Chapter 4

Takumi was Blinded By Rage. He was sick of RNGesus' bullshit. He wouldn't let Chrom be the one who was Garon's significant other. #AngerTakumi2k15 He began to plot, when Sumia came over and once again bitch slapped him in the name of freedom.
Elsewhere, Lucina, Nyaruko-slam (the poster), Chrom, and Garon were at the Space Jam (except it was actually just Arena Ferox). Here's their chance, do their dance at the Space Jam, alright. They were about to come on and slam when eight figures suddenly appeared. "Halt, evil doers!" Each pulled out a pen.

"Moon Prism Power, make up!" shouted Ness.
"Mercury Prism Power, make up!" shouted Ryu.
"Venus Prism Power, make up!" shouted Wario.
"Mars Prism Power, make up!" shouted Luigi.
"Jupiter Prism Power, make up!" shouted Zero Suit Samus.
"Saturn Prism Power, make up!" shouted Wii Fit Trainer.
"Uranus Prism Power, make up!" shouted King Dedede.
"Neptune Prism Power, make up!" shouted Dark Pit.

Each one of them went through a magical girl transformation, and became the Sailor Scouts. Lucina gasped in surprise, not due to the Scouts but because this actually seemed like a Smash Bros story and not a Fire Emblem one. Ness glared at Nyaruko-slam and said, "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you! Moon tiara action!"

Ness—uh, I mean, Sailor Moon's tiara glowed and she threw it at the non-sentient Nyaruko-slam. The tiara-boomerang-thing hit Nyaruko-slam and something fell out of her two-dimensional pocket and rolled toward King D- Sailor Uranus, who picked it up. "I am Sailor Uranus, and I won't let you have this crystal!" Da—Neptune chimed in, "Same goes for me! Neptune's my name, saving heart crystals' my game!"

Sailor Moon's tiara flew past Kirby, who was sitting in the Space-slam-jam-bam VIP stand. It looked so magically delicious, that he sentenced both the tiara and its owner to the eternal hell that is his stomach and became Sailor Moon Kirby. The other Sailor Scouts just accepted this, of course, and acknowledged Sailor Moon Kirby as their new leader. Sailor Pluto (who's actually the real Pluto, go away these are Smash characters) commented that Sailor Moon looked shorter and gained weight, but nobody noticed, because she's not a planet (neither is the moon, but it's actually because they hate Pluto).

Sailor Venus booped Lucina with her pen of all that is just in the universe and suddenly, a dark figure appeared, almost as if Lucina's shadow had left her (even though that's not Venus's thing). But this figure wasn't a Lucina alt...

It turned toward Lucina, opened its mouth, and said one of the most horrifying phrases possible in the English language. "Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)."

Taking in the scene, Garon (and everyone) realized it was best to flee. He called Chrom over and summoned the magical, mystical fairies and the two flew away on them. Seeing Chromaron leave, the Sailor Scouts fled too, as that ship had set sail and they were its sailors (it's funny because a ship is a pairing between two characters and Sailor Scout has the word Sailor in it so when the ship left it's implied that they were its crew).

Lucina stabbed Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, and Enoby puffed up as if she were smoke. The smoke filled the room until an arrow was fired and the smoke dispersed. Lucina looked around for who could have fired the arrow when she spotted none other than Takumi. Takumi had planned to eliminate Chrom during the Sailor Scout commotion, but he missed his chance. Sumia swooped in. Takumi jumped onto her Pegasus and the two left.