Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 2
Lucina decided to take Shulk's advice. She snuck into Ylisstol (even though she's the princess). Surprisingly, there were no guards (besides Generic Guard #175936). The only thing there was an inconspicuous cardboard box, so Lucina moved on. But after she left the room, the cardboard box was thrown aside. "!" said Solid Snake. He was angry that not only will he not be in Sma5h, he wasn't in Sm4sh either! He would remove Lucina from the roster and take her place by any means necessary.
Unfortunately for Lucina, Chrom and Garon weren't even in Ylisstol anymore—they were at an Ace of Base concert. They performed "The Sign" and halfway through, Chrom turned to Garon and whispered, "this song always reminds me of you." Garon blushed.
Ace of Base was about to reach the third chorus when a blonde woman in her twenties leaped from the lighting system and onto the stage. "Is that Carrie Underwood?" asked someone in the audience, too much of a pleb to know that Carrie Underwood is in her thirties.
Taylor Swift looked at Jenny Berggren and said, "So it's gonna be forever, or it's gonna go down in flames! You can tell me when it's over, if the high was worth the pain. Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane—"
At that moment, Garon shouted "that's because you are!" from his seat, generating 5 watts of chuckles.
Taylor Swift was about to attack Ace of Base when she was hit by a liquid. "Is...is this...ICE-COLD DR. PEPPER?!" She let out a scream as the ice-cold Dr. Pepper's perfection obliterated her evil, Diet Coke-based form. Her sudden death invoked many screams (mostly of joy), and everyone turned towards the shooter. The one who blasted the liquid at Taylor Swift was none other than... Obama! #ThanksObama
For his noble deed, Garon decided to knight Obama. He was now Sir Barack Saddam Hussein Obama. However, little did he know that Chrom didn't like Garon giving Obama attention. "Yell" graaaaaghed Chrom, as he ran at Obama and attacked him with his special ultimate weapon, a fish stick, Obama dancing away from his punishing strikes with his smooth coolness. How much longer could Obama keep up his dodges?
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