A/N: Well after watching comedy animes, my brain finally came up with random and funny moments so I decided to update. Yay for me! Hope you like this next chapter since classes are starting for me and I might not update for awhile again, unless I feel like it. Sorry for being lazy and thanks for the love guys~

Warning: My eyes have been opened to shounen-ai… Lol. Seriously though, some characters might become ooc (cause it's a fanfic duh) and some wrong grammar here and there, spoilers and such. Yeaaaahh. ALSO, since the room assignments were made after Tezuka left the camp, kindly ignore the fact that TEZUKA DOESN'T HAVE ANY ROOM IN THIS FIC lol. It would be boring anyway if I remove Tezuka in this fic anyway

Disclaimer: I don't own POT, the fanbooks, the bishounens, the shotas, the smexies, etc. etc. Basically I don't own the whole POT universe.


Chapter Nineteen: Rooms and Pillows

Ryoga stared at the book he picked up when someone from behind suddenly put an arm around him. Ryoga flinched and relaxed upon seeing that it was only Tanegashima.

"What's that you're holding?" he asked.

"Some fanbook that the middle schoolers are currently addicted to." Ryoga answered.

"Interesting. It's not fun to leave us high schoolers out of it." Tanegashima said.

Ryoga smirked, "Yeah. Though this fanfic will get more comedic when we read this with the middle schoolers and due to lack of translations, we should read this some other time."

Tanegashima blinked, "Fanfic? Translations?"

~xoxoxoxo~

The middle schoolers in the middle of training…

With Catherine sitting on a bench…

Jackal, who was currently having a practice match with Kirihara, glanced at the said bear every now and then distracting him from the match. It only got worse when Marui decided to distract him even more by playing with said bear.

Eiji in another court collapsed on the bench taking a break from practicing with Ryoma. Sakuno appeared bringing with her a water bottle and some towels to give to Eiji.

"Thanks!" Eiji grinned then drank from the bottle.

"You girls will be leaving the camp today right?" Eiji asked once he stopped drinking.

"Yes."

"Aww. Why don't you stay here like what Horio and the others did and help out?"

"We have other stuff to do back at home. Tomo-chan has to take care of her siblings and I have to help out my grandmother. I don't know about An-san." Sakuno replied.

Eiji pouted, "I see. Ochibi will miss you."

Ryoma, who was a little ways away, heard it and reacted, "Huh?"

Eiji mischievously grinned and said, "Did you know? That you two are already canon?"

"Canon?" Ryoma and Sakuno chorused, not understanding said word.

Suddenly, Kintarou of the Otaku Circle came to the rescue!

"It means you two are already official! Not fair!" Kintarou pouted.

"Official?" The two chorused again.

For some random reason, random people started gathering around. Completely forgetting the reason why they are in a training camp.

Eiji then started telling his story, "Well, it all started with this special manga which has a picture of ochibi ten years after."

Ryoma deadpanned, "Isn't that supposed to be fake? Seeing I'm standing right here in front of you right at this moment which is definitely not ten years after."

"No! It's true! It really is a picture of you ten years after. You even look like your brother. And guess what?"

The others leaned in urging Eiji to continue his sentence.

"Sakuno-chan is with you in that picture!" Eiji declared standing up with fists up in the air.

"Ohhhhh!" The middle schoolers reacted while Sakuno blushed.

"And judging by the background, you two were walking around America with Karupin!" Eiji added.

"Ohhhh!"

"The RyoSaku fanclub lives on!" Members of the RSFC shouted.

"And who would've thought that ochibi would give one of his precious rackets to Sakuno-chan." Eiji girlishly blushed.

"Now that you remind me, I never asked Sakuno why she was using a red racket." Tomoka commented.

"Ohohoho, young love~" Momo teased which was eventually joined by the others much to the discomfort of the two.

~xoxoxoxo~

That night…

Room 201 (Devil's Room) – Shiraishi, Yukimura, Fuji

"Did you know that seeds of apples are poisonous?" Shiraishi said.

"Inui once used apple seeds in his concoctions." Fuji shared.

"Well, it isn't that dangerous but too much of them can be dangerous." Yukimura said.

Shiraishi sweat dropped, "Why would Inui put apple seeds in his juice?"

"They're still tasty though and healthy. I recommend them." Fuji smiled.

"Renji brought some of those juices once during our practice but when I got there, all of them were lying on the ground with Genichirou still standing but in a zombified state." Yukimura said.

Outside the room, Mizuki was eavesdropping in their conversation.

Room 202 – Chitose, Yanagi, Inui, Mizuki

Mizuki came back into the room and said, "Inui, once this camp finishes, share some of your juices with us St. Rudolph. I heard that it helped improve your team."

"I'd be glad to." Inui's glasses shone as he smiled devilishly.

"I'd also be glad to assist you again in making the juice, Sadaharu." Yanagi said.

Inui and Yanagi then discussed the ingredients they would be using with a dark and creepy aura around them while Mizuki joined to gather data and possibly make one himself.

"How about using sardines?" Yanagi suggested.

"I already did that with my Iwashi Mizu." Inui said.

"Vinegar plus yakiniku sauce."

"Not a bad idea."

"Let's add some fruits and vegetables to make it healthy."

"Add in some oil, flour and sugar."

Chitose sweat dropped at their discussion and muttered, "The members of St. Rudolph will last one second after drinking the juice."

Room 203 – Yagyuu, Kuwahara, Momoshiro, Ibu

"Why am I placed in this room? The coaches said that it will help improve my skills but after all the time I spent in this room, I don't think I improved at all. Jackal-san and my style are the same and we should help each other out but he's always talking with Yagyuu-san or hanging out with the bubble gum guy and after Marui-san ditched him for Kite-san, he's always sulking on the corner of his bed. I can't talk with Yagyuu-san since he's always reading his detective books and I don't like to bother him and I don't even know him that well. I consider myself close with Momoshiro but he's always reading the mangas Kirihara and Tooyama lent him and laughing out loud to himself in which I see Yagyuu-san twitching and is possibly annoyed. How can we improve ourselves if all of them are so immersed in their own hobbies…"

Ibu muttered to himself, explaining the happenings in their room.

Room 204 – Marui, Akutagawa, Mukahi

"Look, look Marui! I just washed the wristbands you gave me!" Jiroh shouted while showing off said wristbands.

"You mean the wristbands you forcibly took and wrestled away from me." Marui corrected.

"I've been training very hard so that I could beat you and give you my wristbands!" Jiroh ignored Marui's sentence and continued speaking.

Mukahi then joined the conversation, "Ahh, that promise you made last time we had a practice match."

"Well, I still doubt you all can beat me." Marui said smugly making Mukahi twitch in anger.

"Are you picking a fight with me?" Mukahi, being short tempered, challenged.

"You're not even worthy to face me!" Marui scoffed.

"You…" Mukahi is now seething with anger.

"Calm down you guys! There's only one thing to do to resolve this!" Jiroh cheerfully said.

Room 205 – Kaidoh, Kirihara, Hiyoshi, Zaizen

Kaidoh was doing some push-ups while Kirihara, like usual, was talking with Catherine since it's no use talking with his roommates who only answers him with one word. Zaizen was blogging like usual and Hiyoshi, wearing his glasses, was reading, like usual, some novel about the seven school mysteries.

With a group of antisocial people, except Kirihara, grouped together in one room, it was a quiet room, except Kirihara who was still talking with Catherine in a one sided conversation.

Suddenly, there was a flash from a camera directed at Kirihara.

Kirihara and the others immediately turned to the source of the flash showing Zaizen taking a picture of Kirihara and Catherine with his phone.

"Tsk. I should remember to turn off the flash." Zaizen muttered.

"Did you just take a picture of me?" Kirihara asked.

"And if I did?" Zaizen asked back.

"With Catherine?" Kirihara, hiding his eyes behind his bangs, asked.

Kaidoh stood up from his push-up position and Hiyoshi watched the two in silence. Zaizen tilted his head a little to the side and answered, "Yeah?"

Kirihara who was still hiding his eyes behind his bangs started shaking. The others in the room thought he was angry and was about to go devil mode on them when suddenly…

He raised his head up showing sparkling eyes while shouting at Zaizen, "You just have to give me a copy of that picture!"

The others fell face plant on the floor.

Room 206 – Echizen, Tooyama, Krauser, Yuuta

Ryoma was already lying in his bed at the top deck with Yuuta below who was doing maintenance on his racket. Krauser was reading a Japanese-English book on his bed while Kintarou… was missing.

Yuuta noticed this and said, "I was wondering why it was quiet here but then I noticed that the jungle boy from Shitenhouji is missing. Where is he?"

Krauser, who was slowly improving his Japanese language, understood a little of what Yuuta said and answered in a broken Japanese language, "He was here while ago and I not notice door open."

Yuuta raised an eyebrow and 'hmm-ed'. He then stood up and looked at Ryoma who was still lying in his bed trying to sleep. Yuuta then noticed another bulge under Ryoma's blanket.

"Uhhh, Echizen? What's that under your blanket?" Yuuta cautiously asked.

Ryoma, hearing his name, sat up and lifted his blanket and lo and behold! Kintarou was curled on his bed!

"What are you doing on my bed?" Ryoma asked, his eyebrow twitching in annoyance.

Kintarou sat up from his position as well and pouted, "But it's scary sleeping at the top alone! I keep imagining that suddenly someone would be beside me while I sleep or some woman with long hair would be staring at me while hanging from the ceiling or some hand would pull my foot until I fell down…" he continued talking about his scary imaginations until Ryoma pushed him off the bed and he fell down to the floor.

Ryoma then covered himself up with his blanket and tried to sleep but with Kintarou whining and crying about how it hurts when he fell, it was hard for Ryoma to get some sleep.

Yuuta and Krauser sweat dropped at the scene. This room has to go through this scene every night.

Room 207 – Amane, Kurobane, Konjiki, Hitouji

Koharu was sitting on the floor arranging some stolen shots of Kamio, Kaidoh, Tezuka, Atobe and other hot guys in the camp while Yuuji was sulking in the corner. He did try to rip one picture up but he was owned by Koharu. Amane was trying to think up of some puns while Kurobane blankly watched everyone in the room.

'Why must I be the only straight man in this manzai group?' he sighed.

"Who even took those pictures anyway?" Kurobane thought aloud.

Koharu's ears twitched and suddenly, he was only inches away from Kurobane's face. Kurobane stepped back immediately.

"Fuji-kyun of Seigaku helped me take these wonderful pictures you know! Some of the pictures were taken by the data group in Room 202 and even Zaizen dear helped me though that little one had to be forced a little." Koharu shared.

Kurobane sweat dropped and nervously said, "Uhh, okay."

Koharu then said, "When I look at you closely like this, you also look very handsome. I might have to add another one in my collection."

"Collection?" Kurobane repeated with a frightened expression.

Yuuji left his corner and whined, "You're adding him into your collection? What about all the times we've been through, Koharu!"

"You shut up! I don't need you anymore!" Koharu dramatically answered back.

Amane suddenly said, "There is no love in this lover's quarrel! Pfft!"

"You shut up!" Kurobane shouted as he flying kicked the heck out of Amane.

Room 210 – Atobe, Minami, Kadowaki, Higashikata

"You pitiful human beings! Listen to ore-sama!" Atobe said while sitting with crossed legs at the top of the bed with the others kneeling on the floor.

"Ore-sama will teach you how to become famous! Be grateful to ore-sama!"

"We are eternally grateful to Atobe-sama!" The others emotionlessly chorused.

"Start by making up your own cheer and making your teammates shout that cheer every time you enter the court!"

The others sweat dropped.

And the lesson continues.

Room 211 – Kikumaru, Oishi, Shishido, Ootori

"You will never beat the Golden Pair! We are the best doubles ever, nya!" Eiji shouted.

"Just you wait and see! We will beat you the next time we have a match! We improved a lot you know!" Shishido argued.

Every night, Eiji and Shishido would argue about who the better doubles team is and every night, Oishi and Choutaro would try to stop the two from wreaking havoc or even starting another pillow fight.

"Why don't we all just work together to improve each other, senpai?" Choutaro asked with a sweat drop as he tried to stop the fight.

"You're too naïve, Choutaro! We must be competitive to improve our skills!" Shishido said.

"Really now?" Choutaro sighed.

Oishi who was taking hold of all the pillows in the room said, "Ootori-kun's right, Eiji. Let's work hard together."

"They were the ones starting it!" Eiji complained.

Oishi sweat dropped, "From what I see in the first sentence, you were the one who started it, Eiji."

Room 212 – Yuushi, Kenya, Kamio, Sakata

"Our Kin-chan achieved TnK and with his monstrous strength and stamina, even Echizen doesn't stand a chance!" Kenya boasted to his cousin.

"You're underestimating the Super Rookie of the East, Kenya. Echizen has monstrous strength as well beneath that small interior of his and he will be able to handle your rookie well and he might as well beat him." Yuushi countered.

Kenya vein popped and they continued their argument.

"You can never beat my rhythm!" Kamio boasted to Sakata.

"HAHAHAHA! I can easily beat your speed! How about we have a competition tomorrow?" Sakata challenged.

"Bring it on! I'll defeat you anytime!"

And the other two in the room are arguing as well.

Room 214 (Niou Kingdom) – Niou, Kabaji

"Kabaji, ore-sama demands you to torment Atobe in their room by throwing this at him." Niou ordered impersonating Atobe while handing him something.

"Usu." Kabaji obeyed and proceeded to Room 210.

After awhile…

Kabaji returned with a paint drenched Atobe.

"Niou Masaharu! What do you think you're doing to ore-sama! Even interrupting my lesson with the commoners!" Atobe shouted.

"Technically, I didn't do it. Your loyal servant Kabaji did." Niou smirked.

Atobe vein popped, "If it's not the brat tormenting me, it's you. Each and every one of you gets on my nerves."

Room 217 – Sanada, Ishida, Tachibana, Sengoku

Gin and Tachibana were talking probably Gin asking Tachibana about how Ishida Tetsu is doing or stuff like that. Sanada was meditating while Sengoku was reading… something…

Sengoku then chuckled creepily making the others look at him.

Sanada, whose meditation was ruined, wondered what Sengoku was reading. Knowing him, it definitely wasn't good.

And so, Sanada headed to the top bunk where Sengoku was and stealthily peeked at his book.

SLAP!

"Wh-What are you doing, Sanada?" Sengoku sat up rubbing his aching cheek.

"I should be asking you that question. What are you doing?" Sanada glared.

Gin and Tachibana exchanged glances with question marks forming on their heads.

Sengoku sweat dropped and nervously answered, "R-Reading?"

SLAP!

"Run 1000 laps around this room!"Tezuka randomly appeared out of nowhere and ordered Sengoku.

"I'm sorry!" Sengoku bowed over and over again then started to run.

Tachibana went to peek at the book Sengoku was reading and dead panned.

It was a porn magazine.

Room 220 – Kite, Kai, Hirakoba, Chinen, Tanishi

"Why did they put our whole team in one room? It's no fun being around the same guys!" Kai complained.

Tanishi said, "Why am I sleeping on the floor? I already lost a lot of weight you know?" while eating junk foods on the floor.

"You're still largest among us so it's better for you and us if you sleep on the floor." Chinen said.

"Seriously though, why did the only girls in the camp have to leave? It only made it more boring here. There's no eye candy." Kai whined as he sneaked towards Tanishi and stole from his bag of chips.

"Unlike us, the girls actually have lives to live while we live our life playing tennis all day." Hirakoba complained.

"Why are you even in the tennis club if you're complaining about playing tennis?" Chinen sweat dropped.

"Hey Kite, you've been quiet for awhile now." Kai said turning to Kite who was lying on the bottom bed.

The four members of Higa crowded among Kite seeing he was already asleep. Each of them then took pillows and aimed it at Kite.

Room 224 – Akutsu, Kawamura, Tenjin, Hirari

Tenjin and Hirari were singing praises about Choutaro while Kawamura sweat dropped at them. It was amazing how they still can't forget their gratefulness to the kind player.

Akutsu then said, "Weaklings like you guys who can't even catch a ball should just leave the camp."

The temperature in the room dropped as Tenjin and Hirari dead panned seeing they can't say anything to anger the violent player.

"Don't say that Akutsu. They're both trying their best." Kawamura defended the high schoolers.

Tenjin and Hirari's eyes sparkled as they found another kind player among the middle schoolers.

"Tsk."

~xoxoxoxo~

BAM!

A loud noise was heard at Room 204, Room 214 and Room 220.

Players in every room went out after the noise and upon opening the doors where the loud noise was coming from, Mukahi was seen lying on the floor with a pillow on his face in Room 204, in Room 214, Kabaji was blocking a pillow Atobe threw at Niou and in Room 220, Kite was buried under pillows.

The players all looked at each other.

"Sorry partner!" Eiji then tackled Oishi after saying his piece then grabbed the pillows he was holding and threw them at Shishido.

"Why you!" Shishido shouted as he made his counterattack.

Tenjin and Hirari heard the commotion and came running to aid Choutaro who was desperately stopping his senpai.

"That looks like fun!" Kintarou shouted as he grabbed a handful of pillows including the pillow Yuuta was leaning on making Yuuta bang his head on the wall.

Kintarou then threw the pillow randomly and it randomly hit Sanada who was about to counter but upon seeing it was the kid he has a soft spot on, threw the pillow elsewhere hitting Yukimura.

"Oh Genichirou, you dare challenge the Child of God?" Yukimura creepily said making Sanada sweat drop.

Fuji then went to Yuuta's room seeing his dear little brother knocked out on the wall. Ryoma who was still lying on his bed not caring about the world said to Fuji, "It was the jungle boy who did it."

"Thanks." Fuji creepily smiled and grabbed a pillow along the way.

"GWAAAHHH!" was Kintarou's defeated scream.

Shiraishi heard it and decided to avenge his kouhai. It's a repeated showdown between Shiraishi and Fuji!

Who will be the winner this time?

Kamio and Sakata were having a duel as well but not with pillow fights but a running competition. Unfortunately, they both slipped on a spilt Inui juice.

It was over before they even started.

Kirihara then joined in challenging the three kings of Rikkai or rather, the two kings of Rikkai since Sanada was knocked out by Yukimura. But even before Kirihara threw his pillow, Yanagi and Yukimura double teamed the heck out of him.

It was over before he even started.

Ryoma who was peacefully lying on his bed not caring about the world was suddenly hit by a pillow. Vein popping, he looked over to see who it was that dared to hit him and saw his older brother winking at him.

The Reunion Fight of the Brothers!

Ryoma jumped out of his bed and threw a pillow at Ryoga but he dodged it and it went all the way across their room to Room 205 which knocked Zaizen's phone out of his hands and broke.

Everyone stopped the pillow fight just to stare at Zaizen's broken phone.

Silence…

"YEAAAAHHHH!" The players rejoiced upon knowing that the only thing threatening them is no longer.

Tsuge Ryuuji, the circuit coach who told them overdoing pillow fights were forbidden and the one who manages the dorms, came again and shouted at them, "Didn't I tell you that overdoing pillow fights are forbidden and shut up all of you and go to sleep!"

"Sir yes sir!" They all scrambled to their respective rooms all the while carrying their fallen comrades.