Chapter 5

Back in the therapist's room, Shulk asked Lucina, "Did you do what I suggested? Are you really feeling it yet?"

"I tried, but then the Sailor Scouts flopped it up for me..."

"Well, you just need to wait until it's (Reyn) Timeā„¢."

Lucina walked out of Shulk's office. There was only one person she knew who was a master of time...

Lucina walked into the infirmary and over to a bed. Her brother, Morgan, was already there. They both were concerned about the person on the bed, but Lucina needed to ask a question. "Mother, I'm sorry if this is an inconvenience, but...how do I know when it's 'time?'"

"Well...sweetie...I know that it's always time...TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!"

Morgan chimed in, "Except for when it's TIME TO EVEN THE ODDS!"

Lucina still didn't understand this stuff. "What about if it's...time to make Garon love ME?"

"Well, sis, that just...sounds awful. You need a GOOD quote. You like to challenge your fate, so how about...TIME TO CHANGE FATE!"

"Perfect!"

A few hours later, Lucina thought that it was time to change fate. She had written a serenade for Garon. She walked up to outside Garon's window, and music began to play. Garon heard it and peeked his head out the window and looked down on Lucina. She began singing, except her voice was awful.

Lucina's singing, if it could even be called that, was atrocious, but she just wouldn't stop. But then, King Dedede emerged from the bushes nearby. "Bored by your off-key singing, Sailor Uranus steals the show!" said Uranus in that weird cadence that she has in the dub.

Editor's note: The following has been redacted for obscenity.

Lucina, realizing this was a Sailor Scout, tried to seize her chance for revenge. She bit off both ends of a pixie stick, but then the other Sailor Scouts appeared and snorted the sugar powder themselves.Then Mercury took a deep breath and she got real high, and she, screamed at the top of her lungs, "what's going on? And I say heyayayayay, heyayay, I say hey, what's going on?" (Editor's note: I'm sorry) Lucina, not having access to YouTube in her castle, couldn't handle the dankness of it all, andfled the scene.

Shulk was sitting in a tree nearby, watching. He was ashamed of Lucina. She was doing a bad job of really feeling it.