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"Joe," Bonnie Swanson said. "A letter came for you"

"IS THERE A PACKAGE?! I BEEN WAITING FOR 4 DAYS!" Joe yelled from the kitchen.

"I don't see a package," Bonnie said, walking to the living room.

"DAMN IT!" Joe said.

"Well, do you want me to read the letter out for you? It seems pretty important" Bonnie said, as she found her husband trying to reach for a bottle of honey that was just out of his reach.

Bonnie got it down for him.

"Thanks'" He said, "Now, what was this about a letter?"

"Here," She said, deciding to give it to him since he was perfectly capable of opening his own mail.

Joe took the envelope and his eyes widened when he saw the professional looking stamp on the front making him quickly opened it, his eyes skimming through the latter, with each word his eyes got wider and wider before finally smiling.

"What does it say, Joe?" Bonnie said, in a disinterested tone.

"It says here that the new Mayor has organized a Training day for Police officers! And while the Police are away, the streets of Quahog will be patrolled by trainees. These trainees will be supervised by retired Police officers. The Mayor himself will be at the Training day and will be keeping an eye out for any exceptional officers" Joe said, "Do you know what this means, Bonnie? This could be my chance to get a promotion"

Promotion?

And for the first time in a while, Bonnie actually felt something at the thought of Joe getting a promotion.

"A Promotion? Joe, that's wonderful" Bonnie said, maybe they could finally hire somebody who could take care of Joe fulltime and she can have more time to herself?

"I know!" Joe said, "And hiring trainees, that are overseen by retired Policeman? I wouldn't have thought of that. I can't believe how through our new Mayor is. I thought he was another corrupt businessman but who would have known?"

"Well, this is good for you, Joe." Bonnie said, "I want you to go out there wow him and land that Promotion. I know that you can do anything you set your mind to"

"Really? You think so?" Joe said, before saying. "There will be a lot of Officers who can walk there"

"Go for it," Bonnie said. "With the extra money, we can afford things for little Susie and can even fix up the house."

Just then a slap of concrete landed on the table near them.

"I'll fix that tomorrow," Joe said before he said. "You know what? I won't wait for tomorrow. I'll do it right now! And I will get that promotion! The Mayor will be so impressed that I would just be like how I impressed that line of children, the other day."

#Cutaway#

Suddenly Joe phone rang while he was at work.

"Excuse me. I've got to take this" he said, wheeling to somewhere quieter to hold a phone call and said. "Hello?"

"U-Ur, Joe. How important is your house?" Peter's said, nervously.

"Huh?" Joe said.

"Don't get mad but your house might or might not have caught on fire?" Peter said, before quickly saying "You see Cleveland was playing with a box of matches and I and Quagmire told him not to but he didn't listen-"

"PETER! DON'T BLAME THIS ON ME! YOU WERE THE ONE WHO HAD MATCH'S!" Came Cleveland voice in the background.

"DAMN IT PETER!" Joe said, the only reason why he let Peter into the house because he thought Cleveland and Quagmire would keep him in line, he suddenly dropping his phone and began to wheel to the nearest exit.

He had to get to his house right now because there was a lot of important documents in that house.

He passed all his co-worker and forced his way out the door and swerved down the sidewalk.

"This is taking too long, I have to go by road!" He said, before using his body to make his wheelchair jump for a split second before landing onto the road.

He was like lightning as swerving around cars, however, he soon came to a gap that was not big enough for his wheelchair and placed his weight on his right side, his wheelchair began to dip to his right.

"Come on!" He said, as he got lower and lower, the gap was fast approaching.

His wheelchair dipped just low enough, just in time to make him look impressive as he passed through the gap just by a hair breath before putting his right hand out and grabbing the pole closing in on him, in front of him.

He used the pole to swing himself to another street.

A line of children just happened to see him do all of this.

"Cool!" one of the said.

"That was amazing!" Another said.

"See children" The adult in the group said. "You shouldn't pick on crippled people because they might secretly be a ninja and kick your ass."

#End of Cutaway#

"Now, if you excuse me, I'm off to fix the ceiling," Joe said.

"Should I come with you in case the cement is higher up?" Bonnie said.

Silence before Joe said.

"... Maybe"

Neither of them had any idea that they were just a piece in a calculated game of chess.

Onto Phase 2.

Ch 2: Something doesn't feel right...

Bonnie dropped him off at the address he was supposed to be at.

"Bye Joe," Bonnie said, in the car.

"Bye, Bonnie," Joe said, he was dressed in his training uniform which was a white shirt, red shorts and white shoes that would no doubt get stained and he will complain about to his wife later.

Bonnie then drove away, leaving him to look at what was in front of him.

Weird.

If he didn't know any better he would have thought he was entering a factory.

However, above the entrance were the words 'Police Men Training Day' so it must be legit.

He wheeled through the double doors and any doubts vanished when he saw the lush open field, filled with every cop in Quahog in their own sportswear.

However, what Joe couldn't help but notice was the guys in white suits splitting up to enter an entrance that leads to a room.

"Joe?" Several police officers noticed him, snapping him out of it.

"Oh, hi. Fella's" Joe said,

"What are you doing here?" Said one of them.

"Don't mind me. I just wanted to have a crack at this." Joe said, before saying. "There's no rule that a handicapped person can't be here, right?"

"We'll not really," Somebody said, they all know Joe was excluded from doing real Police Work because of his disability so training should be fine.

And then he came, followed by a group of people.

"Sir, you have a meeting with Goldman's Pharmacy at 4." Said a woman in a suit.

"Didn't I tell you to leave my schedule completely open today?" Said, a 'little man' in a white shirt, expensive suit pants and shoes and shades.

"Yes, but... We really need to talk to the owner, since it is the only medication shop in the whole town" She said, how somebody could be so neglectful she would never know.

"Well, I'll meet him tomorrow. Today, I want to see what kind of outstanding Police Officers this town has" He said, those who heard him puffed up their chest.

Then he walked up the steps and sat in the stands.

"I can't believe he came!" Said, one policeman and he wasn't the only one surprised.

They were all so used to seeing Mayor West not show up or arriving half out of his mind, that they did not know how to react to one who arrived in his right mind.

"ALRIGHT MAGGOTS!" Yelled a black man in a white t-shirt and red shorts.

"Wait. Terry Crews!?" Joe said, recognising the celebrity. "What are you doing here?"

"I needed to get out of the limelight for a while," Terry said. "You know... what with everything going on with me lately. You see, even a big man like me has feeling too."

"...oh," Joe said.

"NOW EVERYBODY DROP AND GIVE ME 200!" He yelled.

Everybody immediately did so, Terry immediately noticed how Joe was able to do his push up's despite not being able to use his leg's.

The new Mayor noticed him as well for his unique method of doing the exercise.

Meanwhile, the cops who have been slacking off were trying their best to make it appear like they're trying but Terry was famous for his fantastic body, he could just tell automatically that somebody wasn't putting 110% and made sure to signal them out.

"PATHETIC!" He yelled in one man's face. "Go to where I'm pointing! You will receive a memo on your file. You are to report here at 7 o'clock each evening until you can do a proper push up"

"You can't do that!" Cried the out of shape man.

"I can and will! Your Mayor gave me permission to single all those who don't take this exercise seriously or cannot do a single one." Terry said, "There is no point in paying you to do your job if you're not fit enough to do it. So, are you going to use your legs to walk or should I call security to do it for you?"

The man got up and started walking in the direction of the people in the white clothes, choosing one room out of the four and going inside.

Terry was unstoppable, he picked up more people who didn't meet his expectations, really putting pressure on those lucky enough to remain.

Those who thought they were clever in cheating their way through the push up's, were shocked to see that he had video footage and he embarrassed them by counting what he could see on screen in front of everybody, in slow motion.

The cheaters were sent to the rooms.

Terry looked at the much smaller group that remained and pulled out a stereo and started playing the classic Bleep Test and yelled. "NOW DO A SHUTTLE RUN FROM YOUR POSITION TO THE OTHER END AND DON'T STOP UNTIL I SAY SO!"

With acing arms they all ran however, Joe had to use his arms to run which was amazing since his arms should be killing him just like everybody else.

Joe didn't know it but he had gotten the attention of the New Mayor, as he used his strong arms to run from one end to another, each time a bleep happened he would pick up the pace.

Those who were knocked out were told to go to the rooms.

However, what surprised everybody was how long Joe stayed in for before he finally failed to get to one side on time.

He collapsed, feeling disappointed in himself.

"JOE SWANSON! GO TO A ROOM!" Terry said.

"Just, hold on a minute," Said, a voice that surprised everybody, Joe looked up to see he was staring up at his new Mayor.

"M-Mister Cruise!" He said.

"Joe Swanson. Right?" Tom said.

"Y-You know my name?" He said, surprised.

"Well, as the Mayor it's only natural that I look into the team, that makes this town safe." He said. "I took notice of you because, despite your limitations, you're still on the force."

"Oh...well. Even though I couldn't fiscally walk anymore, I just couldn't quite the force" Joe said, he was well aware that the job wasn't what it used to be ever since the incident. He mostly did desk work and took care of the police mascot.

He fully expected the new mayor to look down on him because of his disability, that's why he was surprised when he heard.

"Well, thank god you didn't quit. If you had quit, the force would have lost an irreplaceable member of the team" Tom said.

"Huh?" Joe said, blinking.

"Despite being more limited, I just watched you use your hands like feet. You outran most of the other police officer fiscally able to walk. You are a true inspiration to the force and to this town." Tom said.

Joe was stunned.

"T-Thank you," He said, "Nobody has ever said that to me regarding my job before."

The Mayor was a good person.

"You know what? It's not fair that such an inspiring person such as yourself can't get out there and be a cop, the town need's." Tom said, before saying the words that would shock him to his core. "How about I restore your legs for you?"

"Mayor... that's a very kind offer but I can't do that to you" Joe said, the new mayor was already short enough.

"Do that to me? What are you talking about?" Tom said, surprising him. "I was thinking of having you do the operation with a person who doesn't want to go to jail. A lot of small-time offenders wouldn't want prison to be on their record. Those in custody or the future custody will be given the operation as an alternative instead of going to prison."

"Mayor...that's brilliant!" Joe said, was he really going to get his leg's back?

"So, let's see what happens from here on out," Tom said. "Somebody is bound to take the option and then the operation will be scheduled."

"T-Thank you, sir. Thank you" Joe said.

"No need. I just thought I should help a fellow American" Tom said, raising Joe trust level up a notch, before saying. "Alright, you can surround me now"

And then his 'groupies' surrounded him, as he walked away.

Tomorrow was going to be hell for him.

#Hours later#

"What, really!?" Bonnie said, sounding shocked.

"Apparently the Mayor was so impressed by me that he agreed to help me regain my leg's," Joe said, "I'm going to walk again!"

He was full of nothing but praise for the New Mayor.

If felt like a weight had been lifted knowing that the New Mayor might fix the major problems of Quahog.

"That's amazing, Joe," Bonnie said, before saying. "But what about the..."

"Bonnie. I've learned my lesson" Joe said, "I was a complete jerk to you and my friends when I had my new leg's before. I won't happen again."

However, he didn't really learn from it, Bonnie just shot him into submission.

*beep*

Just then Joe got a text and when he looked at it, his eyes lit up.

"The date has been decided!" Joe said he was excited to walk again and be a true member of the police department.

However, even though he was going to walk, it won't change the fact that he had baby feet.

He then started texting.

"Who are you texting?" Bonnie said.

"The guys." Joe said, "I want them each to have a shotgun, in case I go full blow jerk again"

"Joe, should I bring a shotgun as well?" Bonnie said.

"NO!" Joe said, making her look at him. "I-I mean just bring a knife, it much easier than carrying something so heavy."

"I'll buy an extra special knife, then," Bonnie said, before saying. "Oh, I know. I'll get one tomorrow since we need to get your special adult baby diapers because we're all out"

"I TOLD YOU TO CALL THEM MAN PANTS! BONNIE!" He yelled.

#2 weeks later#

"Thank you, guys and your weapons, for being here," Joe said in his wheelchair, while in front of some white door belonging to the hospital.

It was understandable that people walking past them, pressed against the wall as soon as they saw the weapon's, in fact they thought, this was a hostage situation and the police were on their way.

"Joe. We wouldn't miss this for the world" Cleveland Brown said before saying. "Oh, and also. I had nothing else better to do"

"And if you go full blow Jerk again, we can always shoot you," Quagmire said.

"Or I can stab you," Bonnie said, making a stabbing motion with her new fancy knife.

"Can we shoot and stab him, now?" Peter said.

"No, Peter. We shoot and stab him when we know he's no longer our friend" Cleveland said.

Then the doctor came in and said. "Joe Swanson?"

Then the doctor saw the weapons and put his hands up in surrender.

"Here," Joe said, before saying. "Don't mind them, they are just my friends and wife, here to support me'

The doctor looked at them all like they were insane, but if he could escape...

He quickly turned around and walked back into the room, Joe followed afterwards.

Joe was immediately in a standard hospital room and two guys helped him onto an operating table.

Then Joe noticed something weird.

"Um, doctor. Where is the person, I'm supposed to be transplanting with?" Joe said, the last time he did this, he could see the other person.

"Oh... We were just making sure he was ready. We'll bring him in right away" The doctor said and Joe thought the doctor sounded a bit strange. "But in the meantime, relax to the sound of running water" he got out a little remote and quiet sound filled the room, then all three of them walked out.

All three of them.

Was the patient a large male that required three people? Joe wondered, there was no other reason for all three of them to walk out.

Then Joe found himself relaxing under the lull of running water.

He didn't even realise, that he had been listening and relaxing for a really long time, the doctor and the assistance should have been back by now.

Breathe in.

Breath out.

The sound of the sudden voice did not shock himself since it was so soothing and calm.

Wait.

Perhaps, it was his sudden years of being a police officer, that made him realise that something was terribly wrong here and snapped out of it, however when he came to, he found that he couldn't move and his mouth had been duct taped shut.

"Master was right. You are mentally stronger than the others" A voice said next to him which Joe recognised as the Doctor.

Alarm bells were going off in his head as he wondered how to escape before they did what they planned to do to him.

However, who he was facing had an IQ that was off the charts and had watched a lot of escape movies recently, the whole room had been wiped clean of anything that could be used as a method to escape and he was stripped, from top to bottom, everything from his hair to his baby feet had been thoroughly patted down.

He wasn't going to escape unless the drug he was injected wore off.

Then Joe noticed that something was being put on his head and the screen was suddenly pulled towards him.

"Be calm and listen to my voice"

"Be calm and listen to my voice"

A soft voice said like it was right next to him, accompanied by the sound of calm running water.

To his horror, he couldn't even close his eyes or move his neck to turn away.

However, he won't give in.

He will escape and find out who was after him.

It would take a lo-

A thought in his mind grounded to a halt and he just stared the screen fixated.

A familiar person suddenly appeared on the screen.

"Excellent," said, a pre-recording of Stewie Griffon on screen, with his smarts he had roughly guessed how long Joe willpower will last and was correct. "Let's make some minor changes to your personality, shall we?"

#Several hours later#

"THAT WAS AWESOME!" Peter said, coming to the hospital with his hair dripping wet, in fact, all of them were.

"I never know it was so fun to hang out with you guys," Bonnie said.

"Excuse me," Said, a hospital staff member, making all three of them stop and look. "You can't walk around dripping wet like that. I want to ask you all to leave"

"Oh, relax. We just came to pick up, our friend and her husband Joe Swanson" Cleveland said.

"Well, still. You guys need to wait outside." He said,

"BOO!" Quagmire said.

"Why on Earth is all of your hair wet?" Suddenly a voice said, and they all turned to the voice.

His wife and friends were stunned to see Joe, in his normal clothes.

On strong leg's.

"JOE!" They said, going to hug him only to stop.

"Wait, a minute. Are you still the guy that I married?" Bonnie said, making a stabbing motion making her realise, she was no longer holding the knife.

In fact, all of them were no longer holding their weapons.

That's right, they throw their weapons at the lake and never retrieved them.

"We'll... I don't feel douche if that wants you mean." Joe said, "Right now I'm craving a beer at the clam. I want to sit down with my best friends and tell stories and the occasional glance at the TV. Then I want to go home to pleasure my wife and be a true dad to my baby girl."

"JOE!" They all said, hugging him, with their wet hair.

"All your wet hair feels gross on my chest," Joe said, then they released him, making a puddle in the hallway.

Then he held his wife's hand, she smiled and both of them walked out together.

"I feel like where the third wheel," Peter said, Quagmire and Cleveland on his right and left.

#Mayor Office#

The new Mayor looked at a screen in front of him showing the hospital and in his hands was a sheet with all of the police officers' images and names on it.

What was most striking was that everybody but Joe had a dot beside their name.

Tom smiled and put a dot next to Joe Swanson.

Stewie, now had control of the Quahog Police force and some towns were beginning their own 'Police training'.

And scene!

Next chapter, thing's get shocking when the Police go after the real problems of the neighbourhood, which includes the Neighbourhood's own Paedophile, Herbert. However, it doesn't take long before Peter does something terrible and Joe is the one to catch him in the act. What happens next is sends waves through the neighbourhood especially the Griffon household. Review/fav and follow!