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Contrary to what most of the griffins believed, Peter did not appear at home the following morning, in fact they all soon woke up and found out, that what should have been no big deal had turned into a nightmare.
The police weren't planning to release him.
They planned to bury him.
"This just in. The Police department is making sure Peter Griffin does not walk" Tom Tucker said, as the whole family sat in front of the television.
"What?" Lois said.
"In what could only be called the most shocking moment in the history of Quahog" Joyce Kinney said. "The whole town celebrates as Police officer Joe Swanson turns his former best friend, Peter Griffin in. We now go to our Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa for the details"
The screen then switched to show Tricia in front of jail cell.
"I am standing here today, just in front of Peter Griffins cell in the Quahog Police station" She said, before the camera zoomed out showing the whole picture.
Joe was standing not that far from her and Peter was still behind bars and waving stupidly at the camera, however what was strange was the fact that Glenn Quagmire was beside him in his underwear.
We'll...
It wasn't that strange really.
This was Quagmire, after all.
But it was still shocking.
"Joe Swanson. You are now considered a Hero amongst the local people and there are even rumours that the Mayor himself is planning to reward you with a medal of honour" Tricia said, walking to Joe. "Would you like to tell the viewers what made you turn in your own best friend, after so many years?"
"We'll Tricia." Joe said, "I would like to first start with a humble apology to everybody in Quahog" addressing the camera. "Because of my friendship with Peter. I allowed him to get away with thing's no person should be allowed to get away with. I allowed him to hurt this Town for so many years. I do not deserve to be a Police officer. It was only because of the Mayor's kind words that I can take up the I found the courage to be a Police officer. I don't care how long it takes. I want to make up for all those years, I spent looking the other way"
His speech touched the hearts of many.
"Mr Swanson, we will hold you to you word. It's rumoured that the Mayor was quite impressed with you at Police Training day" Tricia said. "He even gave you back your ability to walk. And you've been putting them to good use. We would have lost a good officer if you had quit."
"HEY! HEY! OVER HERE!" Peter said, waving at the camera which had his family sighing.
"Peter put your arms down, it's distracting" Quagmire said.
"Okay" Peter said.
"In fact, the whole Police force has been very impressive these last few days" Tricia said, addressing the camera. "The whole police force have stopped a serial killer and his serial son from killing anymore people. You have put away an old man who has been hunting this town for years and now kid's especially little boys can feel a lot safer going out in public. I also heard that the house that used to belong to the Sexual predator is being flattened and a new store will be built on top of it. And let's not forget, you put in jail, Glenn Quagmire and Peter Griffin, who are your two best friends."
And Quagmire cringed, the countless unprotected sex he had over the years had come to bite him in the ass, the police were no longer looking the other way in terms of his unpaid child support.
The banks were taking his money and assets and shearing it amongst all of his children.
But it still wasn't enough.
He was pretty sure he would be working even in his afterlife to pay off all that child support.
The police were no longer hiding his identity from the women who he slept with and knocked up without batting an eye.
And if that wasn't bad enough, he h\x received a call from his boss telling him that he was fired, apparently some of his kid's blamed his place of work for allowing him the opportunity to cause their birth because he had passed on whatever disease he had at that time onto them.
They didn't have Quagmire's body that was adapted to the disease's so some were born into a nightmare.
They were suing the airport for ignoring the fact that if he would bang every woman in sight half way across the world and pass his disease's onto them.
"Well, over the years, we have had a constantly stream of phone calls from the women Quagmire has slept with and impregnated, from all over the world." Joe said, "He owed billions in child support and yet because I was his friend, he could afford to have as much unprotected sex as he wanted and nobody would come after him because I would look the other way. I should have told him, if he didn't want those kid's then he needed to put on a condom. He wouldn't be in this mess if he did."
"Joe...how could you?" Quagmire said.
However, Joe ignored him.
"And as for Peter Griffin. We are no longer friends" Joe said.
"Wait...What!?" Peter said.
"Peter treats the world as his playground" Joe said, "He has no respect for anybody even his own friends or his own family. Miraculously, I managed to survive with having Peter Griffin as a friend for so long especially when I was crippled. Every idea Peter has an idea, people got hurt and he doesn't seem to care. I let him get away with it because he was 'Special'"
"Special?" Peter said.
"And what about now?" Tricia said.
"We'll getting my leg's back and going through that Police training has made me see the world in a new light" Joe said, "I realised that he was a man over 40. He had plenty of time to realise he couldn't treat people the way he does. Just because his brain works a bit differently than everybody else doesn't give him the right to treat those around him like they weren't people"
"I couldn't have said it better myself" Tricia said. Before turning to the camera. "It seems like this miraculous change was all due to Mayor Tom Cruise. Let's hope that the Police continue their good work"
#Griffin household#
Every member of the Griffin household eyes were open wide and their mouth's hung on the floor.
Peter wasn't coming home.
Ch 6: He hides it poorly
"BONNIE!" Lois yelled, she immediately ran to the Swanson house only to find out, Bonnie was out.
But that didn't deterrer her.
She called the woman and everybody in the house will forever remember the look on her face when Bonnie answered the phone and the woman told Lois, that they were no longer friends and even shamed her for allowing her feelings to get in the way of doing the right thing.
The tone of her voice was different from what they were all used to.
It was like a switch had gone off in Bonnie head and when Lois had tried to call back, she discovered that she had been blocked.
This wasn't a private case anymore that Peter could simply walk out of.
The whole town was aware that her husband was captured and the reason why.
If Peter does not show up for Court day, there would be public outcry.
If Peter run's, he would never be allowed to show his face in Qhuhog ever again.
"We'll. I better start packing" Stewie said, his cheerful demeanour was so off putting in the gloomy atmosphere.
Brian punched him in the stomach.
"What the hell?" Stewie said, doubling over.
"That's for being so heartless" Brian said, "You know that you can make this all go away with a simple device but you don't want to. Well then fine. If won't do it, I'll do it."
Then the dog began to go upstairs.
"BRIAN YOU D*ICK!" Stewie said, before Peter genes kicked in and he was heaving for way longer than what was deemed normal.
Brian made his way to Stewie room, he planned to use the Time machine to go back in time and stop Peter from getting into that car.
But he was in for a shock.
"It's gone!" He said, the machine that connected to the very house was gone and in its place was a mountain of toys.
Stewie finally recovered enough to meet Brian upstairs.
Brian saw him and said. "What the hell did you do to your time machine?"
"I scrapped it" Came Stewie simple reply.
"You did what!?" Brian said.
"We'll. I don't need a time machine right now and had it melted into separate parts before selling them" Stewie said, "It was some nice extra cash"
"You can't do that!" Brian said, "Build another one"
Stewie began to laugh and said. "Brian, do you know the trouble I went through to get the parts? Or how much money that thing consumed per day? Do you know how much electricity it consumes per trip? It's even more then the fat man's attics. The more I use it, the closer I am to being ruined."
"...What?" Brian said, his eyes narrowing, did Stewie just say 'Ruined' correctly? "What did you just say?"
"What?" Stewie said. "You want me to say again, how much the Time Machine was costing me?"
"No. Just the last sentence" Brian said.
Stewie looked at him like he was going crazy and repeated it again. "The, more I use it, the closer I am to being ruined."
Brian eyes went wide, so he hadn't been imagining it!
Suddenly the person beside him felt ominous.
"Brian?" Stewie said.
"E-Er. I suddenly have the need to drink out of the toilet" Brian said, quickly making a lie up.
"Gross. I don't need to know that" Stewie said, letting Brian go.
Brian tried not to appear too eager to leave as he left the room.
However, he really did have the urge to drink out of the Toilet and went to do it, all the while feeling the hairs on his back stand up.
Somewhere in the back of his mind, he hadn't believed that the person beside him wasn't really Stewie.
No matter, how many differences he found out.
He had followed, Stewie on Sunday and found out he wasn't doing his Sunday Yoga like usual instead he was at a fun house.
However, what really set him on edge was the fact that he hadn't seen Stewie's favourite bear, Rupet in days.
When he noticed Stewie wasn't screaming the house down looking for the bear and did not even mention the bear once, It really pushed him to start thinking that the person beside him was a stranger.
The 'Stewie' in the house, just provided the final proof he needed for him to truly realise Stewie was missing and in his place was most likely a clone or a robot.
What concerned him even more was the possibility that the thing could be evil.
Which made him have one question.
Where was the real Stewie?
"Hey, Brian" Said, the familiar voice that made him jump.
He turned to find 'Stewie' in his room but on the laptop.
However, when he saw what was on the screen, his face drained of all colour.
He had been using the Laptop last and had forgotten to hide the file he had been collecting on 'Stewie'.
'Stewie' had a front row view to the fact, he had been studying him.
"S-Stewie, what do you think of my brainstorm of my new story?" Brian said, trying to cover it up.
"New story?" 'Stewie' said.
"U-Ur, yes. It's about a boy getting replaced by a clone without anybody noticing. It's supposed to be really deep" Brian said, "You know when you Write, you take some inspiration from your surroundings"
"And you chose me?" 'Stewie' said.
"W-Well, you're the only boy I know" Brian said, "Plus, you created clones before. I was planning to ask you for some information."
'Stewie' was silent and Brian was hoping he brought it.
"Brian. Why does your voice keep cracking?" 'Stewie' suddenly said, and Brian felt the hairs on his backside stand up once again.
"U-Um, sore throat" Brian said, before coughing into his hand. "I'll be fine once I've got some water."
However, the moment he said, he realised that had been a mistake.
How can he ask for water to cure his sore throat when he had just drunk out of the toilet?
Unfortunately, 'Stewie' pick on that too.
'Stewie' did not say anything and scrolled down a page, before saying. "I'm impressed. Your research is really deep. Although you tend to drag on in places that don't matter. My creator created me as the closest to original stewie out of all the clones. It's amazing you were able to tell me and him apart"
And Brian thought that he had gotten away with it only to hear the second part and have his blood turn cold.
"Y-You really are-" Brian stuttered.
"Yes" 'Stewie' said, turning to Brian. "I am No. 74 in a long line of clones. Let's finally stop this game, Brian." then he pulled out a gun making Brian eyes widen. "Let's get to the part where I shoot you to keep you quiet and then my creator simply makes a clone of you from your corpse, so that nobody notices."
Him?
Die?
"L-Let's not be too hasty!" Brian said and to add further terror the clone was holding the gun sideways "I-I promise I won't tell anybody. Hell, I'll even help keep your secret. Let's just calm down and t-"
Then Brian struck, lunging at the gun.
However, he wasn't expecting the clone to beat his ass so soundly.
"Hey, Brian. Here's another difference. Just because I look like a baby doesn't mean I have the strength of one" The Clone said, the clone shut the door so that nobody could look as he was about to get the job down.
Brian could only stare death right in the face and close his eyes waiting for the gun shot.
However, it never came.
"There's been a change of plans, it seems" The clone said, "My creator wants to meet you"
What?
Then Brian was hit with the gun.
He blacked out.
And scene!
Next chapter, Brian wakes up in a cage in a luxurious apartment and meets No.74 'creator', the whole plot unravels and he is forced to watch as the 'Creator' kills somebody, he never thought would die in front of his eyes. Review/fav and follow!
