[Update: 30/07/2018]
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"Please daddy," The voice of Lois Griffin said.
She was on the phone, Chris and Meg were still at school so that meant only Stewie and Brian were still in the house.
"I feel so bad for Lois. Peter can't go to prison" Brian said, "He would get maimed. Who would support the family finances?"
"Brain. Did you come into my room because you wanted me to help the Fatman?" Stewie said, with disdain.
"….well. It wouldn't hurt." Brian said, with embarrassment. "I don't understand how you can sit still and do nothing! Maybe we can go back in time and stop Peter from entering his car? This family needs him!"
"Okay, one," Stewie said, wondering why Brain decided to walk in while he was having a tea party. "I already told you that I support the family financially. What Peter makes, at the job, he's not even there most of the time, is much less than the other guys at his work which explains why he hasn't fully paid for my bike yet. After all, it's only fair that if you're not going to show up half the time, why should they pay the fat man the same as somebody who does the same job, but is there all time and doesn't mess around?"
Brian was stunned by Stewie reasonable but cold replay.
"Two," Stewie said, "If the money does run out, Lois comes from a very rich family, we'll just move in with her parents. The last time we were there, they wouldn't shut up about it. We'll be financially stable even after they die and before you know it, Lois will get remarried to a man who is half her age and much more good-looking than Peter."
"B-But he's your dad!" Brian said.
"Brian if you haven't noticed, I don't call Peter, 'Dad'. I call him 'The Fat Man'" Stewie said. "The man is a complete jerk to his own family all the time. Even when I'm being mean to Meg, it's just done quickly and then I do it a week or month later. I have a filter. The fat man does not. The only time we connected was when he brought my love with an Xbox and we both hated Lois together for a time. There is no love between us."
Brain was beyond stunned.
"And finally," Stewie said. "The fat man murder's people all the time. At least when I do it, I have a reason. What is his reason? The fat man falls on-top of people and kills them instantly from his weight alone. What about how many times he ran people over with his car? Or what about all those people who he killed every time the man had 'A bright idea'? Remember when Peter had the idea to shine a flashlight at any car that passed by?"
#Cutaway scene#
"Peter, what on earth are you doing?" Lois said, finding her husband outside at night with a flashlight.
Stewie woke up to hear the screaming and looked outside.
Again?
"Lois. I'm sick and tired of hearing car's go past our house every night" Peter said, "So I'm going to shine a light into their windshield to get them to turn around"
"Peter that is the stupidest idea, you've had in a while," Lois said, "Put down the flashlight and come to bed, now. If the noise is bothering, I have some earplug's that you can use. I use them to block out your snoring. If you shine a light through somebody windshield, somebody is going to get seriously hurt"
"Not true. Watch" Peter said, just then a car was about to pass them and Peter activated the flashlight and shone it at the person windshield.
"MY EYES! I CAN'T SEE!" Yelled a man, suddenly the car swerved and they all heard the screams of a woman and some children.
The car hit a fire hydrant and a family of four was sent flying through the nearest car window, either dying from the impact or the glass embedded into their bodies.
Silence.
"PETER GET INSIDE NOW!" Lois said.
"Sure, thing honey," Peter said, quickly.
#End of Cutaway#
"I have no reason to help him," Stewie said, "Hell, most of the town is thanking Joe for being the one to put Peter away. So, give me one good reason why I should help that pathetic excuse for a man?
Brain could not think of a response.
"That's what I thought," Stewie said, before walking out.
Ch 5: An uneasy discovery.
"Stewie. I refuse to believe that you're not feeling something about all of this" Brian said, following Stewie. "Well, if you need a reason then do it for me. I need Peter and Peter need me."
Just then Lois walked outside and from the looks of it, she was heading to Joe's house.
"Ooh. I smell drama" Stewie said, completely ignoring the dog as he rushed outside and Brain went after him.
Stewie had been right.
But what both of them did not expect was to see both Quagmire and Cleveland, in mid-walk towards Joe's house, they had stopped when they saw Lois had beat them to it.
Lois knocked on the door.
"Coming" Came the voice of Bonnie.
However, when the door opened, Lois and those who watched were shocked who they saw.
It was a sexy young woman with glossy hair.
Brain tail stuck up at the sight of her and Quagmire was already making up a reason to come over and bang her.
"Excuse me, young lady," Lois said, then she really got a look at her.
"HOLY CRAP! BONNIE!?" Lois suddenly yelled.
BONNIE!? Everybody thought, shocked.
"Hi, Lois" Came the soft voice of Bonnie Swanson.
IT REALLY WAS, HER!
Bonnie had gone through a complete make-over.
Her hair was glossy and shiny, she was not wearing the same dress she had been wearing for the 15 years, instead, she was wearing a black dress and her eyes looked like she was generally happy.
She looked incredibly good.
"Holy crap, Bonnie. You look amazing and younger!" Lois said. "Did you have plastic surgery?"
"Don't be silly Lois. Joe would never let me do something like that" Bonnie said, "Joe just booked me an appointment at the top spa in Town"
"HE WHAT!?" Lois said she know how much that place costs.
"I know. That place is crazy expensive but Joe said he got sixty per cent off because he was a cop and wanted me to go. At first, I was reluctant but Joe convinced me to treat myself. And it had been worth it." Bonnie said. "They treated me like a queen. They permed my hair, manicured my nails, detoxified my pours, fluffed my eyebrows, waxed my face, arms and legs and so much more. The best part of it is that it didn't hurt at all. When I exited the building, I was hit on by several guys and that same night, Joe really made me feel loved and special."
Lois was shocked, Bonnie looked absolutely gorgeous.
If she went to that Spa, she would look like that as well.
Unfortunately, she never bothered to go because her husband stayed at home a good portion of the time or she was bailing Peter out.
"I tell you, Lois. Joe has been a really great husband ever since he had gotten his leg's back thanks to the Mayor. He also isn't as quick to anger. He's really trying. I think he's finally found his inner peace" Bonnie said, Joe had just been the husband ever since that day.
It was like all the parts of his personality she didn't like had been magically corrected.
It was like she had just married Joe and they were honeymooning.
"Bonnie, I'm really happy for you but we have to talk about Joe," Lois said, she couldn't be distracted by Bonnie flawless skin or how good she looked in that dress.
"Joe? What's wrong with Joe!?" Bonnie said, was Joe crippled again!?
"Nothing wrong with Joe. I just want you to talk to Joe about Peter." Lois said, and Bonnie panic just died a quick and silent death. "Peter can't go to prison, forever. His family need's him. I need him"
"Wait. But didn't your husband kill 15 people?" Bonnie said.
"But it was an accident," Lois said, "He was drunk. I'm sure you've gotten drunk before and gone behind the wheel when you weren't supposed to. You know how dangerous it is."
"Actually Lois...I really haven't" Bonnie said, surprising him. "Sure, I've thought about killing Joe numerous of time behind the wheel. But I've never gotten drunk behind a wheel. I've spent so long taking care of Joe that I've never had the freedom to do such a thing"
"Oh...well," Lois said, finding this awkward before saying. "Peter is still Joe's best friend. Our families have been friends for years. Peter has always had Joes best inter-" Bonnie gave her a look. "Fine, Peter somethings has Joe's best interest in heart and as a result, Joe comes to his rescue when Peter needs's him the most. Bonnie, you know Peter is 'special'. He needs to be surrounded by loving people who would keep him in check. For some reason, Joe doesn't seem to understand that, this time around."
Bonnie said, nothing.
"Please. Bonnie" Lois said. "I'm begging you. He won't listen to me but he might listen to you"
"Okay, Lois. I'll think about" Bonnie said, making Lois smile. "Maybe, I'll talk to Joe tonight"
"As long as you talk to him," Lois said, "That's all I ask"
"Well, bye. Lois" Bonnie said, walking back inside, leaving behind one hopeful Lois.
However, the moment she closed the door, Bonnie said. "Maybe I really will talk to Joe about Peter. They've been friends for so long. I don't want them to end like this."
Her words trigger something with her and she went into a trance-like state.
Stewie had got to her at the Spa and every female who had used their cop husband or relative to go to that Spa.
"Why should you care if their friendship ends? The whole town is thanking your husband for putting a dangerous man away. You should be proud of him." Said, the voice of the new Mayor.
"Yes, I am proud of him. Master" Bonnie said, in a monotone.
"Who needs Lois Griffin's friendship? A true friend would have called out Peter Griffin for what he did and be okay with your husbands' stance. Just because a person is 'special' does not give them the right to care little about human life. Peter Griffin is far too old not to know what he can and cannot do. And the worst part is, he keeps making the same mistakes over and over again, no matter how many people call him out on it. Does a man like that deserve to be let loose on the town?"
"No," She said.
"So, what is he to you, Bonnie?"
"Peter Griffin is a dangerous man." She said. "He must not be allowed onto the streets. My husband did the right thing."
Then she came out of her trance.
"I can't believe that woman," Bonnie said, something about her had changed. "She wants me to talk to Joe about releasing that psychopath onto the streets. She should have been asked me to make sure Peter got help while he was in Prison. The man clearly need's it."
Then she walked away off to check on her little girl.
#In the Griffins household#
"Well it looks like the problem is solved," Brian said, "Peter will be released by tomorrow morning."
"Are you sure? There is no guarantee that Joe would listen to Bonnie" Stewie said, raining on Brian parade before walking to the kitchen and pushed a chair to the counter closest to the door.
"What are you doing?" Brian said.
"Getting the rest of Lois freshly baked pie before she eats it all" Stewie said, before commenting. "I saw Lois eating it earlier. I'm surprised she managed to stop herself. I was pretty sure she was about to cry into it a second later."
Then he jumped onto the chair and took the mostly eating pie on the counter before noticing something else.
"Oh, sweet. The Coolwhip is right next to the Pie." Stewie said, before grabbing it and taking the pie with him and walking out.
Brian was about to follow him when he realized something that made the hair on his back, stand on edge.
Did Stewie just pronouns 'Coolwhip' without putting unnecessary emphasis on the 'H'!?
And scene!
Next chapter, Brian start's to suspect that the Stewie, that was in the house isn't the real Stewie and starts to collect information on anything odd that the Stewie in the house does however what he's doing doesn't exactly go unnoticed by the last person he wanted to notice. Review/fav and follow!
