Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 24, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 3
Meanwhile, Takumi and Garon had stopped making out in order to go to a café to eat. All the other cafès kicked them out because of too much OPDOA (overly public displays of overt affection). However, because RNGesus couldn't find Chrom (his unbreakable rocket was smashed against and sliding down the front of someone's screen), he decided to frick with Takumi. And so, the cafê people got the order wrong. When the cafë waitress brought over a Diet Coke, Garon blamed Takumi. #BlameTakumi2k15. "You lying son of a scumbag, Takumi!" Garon exclaimed in a surprisingly high-pitched voice. It was at that moment it struck Garon-it WAS #BlameTakumi2k15. How could he be so foolish as to love a HOSHIDAN, anyway!? /r/Nohrmasterrace
Elsewhere, Chrom's fishstick rocket had finished sliding down the screen. He was unconscious.
When he regained consciousness, a girl with light blue hair that looked vaguely like his daughter stood over him. Chrom instantly decided to make this woman his new tactician, even though she clearly has Trench Foot. Azura suggested that their best plan to win back Garon's love was to help him massacre an entire nation, because there's no good way to transition into that.
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