his arms.

"And he watches this comedy show. I wonder if he laughs." Ryoma muttered.

They then headed to Shiraishi's school life and Momo and Ryoma sweatdropped.

"W-What kind of classes are these? Is it always like this?" Momo asked Zaizen and Kintarou. Kintarou nodded happily but Zaizen made a bitter face.

"I know. Our school is crappy."

They read more about Shiraishi's school life and saw that it mostly has health in it and poisonous plants. They sweatdropped.

"Shiraishi-san's scary." Ryoma commented as he tipped his cap lower.

"Ugeh! Shiraishi does maintenance on his bandages!" Kintarou pointed out with a scared expression on his face.

"I heard from Gin-san that buchou unwrapped his bandages on his doubles match with Kirihara against the high schoolers." Zaizen said. Kintarou made a more scared expression on his face.

"What? Did they die? Did they?" Kintarou asked.

"Of course they didn't, stupid. Buchou would be sent to prison if they did." Zaizen said with a blank stare.

"H-H-H-o-o-o-w-w-w-w..."Kintarou stuttered while Momo, Ryoma and Zaizen just ignored him and continue reading the book. They read the part of the interview talk with Tezuka and Shiraishi.

Shiraishi: I feel this smells fishy. Oh well, when Tezuka-kun comes, we'll find out the truth. Whoever lies must be prepared to face the appropriate penalty. [shuru shuru] *unwrapping his bandages*

Shiba: E-eh? Wait. Isn't the poisonous hand just a lie to fool little kids? D-Don't use this to make fun of adults!

Shiraishi: Whether it's a lie or not, why don't you test it out firsthand?

Shiba: N-Nooooo~ I- I told Tezuka-kun the wrong place. It's all my fault! S-so... Keep your poisonous hand away! I'm sorry. Please forgive me!

Shiraishi: (... She and Kin-chan are the same type after all)

"Buchou walked in the wrong room. That's so careless." Momo commented.

"But it was the lady reporter's fault." Ryoma said.

"The lady reporter has the same type of stupidity as Kin-chan." Zaizen said bluntly.

Tezuka: The time now is 17:09:32...I did not make it in time after all. Even if I have a reason for it, lateness is still unforgivable. Shiraishi, tell me to run 100 laps or 10000 laps, whatever number as you please.

"Wow! Look at this! Buchou's asking Shiraishi-san to make him run laps! I wanted to see that!" Momo exclaimed excitedly. Ryoma just nodded in agreement.

"Too bad our buchou's too nice." Zaizen sighed.

Shiba: The next question is, What binds your heart the most at the moment? One of you answered 'Controlling and bringing up a certain super rookie' while the other answered 'Bringing up a talented ichinen, while preventing him from being arrogant'

"The first one is pertaining to Kin-chan for sure." Zaizen pointed out.

"And the second one is Echizen." Momo said.

"Che."

Wow, you two unexpectedly having a similar answer. The next one, What player is the hardest type to deal with in the club?' One's 'The genius player who has no fighting spirit' while the other is 'A cocky-brat-yet-not-serious genius player'

"Haha! You're the guy in this first part." Momo pointed at Zaizen. "And the second is Echizen again."

"I look like I'm the most troublesome member of the club to buchou." Ryoma said as he tipped his cap lower again.

Just then, their talk was interrupted when Eiji came with Oishi.

"Nya! What are you guys doing crowding there? A secret meeting? Let me join!" Eiji exclaimed happily while skipping over to them. Oishi sweatdropped.

"We just found the volume two of the book that was shown to us earlier by Ishida-san." Ryoma explained to Eiji. Eiji's eyes sparkled.

"Let me join!" Eiji and Oishi joined the others and crowded together over the book again.

Shiraishi: By the way Tezuka-kun, have you properly said 'Congrats for your win' to Chitose's little sister, Miyuki?

Tezuka: Why should I? There's no particular need to do that...

Shiraishi: From what Chitose told me, it was all thanks to his sister that Tezuka-kun recovered from the yips. She was a big help for you

Tezuka: Ah... That is...

Shiraishi: (Nnn, Ecstasy~ Tezuka-kun is panicking.) The prince who recovered by the help of a little girl. It's like the real Yips Story.

Tezuka: You're talking about Aesop's Fables.

Shiraishi (Nnn~ Ecstasy! Tezuka tsukkomi-ed me. Nn? The atmosphere around Tezuka is starting to change now, I think I'd better say it all now!) And then, Tezuka-kun, who was fully recovered beat Miyuki's older brother. She must be really sad...

Tezuka: She must fully understand the harsh world of winning and losing.

Shiraishi: True, but you still haven't congratulated her for her win... Tezuka-kun is unexpectedly harsh.

Tezuka: It's only a small game. It's not her final target.

Shiraishi: (What is this? Tezuka suddenly... sorted his reasoning and is going on offense...?) What is that? It's Tezuka Phantom! Is he planning to break all of my psychological attacks?

Tezuka: See you later, Shiraishi-kun

Shiraishi: What is this? Is he planning to turn a blind eye to this?

Kenya: Wrong. He ran away already. You're the winner. Katta Mongachiya

Shiraishi: Kenya!... ah, that's right. Thanks.

Kenya: By the way, what's with the Yips Monogatari joke? It's not funny, you know. Being called Shitenhouji's Bible doesn't mean that you could make such unfunny joke about the Bible.

Shiraishi: Your joke is not funny either. The next to be interviewed is you, isn't it? Go and get prepared.

"..." Everyone was speechless as they read that part of the book.

"This is bad. Tezuka became a lolicon." Oishi ran away to let Tezuka know that that kind of relationship is forbidden. Zaizen's smirk grew larger as he tampered with his cellphone vigorously.

"So that's the reason he was flustered." Zaizen muttered with a scary face as he updates his blog.

"So... buchou's type are little girls." Ryoma muttered. Momo and Eiji nodded, completely shocked.

"You four! Run 100 laps around the camp!" Tezuka suddenly appeared and ordered them to run laps and the four of them flinched. "Now!" After he said that, they dropped the book and started their laps.

Meanwhile with Kintarou, who was not ordered to run laps, was still shocked that no one died from Shiraishi's bandage removal. Tezuka picked up the book and was about to dispose of it but something caught his eye.

Words for the Two

Shiraishi walked by and saw Tezuka holding a book with Kintarou who was still in a shocked state.

"What are you two doing?" Shiraishi asked with a smile. "What happened with Kin-chan?"

"I don't know." Then Shiraishi noticed the book Tezuka's holding is the same book he was reading earlier, only that it was him and Tezuka on the cover. Shiraishi went near Tezuka to take a peek in the book.

"Words for the two? Well it doesn't hurt for us to read it. I mean it's meant for us anyway." Shiraishi said as he proceeded to read that certain page in the book.

Hoh, Shiraishi-kun has an abundance of knowledge about poisonous plants...next time, would you like to develop a new Inui Juice with me? (Inui)

"Hn, Ecstacy~ Maybe I should take up his offer?" Shiraishi said but then Momo, Eiji, Oishi and Ryoma suddenly ran up to him panting and while they were in the middle of running laps shouted at him.

"NO! Never ever do that!" They all said simultaneously. Shiraishi flinched and blinked at them.

You know, Tezuka, you really don't look the same age as us~. Ah, of course I mean it in a good way! (Kikumaru)

"Kikumaru, additional 50 laps." Tezuka said as his eyes were fogged up by his glasses.

"EH! What did I do?" Eiji whined.

"It's because you said here that you don't treat him as a middle schooler." Shiraishi smiled.

"What! I said I meant it in a good way." Eiji whined but ran his laps.

"By the way Oishi-senpai, why were you running laps as well?" Momo asked Oishi as they continued to run laps.

"Tezuka ordered me when I called him earlier to lecture him about being a lolicon." Oishi and the rest sweatdropped.

~xoxoxoxo~

Shiraishi-san, you have bandages around your arm! Are you hurt! If you don't mind, please use this favorite medicine of mine. (Ootori)

"This Ootori guy is so nice. I want to get to know him better during our time in this camp." Shiraishi commented and Tezuka just nodded.

To uphold the tradition in Seigaku that Tezuka-buchou established, we'll gather our strengths and do our best! (Kachirou)

"You have good members in your club, Tezuka-kun."

"Thank you. I'm proud of all my members."

"I wish ours was dedicated as your members." Shiraishi sweatdropped.

Shiraishi, he's weaker than me yet he's the captain. Isn't that weird? Wah~, I don't want to die yet! I don't want the poison arm! (Kintarou)

Shiraishi stared at Kintarou's still shocked form with a scary glare. 'Once you wake up from your shocked form Kin-chan, I will show you no mercy.' Shiraishi thought as he stared at Kintarou with a scary glare.

Ah~, I want to sneak a peak at Kura-rin when he does yoga after his bath. Even better, I want to do yoga together with Kura-rin~ (Koharu)

"..." was Tezuka and Shiraishi's expression.

"You have an interesting and dedicated member, Shiraishi." Tezuka commented.

"Please, say no more." Shiraishi said as he facepalmed.

Shiraishi-buchou, really, give me a break with all the endless talk about poisonous plants when we're eating. (Zaizen)

"If you want Shiraishi, talk about your poisonous plants with us while we're eating." Fuji and Yukimura suddenly appeared.

"I'm glad that you offered." Shiraishi smiled at them and Fuji and Yukimura also returned it with a smile. The two of them joined Tezuka and Shiraishi in reading the book.

After the match with Tezuka, Sanada was crying in the bathroom. Don't tell anyone this, hey! (Jackal)

"That's interesting. Even I didn't know about this." Yukimura commented.

"Jackal is so fearless." Fuji commented.

"Sanada crying seems so wrong though." Shiraishi said with a sweatdrop. Unknown to them, Sanada was just behind them and read the comment. Sanada then headed to Room 203 with his eyes covered by his cap.

~xoxoxoxo~

In Room 203 where Yagyuu, Jackal, Momo and Ibu stay, Sanada slammed the door open and Yagyuu and Jackal flinched as they turned to look at the door and saw a scary looking Sanada.

"Is something the matter, Sanada?" Yagyuu asked but Sanada ignored him and went towards Jackal and slapped him with all his might. Jackal and Yagyuu sweatdropped but before they could ask him, Sanada left the room.

'What?'

~xoxoxoxo~

Because Koharu begged me to imitate Tezuka-kun's face, I now have wrinkles between my eyebrows that haven't gone away for 3 days... (Hitouji)

Tezuka stared at Shiraishi. Shiraishi sighed.

"I know. I know. I'll give him a punishment later."

Thief-bro, why didn't you say anything before you left! ...it's not like it matters though. (Miyuki)

Shiraishi was about to say something but Tezuka interrupted him.

"Don't say another word." Tezuka said with a strict voice that made Shiraishi close his mouth.

I know Aniki's strength the best. For someone to be able to defeat Aniki...Shiraishi-san, he's a person to be feared. (Yuuta)

"There's a possibility that your brother would choose me over you, Fuji." Shiraishi smiled.

"Don't make me hate you, Shiraishi." Fuji smiled back.

These three years in middle school, I strangely have not had a match with Tezuka. Next time, let's have a serious match with the world as our stage. (Yukimura)

"I will wait until that time comes, Yukimura." Tezuka said as he faced Yukimura. Yukimura just faced him and smiled as Shiraishi and Fuji saw the sparks of challenge between them.

"Anyway, as for this book, let me keep it." Yukimura said. Tezuka hesitated since the book contains the part with his flustered expression.

"Don't worry. I'll only keep it. I won't read it or make others read it." Yukimura assured and Tezuka trusted Yukimura to do so and gave the book to him.

"The only question is, who's the one behind these books? This is already the second volume. I wouldn't be surprised if the third book would show up soon." Shiraishi and the rest wondered.

~xoxoxoxo~

Meanwhile in Room 206 where Ryoma, Kintarou, Krauser and Yuuta resides, Ryoma returned to the room exhausted after running laps with Momo and Eiji.

"What are you doing following me, senpai-tachi?" Ryoma asked with a suspicious look at Momo and Eiji.

"I'm not close with anyone in our room." Momo said while rubbing the back of his head. "Yagyuu-san and Kuwahara-san has their own world since they're from the same team and Ibu talks too much."

"No one's in our room." Eiji said. "Oishi went somewhere and Shishido and Ootori are training together somewhere. It's lonely."

Ryoma sighed. Krauser and Yuuta who were in the room just looked at them.

"I saw this book in the closet." Krauser said in English and Eiji and Momo broke their brains trying to know what he said. Ryoma took the book and widened his eyes.

"Pair Puri Volume Three."