A/N: LOL! I was so amused by you people's reviews xD Sorry bout that. I just woke up one day and thought of trolling you people. Anyway, this is the most awaited moment for you all~ RxR~
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Chapter Fifteen: Episode Eight
Just as the show started, the people who left the room, Marui, Momoshiro and Tanishi came back. Unfortunately though, Momoshiro and Tanishi's face were full of bruises. Definitely caused by Marui.
They then hear Momoshiro's excited voice in the show. Ryoma felt a shudder and blurted out, "Pause!"
Sakuno paused the show and everyone turned to look at Ryoma with a confused expression.
"What's your problem, chibisuke?"
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Everyone turned to where the voice came from and they saw someone sitting down near the door.
"You are?" Tachibana asked.
"Echizen Ryoga. Don't mind me, I'm just an extra person here." Ryoga said.
"Echizen? You're Echizen's older brother or something?" Jackal asked.
Ryoga nodded and said, "Forget about me though but what happened to you chibisuke?"
Everyone then looked back at Ryoma and he explained, "I just had this bad feeling that I should get away from here as soon as possible."
"Tie him up." Momoshiro ordered.
Ryoma gulped and was about to run away but Eiji and Kintarou caught him in time and literally tied him up with some rope that just appeared out of nowhere and placed him in a chair and placed a masking tape on his mouth.
"Is this some kind of torture chamber?" Shiraishi sweatdropped.
"Play the show!" Kintarou demanded. Sakuno sweatdropped and just played the video again.
The Ocean Festival sure looks exciting! Takoyaki, grilled meat and potatoes with butter or would you rather have hot lamblet before those? Echizen, which will it be? -Momoshiro
I'm fine with anything... -Ryoma
You know, after coming here why are you looking so gloomy? It's a festival! You gotta enjoy it to the fullest! -Momoshiro
You're the one who dragged me here... -Ryoma
What are you saying when Sanada-san specially asked us to come? I had things to do myself yet I somehow arranged to come here! -Momoshiro
Even if you say that, you're still in pretty high spirits... -Ryoma
Title: The Ocean Festival!
Ryoma widened his eyes. He remembers this festival. Who would ever forget this? He was actually traumatized by this cursed festival! He struggled against the ropes and was mumbling muffled words in which everyone successfully ignored.
It's a butler cafe. -Ryoma
What will we do? -Momoshiro
Welcome back~ -Sanada and Yagyuu
EH? -Momoshiro
You're kidding me... for real? -Ryoma
Sanada-san and Yagyuu-san were in this class, right? Thank you for the invitation! -Momoshiro
It's like the two are different people when they're not playing tennis... -Ryoma
They suit them surprisingly well, don't they? -Yukimura
Jawdrop moment for all teams except Rikkaidai.
"I can already see their future." Chitose commented.
"Future as butlers?" Eiji snickered. Suddenly, he was slapped by Sanada.
"W-What? What did I do?" Eiji then went to complain to Yukimura, "He definitely despises me! I received the most slaps from him out of all of us here you know!"
Yukimura just smiled at him with Eiji thinking while whimpering, 'Devils...'
This year we're doing Cind- -Yukimura
Buchou! About this costume... -Kirihara
Could it be... Kirihara? -Momoshiro
Kirihara appears wearing a pink dress.
... Awkward Silence...
Everyone in the room then burst out laughing. Even some of the Rikkaidai members are laughing while Kirihara hid under the table. With his Catherine of course.
"W-What the heck is that?" Kai pointed at the screen while laughing maniacally.
Tomoka even paused the video at that epic scene to laugh at it more.
Kintarou then remembered their last talk in the otaku circle about Kirihara being a girl and blurted out, "The Otaku Circle's dream came true! The seaweed head as a girl!"
"YEAH!" The otaku circle simultaneously shouted.
They played the video again and Momoshiro's loud laugh and Ryoma's snickers were heard.
"So the boy can laugh ahn~" Atobe commented while looking at Ryoma. Ryoma glared and wanted to counter him by saying "Of course I can" but unfortunately, no matter what he does, he can't.
Kirihara vein pops after being laughed at and locked himself in a cubicle.
The girls snickered and commented, "How cute~" while the guys continued laughing at him. Seriously, when will they get over it?
Hey Akaya, come out! -Jackal
Dun wanna! I won't wear a dress! -Kirihara
"You're already wearing it, dumb ass." Zaizen cruelly commented. Kirihara, who was still under the table, vein popped.
And I won't enter the stage either! -Kirihara
You're not the only one wearing a dress, you know? -Marui
And you're gonna get hungry soon, right? Come on, here's takoyako and grilled meat for ye~ -Niou
It's true! And looks so good, too! Come out and we'll eat together! -Marui
Nope! No matter what is said, my feelings won't change. -Kirihara
"And I won't be fooled by those tricks! Only gluttons like the peach head will fall for food!" Kirihara shouted from under the table.
"What was that?" Momoshiro shouted with a vein pop on his head.
"Nya, Momo-chin's an idiot. Why did you answer when he called you a peach head?" Eiji teased.
"He finally accepted that he's a peach head." Kaidoh nodded.
Momoshiro then tackled Kaidoh to the ground and had a wrestling match but unfortunately, everyone was too busy with the show to stop them.
My my, what a stubborn boy. -Yukimura
This is bad, it's almost time for the curtain to rise. -Renji
Echizen, this is your fault, you know. -Momoshiro
And you? You didn't laugh laugh your guts out? -Ryoma
Well that couldn't be helped! I didn't know Kirihara was doing Cinderella. And besides, there's no way you can look at that and not laugh. -Momoshiro
"How dare you say that!" Kirihara shouted again from under the table.
"That's right, Momo! Look at Tezuka, he wasn't laughing when he saw him." Oishi said.
"Actually..." Fuji started with a smile but Tezuka shut him up saying, "You want to run laps?"
"Well, forget Tezuka but Sanada fuku-buchou didn't laugh you know." Marui shared.
"Actually..." Yukimura, this time, started and Sanada said, "Please say no more, Yukimura."
Marui and some others looked at Sanada in disbelief thinking, 'This guy actually laughed?'
Sanada glared and all of them turned their head away not wanting to face Sanada's judgement slap. Meanwhile, Kirihara sniffed at being laughed, especially by the stoic people.
Is it true that Kirihara-kun has holed himself in the toilet? -Yagyuu
Akaya! What's this deciding upon something and then turning tail in the middle of it? Where'd you dump your Rikkai tennis club's pride? There's always a limit to being slack! -Sanada
No matter if it's Sanada fuku-buchou, I'm not backing down on this. -Kirihara
What was that? If you keep saying such selfish things, you can taste my iron fist! -Sanada
Kite commented, "He snapped."
"He's pretty passionate about this festival ahn~" Atobe added.
Oi, Sanada that would have the opposite effect of what we want... -Niou
But that's just plain running away, isn't it? -Ryoma
A-Ah... Echizen... -Momoshiro
What did ya say? -Kirihara
Isn't it because you have no confidence doing the role that you've locked yourself there? -Ryoma
Oi, Echizen what are you saying? I'm sorry our Echizen saying such rude things... -Momoshiro
If I were to be chosen for something, there's no role I couldn't do. -Ryoma
The provocative lady-removal plan, huh? -Marui
"I am no lady!" Kirihara shouted again from under the table.
"Hey, shall we put masking tape on this guy's mouth as well?" Marui said.
"We lost the masking tape." Kawamura said.
An idea flashed in Fuji's mind and he removed Ryoma's masking tape, roughly making Ryoma flinch in pain, then went over to Rikkaidai's table and gave the tape to Marui and said, "You can use this then."
Marui went under the table and with Niou's help, successfully taped Kirihara's mouth shut, after much struggle. They also tied him up with ropes that came out of nowhere.
The girls blushed and chorused, "Indirect kiss!"
Jiroh, who was wide awake due to laughing, commented, "Haha, there's no way they would make a pair since they're both an uke."
"Then, you and bubblegum guy here wouldn't make a pair as well since you're both uke?" Kintarou stated.
"NOOOO! I'm gonna work hard on being a seme then!" Jirou cried.
People out of the otaku circle commented, "What the heck are they talking about?"
But no matter how simple Akaya is, there's n- -Jackal
I'LL DO IT! DRESS OR WHATEVER, I'LL WEAR IT! -Kirihara in devil mode
"He's already wearing it..." Zaizen commented once again.
He fell for it so easily... -Jackal (I think)
He's more of a simpleton than I thought then... -Marui
"He's stupid." Ryoma, who can finally speak but can't move, commented.
"You're stupid as well." Momoshiro snickered, knowing what will happen soon.
"If I would know what will happen, I wouldn't have said those cursed lines!" Ryoma shouted.
A poor girl called Cinderella existed. -Yukimura
Spotlight on Kirihara playing a video game.
I'm beat! Having to do cleaning and washing every day... I've had enough! -Kirihara
"That is not what you call cleaning and washing though." Shiraishi commented.
"Well, it is a comedy play." Kenya said.
"The only thing that's funny is the cross dressing." Zaizen said.
"Then why aren't you laughing?" Kenya asked.
"Cause I don't want to?" Zaizen answered back.
"Just watch the show." Shiraishi sweatdropped.
Spotlight on Marui and Yagyuu.
She's slacking again over there! -Marui
Cinderella, the window's frame is dirty. You ought to clean everyday! -Yagyuu
"Gyaaaa! Marui-kun is so cool!" Jiroh stood on the table and shouted while Choutaro tries to bring him down.
"That Yagyuu guy is good at acting his part." Hirakoba commented.
We'll be going to the castle's party so we'll get to eat a lot of good stuff. -Marui
"That is so like Marui-kun! So gluttonous!" Jiroh excitedly proclaimed.
"That's not something to be proud about." Marui muttered with a sweat drop.
Who the heck are you? -Kirihara
The mysterious mushroom vendor. -Niou
Huh? A mushroom vendor? I don't need mushrooms. -Kirihara
A mushroom is a mushroom, but this is no ordinary one, piyo. -Niou
A mushroom carriage and Jackal as a horse appeared.
"Why does it have to be a mushroom of all things?" Eiji sweatdropped.
Why am I the only one doing a horse's role? -Jackal
Marui and some others laughed out loud.
"No matter how many times I see Jackal like that, it never fails to make me laugh." Marui snickered.
Jackal vein popped.
"The role fits him well since he has the same color as the horse." Momoshiro added.
Jackal vein popped even more and muttered, "This is discrimination..."
Sanada as the prince appears and Ryoma and Momoshiro are in jaw drop moment.
It suits him pretty well... -Ryoma
He doesn't look like a middle schooler at all. -Momoshiro
You know what happens...
SLAP!
Momoshiro is now seen on the ground holding his red cheek with Eiji poking him saying, "Feel my pain, Momo-chin. Feel my pain."
This is bad! I won't make it in time! -Kirihara
Wait, you irresistible woman! At least tell me your name! I will surely seek you out. -Sanada
Wow, Sanada-san's an expert at acting... -Momoshiro
Blank stare.
"Sanada is so into this..." Inui whispered, making sure Sanada doesn't hear.
"There is nothing irresistible about that seaweed head though." Ryoma bitterly commented.
Momoshiro snickered and said, "So you're saying you're more irresistible than him when playing Cinderella?"
"Shut up!" Ryoma countered.
Your foot is slightly over 24 centimeters long. -Renji
What, it won't fit? What- -Marui
-a shame. Or what you would say. -Renji
"Rikkaidai did a pretty good job at that." People commented as they snickered.
"Eh? Too bad it didn't fit Marui-kun." Jiroh complained.
"That's because he's not Cinderella, senpai." Choutaro explained with a sweatdrop.
It's finally the last scene. Let's do our best to the very end. -Yukimura
The dress, the dress ripped! -Kirihara
Presently an accident has occured. Please enjoy this until we'll start again. -Yukimura
Niou and Yagyuu shows up in doctor outfits.
Blank stare.
"Their cosplay at episode two was put into use." Yuuta commented.
"The stuff they bought at episode three was put into use in this episode huh." Kawamura commented as well.
Hmm, the skit doctor. -Niou
A skit doctor? W-What should I do? -Yagyuu
Marui snickered, "Only Niou can make the gentleman panic like that."
Meanwhile, Tomoka and An were in heaven and also me, the author as well. Niou just looks so hot in that part even though I'm not a fan of him much... Back to the story!
That size won't fit Akaya anymore. -Renji
I have an idea. -Yukimura
Echizen to fill in the role? -Momoshiro
There's no lines, all you'd have to do is to support Sanada. -Yukimura
But even so, this suddenly... -Ryoma
You said it before that you could do any role, right? -Yukimura
That just came out of my mouth... -Ryoma
"I have a good feeling about this." Shiraishi said.
"That's not a good feeling at all! Stop that video!" Ryoma shouted.
"So that's what happened when we received that picture." Fuji chuckled.
"This is not funny at all! Stop it!" Ryoma complained but everyone ignored him.
"Seriously, where is that masking tape when you need it?"
You're not a man if you turn this down now! -Momoshiro
EH? -Ryoma
Now showing Ryoma in a pink dress and Momoshiro accidentally laughing.
Everyone fell to the ground, rolling on the floor laughing.
"That's a nice one!" Kenya commented.
"The second dream of the otaku circle came true! Koshimae being a girl!" Kintarou rejoiced.
"Kyaaa! Ryoma-sama's so cute! He makes such a good uke!" Tomoka cheered.
Ryoma can take all the laughing but what he couldn't accept was Horio laughing at him! That's just unforgivable! Horio was supposed to be the comedic character, not him.
Why did it turn out like this? -Ryoma
We must kiss here. -Sanada
Eh? -Ryoma
"WHAT?" Everyone in the room shouted, except for those who know what will happen.
"Oh my gosh, this is gold!" Kintarou exclaimed.
Wha? W-w-w-wait! I wasn't told about this! -Ryoma
It's ok, we just have to pretend. -Sanada
No, no, no... I still dun want to! -Ryoma
Smile... just smile... -Sanada
Ryoma runs away.
Everyone fell face plant on the ground.
"And just when we thought something will happen!" Kai complained.
"Who would want a guy as your first kiss!" Ryoma complained.
"Oh, the boy just admitted that it was gonna be his first kiss." Yukimura teased.
"Are you forgetting that I'm only 12 years old!" Ryoma shouted.
"Koshimae is everyone's uke!" Kintarou randomly shouted in which Tomoka and An positively agreed.
"I am not! Whatever term that is!" Ryoma denied.
"But still, the kid's expressions were so funny." Koharu girlishly said making Ryoma shudder.
Sakuno blushed and commented, "He was so cute being all flustered like that."
"What! You're all making fun of me!" Ryoma whined.
"It's because you rarely show your emotions, ochibi!" Eiji said, glomping on Ryoma. Too bad for him, he's still tied up.
Greetings, the people of the Seigaku tennis club. A few days back our tennis club was quite the bother to your Echizen-kun. The play was give an excellent review and Yukimura-buchou was really happy. Once again, I must present my thanks. And so, I freely accompanied a picture from that time. -Letter
For real? Just wait a- -Ryoma
Good for you, isn't it, Echizen? -Momoshiro
As I thought, I shouldn't have dont it... -Ryoma
LOL
Everyone burst in laughter at the picture.
"Sanada really acts what role he's given." Yukimura proudly said.
Ryoma freaked out, "He still didn't have to carry me like that!"
"Tarundoru! A play must be realistic!" Sanada scolded.
Ryoma couldn't find any words to counter that and just kept quiet while people laugh at his predicament.
Momoshiro then wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Man, that was epic."
"The show's finished already so let me out of this rope already!" Ryoma said.
Fortunately for Kirihara, Marui is already letting him go.
"No, no. You'll only attack us when we let you go, ochibi." Eiji said, pointing a finger up.
"You'll have to stay like that until you forget what happened." Kintarou cheekily said.
"Who would forget humiliation like that?" Ryoma shouted.
The gang continued laughing with Atobe and Ryoga huddled in a corner to laugh. Tezuka was covering his mouth and it was a clear that he was smiling.
Sanada was in serious mode though. Aww...
What really pissed Ryoma off the most was Horio laughing out loud. Yup, he will definitely have revenge on all of them someday. But first, he needs blackmail videos or pictures.
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"When will they stop laughing..." Ryoma muttered, bowing his head down.
