Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 3
Lucina had no idea where her father could be. But she knew one way to find out- the only thing Chrom loves more than Garon. She pulled out a fish stick, and miles away, Chrom's fish stick senses tingled. He grabbed Garon and ran toward the source, dropping his stale fish stick and leaving Obama and his hip moves behind. Lucina finally sensed someone approaching, but it wasn't Chrom...
Chrom arrived to the scene just in time to see Lucina attack the figure with an array of ultra combos. "LUCINA, NOOOOOO!"
Lucina halted, and stared at the figure as she fell down in slow motion, in a manner which was similar to a hunky lifeguard running across the beach. Robin's head fell into a beam of heavenly light from the Ace of Base concert that was miles away, because the concert was that good. Lucina's eyes widened in horror. "Open your eyes, Robin! OPEN YOUR EYES!" Lucina yelled with sobbing and regret. Chrom knew only one thing could bring Robin back. He pulled out his iPod, and played their favorite song, that not even Robin couldn't not sing along to. "I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign!"
Lucina was too embarrassed at what she did, so she ran to her room at the Smash Mansion (that now exists just now as you read this). She cried into her pillow. She was sad not because of what she did to Robin (because that was actually intentional, frick you Robin) but because her plan to break Chrom's spirit failed. She looked up at her autographed poster of Nyaruko-slam (which was capable of speech, similar to one of those wall fish that sings Bob Dylan or something). "Oh, Nyaruko-slam, what would you do?" "I'd come on and slam, if I wanna jam!" Lucina knew Nyaruko-slam was right. She would invite Chrom to the Space Jam, and defeat his spirit with her sick dunks.
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