Chapter 5

Takumi was furious with RNGesus and so he plotted to kill Chrom in Hoshido by grinding in Nohr. RNGesus laughed, because in Nohr there is no grinding (other than Lazward's personal skill, if you know what I mean) Takumi decided to use pay2win DLC to overcome this. Unfortunately, a glitch occurred and his Fuujin Yumi gained a Durability stat. He didn't know this, so it broke. He, too, was broke because he spent all his money on the DLC so he couldn't get another weapon, and so he had to run from the DLC enemies until he found a tree branch. Unfortunately, that was a Sword, so he couldn't use it. But his brother, the Lobster Lord, could since he was a Trueblade. Sadly, Ryoma had committed the sudoku.

Takumi was about to be attacked by a Faceless when generic guard #175937 Dual Guarded. Generic guard #175937 then Dual Struck and defeated the Faceless. The guard was about to leave when Takumi asked him a question. "Will I ever see you again?"

"Nah, I'm just a filler character." With that, the guard left.

Man, Takumi thought, I sure love Deus Ex Machina.