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It has been a week since Joe could walk and he didn't seem to be reverting back to full-on Walking-Jerk Joe.
It was like nothing had changed, except, nobody could make paralysed jokes about him anymore, Joe seemed genuinely happy to be able to go out whenever he felt like and make some arrests.
A news reporter came around having heard that the New Mayor did something amazing for a paralysed cop.
Seeing Joe on television singing praises raised the civilian's faith, in actually having a good and sane Mayor.
And it wasn't just Joe who seemed to have something changed in his life, the whole police force seemed a lot more competent after the Police training, which was another praise.
However, nobody knows just how competent the police because it sure would have alarmed those who were allowed to do whatever they wanted for so many years.
That's what happened to Herbert, the old man every little boy who thought was weird and creepy.
When he went out for his nightly peeping at Chris.
He didn't realise he was being followed as he made his way to Chris's house under the cover of night and then illegally entered his house, years ago he had found many holes that Peter did not bother to try and patch up like Lois had asked countless times.
He made his way up the steps and into Chris room, where the boy slept peacefully and took a seat in the chair.
He watched the sleeping child for an hour, just admiring everything about him, from his fat neck to his shaggy blond hair, he gave a little hum in admiration and then when he realised it was getting bright enough for people to start getting up, he walked out of the room, walked down the steps and exited through the front door.
Peter was always told to lock the door, but he never did.
Herbert then began making his way home when he heard the sound of police cars.
However, he was convinced that he was still a harmless old man, so the police cars will pass him soon enough.
However, what he didn't expect was for the cars to make a drastic U-turn, blocking him off from all sides.
Suddenly policemen run out of them holding guns, one Asian policeman said.
"PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR BACK!"
"What for?" Herbert said, "I'm just a harmless old man who just wants to take a walk."
"You're, not fooling anybody anymore, old man," Said, the Asian police officer in a cold tone. "We have you on video, you snuck into a person house and watched a 14-year-old boy while he slept. Without his knowledge or consent AND you were making sexual noises as you watched"
Herbert was stunned.
"Book him," Said, the police officer said, as Herbert was suddenly tackled to the ground and was read his rights before being handcuffed.
"T-This is so mistake," Herbert said, shocked that this was happening to him, he didn't think the police would actually come after him one day.
"There is no mistake" Said, the police officer said. "And I'm sure digging into the cameras near your home, would contribute very largely to the solid case against you. You sick freak. Have fun explaining your sexuality to the inmates in prison, especially when they have little boys of their own, because you're going to be front page news's, scum"
Then Herbert was shoved in the nearest car.
And he was in fact, on the front page the very same morning.
Ch 4: The Wrath of the competent Police
It was 9 in the morning when the Griffon household got the newspaper.
"I'll get it," Lois said, as everybody sat around the table eating breakfast.
She came back with several letters which were bills and the newspaper.
The first to notice what was on the front page was Brian.
"Oh, my god. It's Mr Herbert." Brian said, making them all looked at where he was looking only to see it too.
It was a picture of their neighbour Herbert behind bars and in big words, were the words 'Quahog's worst Paedophile, behind bars'.
Lois turned it around and exclaimed in shock. "Oh, my god. It really is Herbert. It's say's here that he's a Paedophile. Peter, did you know about this?"
"What? Of course not" Peter said, "This is an even bigger shock than seeing Elijah Kelley in Broadway."
#Cutaway#
Peter set near the stage as the theatre show 'The Wizard of Oz' began, only to immediately recognise the scary crow as he began singing.
"Oh my god. Elijah Kelley, what are you doing here?" Peter said, getting the actors attention. "I and my family loved you in Hairspray"
Surprisingly Kelley changed the words to the song, to answer him.
"We'll. I. Did a bunch of movies, that nobody really saw and couldn't reach the level of Fame as in Hairspray. So here I am"
"Oh," Peter said, making the guy stop singing. that's just sad." before saying. "But I still love you. By the way, the other guy is totally outshining you on stage. You need to step up your game."
Everywhere went silence.
"Just wanted to put that out there," Peter said.
Peter was shortly kicked out.
#End of a Cutaway#
"There must be some mistake!" Peter said, "Mr Herbert is a good man"
"Actually dad, he's a total paedophile," Meg said.
"He made me feel uncomfortable, when you left him, in charge of the house," Chris said.
"The guy is a total paedo. I became paperboy and he tried to hit on me." Stewie said, before saying. "And yes, I know that I'm sexy but he's not even the kind of old man that you can tell, was incredibly good looking when he was in his youth. His face is like a bag of flesh, it's just gross"
"See... they get it," Peter said, "He's an outstanding old man"
"Peter, that wasn't what they-" Brian began.
"Well, I'm off to work," Peter said interrupting him and getting up, taking his lunch from Lois and kissing his wife.
Then he walked out of the door and into his car to no doubt, go to the bar instead of working.
"Huh," Lois said, reading a side story. "It's say's here that Police gun down, Jason Voorhees and his son as they want on their usual killing spree. That's just sad. What are the police doing?"
"Really, sad" Brian said.
"The Police were at fault," Chris said.
"I was going to marry Jason child one day," Meg said.
Stewie looked at everybody in disbelief before saying. "F*uck this family" and going back to eating.
#With Peter#
Peter spent all day at the Clam, again, instead of going to work, there was nothing better than drinking until Lois called him, asking him where he was only to respond an hour later.
Joe texted him that he was working the night shift, so he couldn't join him and the group, in drinking again.
Cleveland and Quagmire left after an hour or so later, leaving him all alone.
Peter finally decided it was time to come home only to take on step and collapse on the floor.
However, Peter soon got himself up and made his way to the car, he was clearly too drunk to be driving and yet he managed to get himself behind the wheel.
He pressed down the accelerator at a dangerously force and the car sped off like crazy.
Innocent people screamed when they saw Peter car swerved onto the pavement heading towards them.
A group of teenage girls who were in the middle of their girl's night out were killed just like that, their screams warned the others who just happened to be taking a stroll.
Unfortunately, nobody could escape a car that was speeding towards them, Peter would crash into buildings with people still inside and hit every person on the road, killing them or badly injuring.
Peter did not even process the Police siren drawing closer to him or the sound of his friend, Joe Swanson voice asking him to pull over.
However, Peter just sped up even more.
Joe took out his gun and started shooting at Peter's tires.
The countless hours of gun practice really came in handy at that moment as he drove.
The bullet's punctured the tires and the car had no choice but to ground to a halt in a very dangerous way.
When the car finally stopped, Joe got out of the car and looked at the complete mess that was behind him.
Who was the monster that did this?
Joe slowly approached the car, he hoped his hunch wasn't correct as he walked slowly to the driver's seat with his gun firmly in his hand.
However, his gun lowered when he saw who it was.
"Peter?" He said.
He had been right.
It was Peter.
And the man was really drunk.
"Oh, hi. Joe" Peter slurped. "What are you doing here? Did you come to bang my wife as well?"
"What? No!" Joe said, "Peter, you're in your car and you just killed 15 people back there. What were you even think, getting behind the wheel when you're clearly too drunk to drive!"
"J-Just wait a minute. Joe" Peter said, opening the door only to flop down onto the street.
Peter wasn't moving.
He was unconsciousness.
Joe sighed.
"I better get him back home. This was clearly an accident" Joe said, but just as he said that he suddenly went into a trance.
"Accident or not. Unless it's self-defence or It's me. All murders go to Jail. If they don't, there is a high chance that they will murder again. How many times, has Peter been given a chance? How many has he killed in the past that you helped cover up? What are you to this city?" The voice in his head sounded like the new mayor.
"I am the Town's protector, Master." He said, in a monotone.
"That's right. You are the town's protector and friendship should never get in the way of protecting the town from somebody who is completely dangerous. So, what are you going to do with him?"
Joe suddenly snapped out of the trance and he delivered a hard kick to Peter's stomach forcing him awake.
"OW!" Peter said, clenching his stomach.
He had the worst headache.
"Peter. Griffon. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to a consult, an attorney" Joe began as he got out his extra big handcuff's and twisted Peter's arm and slapped them on him.
Peter was confused, what was going on?
Why was Joe hurting him?
Why did it look like Joe was arresting him?
Joe continued to read him his right's, before forcing Peter to the back seat of his police car with a club.
"W-What's going on?" Peter said.
"What's going on Peter is that you're going to jail," Joe said, his voice harder than what Peter had ever heard. "You are far too dangerous to be let loose on the streets. Your family will be notified when we get to the station and they can prepare a lawyer for you. I am required by law to testified against you in the day of court"
Peter laughed.
He thought Joe was joking.
This must be a game.
Yes, a game.
After all, why would his longtime buddy arrest him now of all times?
He continued to think it was a game, even when he was shoved harshly into the jail cell.
He continued to think it was a game when Joe called his family to tell them Peter had been arrested for Murder.
He continued to think it was a joke when his family came in a hurry and went to find Joe.
He continued to think it was a joke when his family were panicking when Joe did not appear to do anything regarding him and just simply walked away, his eyes unusually stern.
He thought it was a joke when his wife promised that she would do something to make sure he didn't go to court.
He thought it was a joke when everybody went home including Joe.
He spent the whole night in the jail cell and woke in, still in the jail cell.
"Food," Joe said, sliding something that looked barely edible through the bars.
Peter rushed at it and said. "So, Joe. When am I getting out? We've had our fun. "
"Peter...you're really are going to court," Joe said, "15 people are dead because of you. The Police are looking into your past crimes. You are lucky the city doesn't do the death sentence. If convicted you will be behind bars for the rest of your life"
"Wait. WHAT!?" Peter said, the alcohol now out of his system. "You've got to do something, Joe! I can't go to Prison! What about my family? Can't I do some community service or something? Come on, were friends."
There was also the fact that going to court for his past crimes would mean, everybody would know what he had done in the past.
Peter had killed a lot of inmates only family over the years and those people never were told who had done it or had gotten justice but once they know, Peter would be a dead man walking in Prison.
Joe was the one thing standing people him and death.
"Peter... the fact that you think Lives are equal to community service means you don't feel a thing," Joe said, in dismay. "I hoped that you were at least remorseful but I guess not. A murder will always be a murder"
Then Joe walked away.
He ignored the shouts of his friend.
As far as he was concerned his friendship with Peter was over.
And scene!
Next chapter, the town is in an uproar. Both Brain and Stewie witness Lois trying and failing to convince her parents to step in to free Peter. The only one who seems to come to Peter defence is his family, Quagmire and Cleveland, the rest of the town is praising him for it. Review/fav and follow!
