Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 2
Lucina and Robin looked down from the Final Fantasy stage and sighed at their father/best friend. "See?" Lucina asked. "This is why they don't put him in Sma5h."
And so, they completely missed Takuron flying by on the magical mystical fairies. Chrom didn't, however, and as he realized his plans were foiled again by bad luck, he shouted at the sky, "Curse you, RNGesus!" Of course, no one understood him with his mouth full of fish sticks.
Chrom had had enough. He was done with RNGesus's cruel tricks of FatesTM. And so, he built a rocket out of fish sticks, glued with maple syrup from the Canadian Mafia and powered by the unbreakable-ness of the Falchion. He aimed it at the sky, and he blasted off, shouting, "It's time to tip the scales!"
The sky shouted back, "That's my line!" Of course, that was Robin up on the Final Fantasy stage with Lucina. But Chrom didn't know that. After all, he couldn't see them (his windshield was made out of fishsticks). So he decided to fly straight towards that indignant voice. (Although made out of fishsticks, his auditory radar was perfectly functional.)
As he crashed into the stage, Lucina and Robin's only method of escape from the careening rocket was a premature "No contest." So they stood back and watched, clapping saltily, as Chrom no-clipped through the stage and off into the beyond.
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