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Morning came and everybody was called down to eat whatever they could afford which wasn't the good stuff that contained lots of sugar in it.

Stewie sat in his baby chair right next to a depressed Brian in his usual clothing and waited for whatever was going to contaminate his bowl.

"Stewie, you're in luck" Lois said, going to the cupboard to get it."You get to try a new cereal. Cheeros Cheeros" then she poured it into his bowl.

"Cheeros, Cheeros? Great another knock-off that you brought for 2 dollars cheaper than the real thing" Stewie said, before looking at the bowl in disgust. "Look at this. The people who made this didn't even try to make the 'O's. The cereal is actually melting in my plate and turning the milk brown. Disgusting. There is no way I can eat this. I'm going to have to order fast food again."

"Hey, Stewie. Can you order take out for me too?" Brian said, "My breakfast doesn't even look edible. I'll pay you back."

He expected for Stewie to order and then forgot about the money as usual, however, Brian was in for a surprise.

Stewie acted like he didn't hear him at all.

"Urgh. It's because of you, fatso that I can't have a good breakfast every day." Stewie yelled at Peter.

"Love you to Stewie," Peter said, of course, he couldn't understand him, then the man started to eat whatever slop was in front of him like an animal.

"Urgh. He's eating like Melissa McCarthy at an all you can eat buffet" Stewie said.

#Cutaway#

"The 'All-You-Can-Eat-Buffet' is now open" Said, an employee at a food joint.

"MOVE!" Melissa McCarthy yelled, suddenly running over, anybody who was in their path was crushed by her force and weight, a lot of them were either seriously injured or dead as she made her way to the stand.

Then she terrifyingly removed all the cutler and plates before picking the stand up and devouring all the food that was forced to slide into her mouth.

"Whoa, Lady you need-" Said the employee only to be stopped by another employee.

"Dude, what are you doing? That's Melissa McCarthy. Don't you know the bigger she gets, the more hilarious she is?" Said, another employee.

Just then Melissa McCarthy grew in size and they both began to laugh.

"She's hilarious" Said, the employee who had been trying to stop her.

"Didn't I tell you?" Said, his fellow co-worker.

#End of Cutaway#

"Hey, Stewie. Are you listening?" Brian said.

Stewie finally turned to him and looked at him in surprise.

"Did you say something Brian?" Stewie said, "Did you say 'Stewie. I'm sorry for sticking you with a 200-dollar, bill last night'? How did it go with the girl you were chasing?"

His statement made Brian's eyes widened in horror, he was so busy feeling sorry for himself that he completely forgot that he left Stewie with the bill.

And did he just say 200 dollars!?

"Oh, my god, Stewie. I had no idea that it would be that much" Brian said, making Stewie note that he wasn't actually apologising for even sticking him with the bill. "I promise to pay you back"

"No need" Stewie said, surprising the dog, the baby know full well that Brian will never pay him back unless he resorted to violence on the dog.

"Wait. What?" Brian said.

"I said no need." Stewie said. "Last night was quiet an eye-opener for me. I'm not even mad about the bill."

"What? Really?" Brian said, finding it hard to believe.

"You opened my eyes to something last night that I forgot and paying for the meal was a fair trade," Stewie said.

"Are you serious?" Brian said, he didn't know what words he said last night but he was happy that Stewie was letting him off the hook and said. "Thanks."

"No problem, Buddy. Now, what were you saying about wanting Take Out as well?" Stewie said.

"Can I have some Take Out as well? 'll pay you back." Brian said, this was turning out to be an amazing day for him.

"Sure. What do you want?" Stewie said and then Brian started to open his mouth to tell him what he wanted.

He had no idea that the world was changing as he spoke.

Ch 2: Stewie runs for Mayor

"We now return to" The announcer person said on T.V. "Small Ville, but Clerk Kent is nowhere nearly as good looking as the rest"

"HEEELLPPP!" Scream Lois Lane as she fell from a tall building.

Then suddenly a blur grabbed her and flow her to safety, revealing that it was actually Clerk Kent who had giant buck teeth and a giant mole growing out of his face.

"There you go, Loi-I mean citizen," He said.

Lois' eyes scrunched up as she took in her saviour face.

"U-Ur, thanks for the help," She said, not wanting to make direct eye contact.

Clerk obvious saw this and said. "Hey, lady. My eyes are up here"

"D-Do I have to? I much prefer looking at your costume" Lois said, which wasn't really the Superman costume.

"Yes, you do. Everybody has to look me in the eye when I save them" Clerk said, "Or if you don't, I'll tell everybody you slept with your boss, last night."

She gasped in shock.

"That's right whore. X-Ray vision, bitch" He said, before yelling. "NOW LOOK ME IN THE EYE, SLUT! AND TELL ME IM PRETTY!" scaring her.

The whole family sat down to watch television, the moment that line sprouted Peter burst out laughing, his laughter was so annoying that it got on everybody's nerves very fast.

Finally, he calmed down after 2 long minutes that everybody wished they could get back.

"She slept with her boss," He said like it was the most hilarious thing in the world.

"Yes, Peter. She did" Lois said, in a tone that told them all she had done this, a million times before.

Suddenly the News interrupted the show.

"Sorry to interrupt this special episode of Small Ville. We've just received important breaking news" Tom Tucker said, next to his partner Joyce Kinney "Mayor West has just resigned as Mayor of this town"

"What?" Most of the family said.

"Hey, turn it back. I wanted to see if Clerk would make Lois do stuff" Peter said and everybody was so used to Peter offense comments that they didn't even blink an eye.

"Quiet Peter" Lois said.

"We are now going live to the scene," Joyce Kinney said.

Then the screen switched to Mayor West addressing a crowd of reporters and looking very happy.

"I. Mayor Adam West am pleased to inform you all, that I have resigned as Mayor of this town and will no longer be running for any future election's," The crazed man said.

"Mayor West." Said, a female reporter. "What made you resign after caring for this town for 19 years?"

"We'll, it was my good old friend. Tom Cruise" The man said, making all eyes widened as he got off the platform.

Wait.

Did Mayor West know the celebrity Tom Cruise?

A short person began to walk onto the stage and everybody thought it was him, so imagine the disappointment to see it was not.

However, Brian certain recognised the person in the expensive suit, goatee and shades.

It was Stewie.

"Oh, my god" Brian said.

"Sorry, everybody. I know how disappointed you all are to find out I am not the Celebrity Tom Cruise" Said the Stewie on screen. "But I do know Tom Cruise"

The mood of the crowd lifted up a bit.

"Hey, doesn't that guy look just like Stewie?" Meg said.

"Meg, that's just ridiculous. Stewie is right here" Lois said, as they all turned to the baby.

"Can everybody just shut up!" Peter said, despite the hypocrisy in his words.

Meanwhile, Brian was looking back and forth from the Stewie sitting next to him and the Stewie on screen.

And this was live?

"My name is Tom Cruise and yes, I am better looking and have just as deep pockets as he does." The Stewie on screen said. "Me and Mayor West have been friends for years and I've always had his best interest in heart. So I could see as the years passed by that he wanted to pursue something else. So, I gave him a bunch of money and told him to go crazy with it."

"I CAN FINALLY GET THE SEAL, I ALWAYS WANTED!" Came the voice of the former Mayor.

"Yes, Adam. Treat yourself, you deserve it." The Stewie on the screen said, as the former Mayor hopped into his car and drove away.

"So, while he's gone. I was wondering if I can have a go at being Mayor to this average city run by average hardworking people" He said, his words had everybody discussing amongst themselves.

"Mister Cruise" Said, Joe Swanson who was in his police uniform. "What makes you think we'll vote for somebody who we've never heard of?"

"Yeah. He's right" Glenn Quagmire said.

"We'll you should vote for me because I'm rich and that's all that matters in our modern-day society." The Stewie on screen said, speaking a lot of sense to the crowd before saying. "Now who wants cash?"

Suddenly Sexy men and Sexy Women appeared in skimpy outfits and started raining down cash over the city hall.

Everybody immediately went to grab what they could, once they realised it was real money and it soon turned into a brawl as more people began to arrive for the cash.

Then the news was back.

"We'll there you have it," Tom Tucker said, "Mayor West has officially resigned and the town is in need of a new Mayor. Could Tom Cruise be the person for the job?"

Then both of them thought the camera wasn't recording and immediately rushed out of the seats to no doubt city hall to get that sweat green paper.

After all, nobody could resist free money, especially when it was given to you by an incredibly good-looking people.

And Brian had an enough.

"What the hell, Stewie?" Brian said, "You didn't tell me you were running for Mayor and since when have you known Mayor West for years? And how did you get people to understand you?"

"What on earth are you talking about, Brian?" Stewie said, beside him. "I was not aware I needed your permission to run for office. And how do you know that's even me? You know not all small people look like me, Brian. That's very close-minded of you"

Brian was speechless as Stewie got up and walked passed him, walking up stairs.

What Brian didn't know was that it wasn't just this town.

Every town, state and country around the world, was invaded by a Stewie's in disguise holding a mind-altering weapon in hand and making their way to the government or any important position.

Of course, there were people who could escape the ray's effects causing a brutal showdown.

If it proved too difficult, a distress signal would be activated and several more Stewies would arrive for backup.

Suddenly people nobody had even heard of, were showing up and suddenly 'best friends' with the most important power in the land or those in power were mysterious resigning and an election was announced shortly after.

Later that day, Brian went upstairs and looked into Stewie's room with narrow eyes, the baby was having tea with his favourite stuffed teddy bear, Rupert.

Stewie noticed him.

"Oh, hey. Brian" Stewie said, "Care to join me and Rupert for some tea?"

It did the trick to get the dog to leave.

"Brian, at least close the door!" Stewie said, walking to the door and close it.

The next couple of weeks, Brian watched Stewie as the election want on.

The baby would deny having anything to do with 'Tom Cruise' and Brain would stick to Stewie like glue as he wondered if the baby would give him at least a clue of what was going on.

Meanwhile, the people of Quahog quickly learnt that Tom Cruise solution of throwing money at everything made everybody happy.

However, those who wished to run against him for Mayor were mysteriously found dead several days later.

And it wasn't just in Quahog as well.

People who ran against a Stewie were found mysteriously dead several days later as well.

Of course, the Police got involved, however, the Stewie in each part of the world always had an alibi that hundreds of people could prove and the cops even confiscated all the devices used and found nothing alarming.

In the end, the trail went cold and they turned to somewhere else.

Any person after that who dared to do more than think about it running against him was found dead sometime later.

Some towns were smarter than others, so the amount of bodies varied from case to case.

Then the big result day came much faster for the people of Quohog because the elections were really fast in the town.

"And our new Mayor is..." Said, the head of the Quohog Police department, who was honoured to be chosen to read this. "... Tom Cruise"

Everybody clapped.

The 'short man' walked up to the stand and looked surprised as he was doing it, despite being the only one running for Mayor.

"I can't believe, you all voted for me. I don't know what to say" The 'short man' said, before saying "Everybody I won't let you down" and then he was given the keys to the Mayor's office and was sent off with cheers.

"Okay, Stewie. Come clean now" Brian said, as both of them stood on a side walk.

"Brian, I still have no idea what you're talking about" Stewie said. "This town might have done something good for a change. Who knows? Maybe Tom Cruise will be the leader this town needs... or he could be even worse than Mayor West. Only time will tell." then Stewie walked away leaving Brian confused because Stewie always told him, whenever he was up to something.

Maybe, Tom Cruise really wasn't Stewie after all.

Stewie had a growing smile on his face as he walked away.

He had dominated Quahog and pretty soon, he would be in charge of the entire world.

Now onto phase two for Quahog.

And scene!

Next chapter, Joe suddenly gets mail informing him that the new Mayor has issued a Police training day which the Mayor, himself will attend. Joe apparently impresses him so much that he offers him what he has always wanted. The ability to Walk. However, the purpose of the Police training is much darker than what everybody realises and it's already too late when Joe starts to feel that something is off. Review/fav and follow!