Chapter 6

Garon needed to confront Chrom, so he did just that. "Chrom, I think your daughter is trying to take me away from you."

"Well, anything can change! ... Even Lucina's feelings. Perhaps some fish sticks could change her mind." Chrom prepared the fish sticks, but he and Garon ended up eating them, forgetting they were for Lucina.

"Oh well."

Once again in Shulk's office, Shulk told Lucina that he saw what happened outside Garon's window. "I'm sorry, Shulk. I just can't really feel it," complained Lucina.

"Well that's not good. I'm telling you, you need...to...really...feeeeel..." With that, Shulk feel asleep. His feels-o-meter had become empty. He needed new feels, and fast.

A look of worry quickly covered Lucina's face. She laid Shulk down on the chaise lounge and hurried out of the office. On her way out of the building, she ran into none other than the Pokemon Trainer from Brawl. He was kicked out of Smash Bros, so clearly he knew SOMETHING about feels. Lucina explained the situation to Pokemon Trainer.

"Oh, Pokemon Trainer, I NEED to find feels for Shulk! I will travel across the land, searching far and wide!"

"Each Pokemon, to understand the power that's inside?"

"What? No, I'm looking for feels..."

"Pikur pikur," exclaimed Pikachu, who was hiding behind the potted plant by the entrance. Of course, Pikachus only say "pikur pikur" if they've been fed fish sticks recently.

"Naga dammit, Father..." muttered Lucina under her breath. Lucina, Pokemon Trainer, and Pikachu set out on a journey, searching for feels for Shulk.

Elsewhere, Sailor Uranus sat in front of a screen, with Escargoon nearby. The screen turned on to display a "tall" figure. "How can I help you, King Dedede?"

"I need a monstah ter clobbah dat dere Lucy!"

"That's what we do best at N.M.E." However, Dedede had gotten hungry during the salesman's line, so Escargoon couldn't add in his classic "We better get a money back guarantee!" The N.M.E. Salesman said, "we'll send in our newest, the T.O.E."

Lucina, Pokemon Trainer, and Pikachu headed toward the Miiverse stage, the stage with the most likelihood of containing feels. Various Miiverse posts flew across the background, all of them talking about how Lucina is best waifu (even though in reality RNGoddess Anna is best waifu, at least from Fire Emblem.) Posts about Pikachu flew around, too, but none were about Pokemon Trainer. Eventually, a glitch occurred in the system, and a post about Shulk appeared. Lucina grabbed the post somehow, and added it to her inventory. They were about to head back when they all became surrounded by red outlines.

"What?" questioned Lucina.

"Pikur pikur?"

Then, across the stage, three figures outlined in blue appeared. It was the Trinity of Edginess: Shadow the Hedgehog, Takumi, and Innes!

"No...Oh gods, no!" Lucina wailed.

"Ow the edge," added Pokemon Trainer.

Takumi and Innes drew their weapons, in a very edgy fashion. Takumi's bow shimmered, and a blue drawstring made of light appeared, as well as an arrow fitting the same description. Innes didn't pull out his own bow, though; he pulled out a Diet Coke-filled NEW pump-action Super-Soaker.

Innes was about to fire a blast of Diet Coke, when a Smash Ball appeared. Pikachu broke it, and the Smash Energy flowed through his body, flushing out the excess fish sticks. "Pi...ka...CHUUUUU!" shouted Pikachu as he unleashed his Final Smash. Despite the controls being super jank, he rammed into Shadow, and knocked him off the stage, and condemning him to a life of being an assist trophy.

Unfortunately, Shadow's extreme edginess caused Volt Tackle to end prematurely. Takumi released his arrow and delivered a whopping 4% to Pikachu.

Innes fired Diet Coke at the Pokemon Trainer instead, who still hadn't sent out Ivysaur, and the soda's diabolicalness delivered 44%. Not that that percentage mattered, because the attack's knockback instantly KO'd Pokemon Trainer, even though he is only in the background. Not that that mattered, because he was cut anyway and wouldn't make it back into Sma5h. But while Innes was shooting Pokemon Trainer, he didn't see Lucina roll behind him and begin to charge Shield Breaker, nor did he see the countdown that appeared above the fighters. It was a countdown for the round-winning kill. At the exact moment the timer hit zero, Lucina's Parallel Falchion stabbed Innes. The fully-charged Shield Breaker generated enough knockback so that Innes was KO'd even faster than Pokemon Trainer was. Lucina, Pikachu, and Pokemon Trainer headed back, not even caring about that shrub Takumi.