Lucina tacked the Miiverse post onto Shulk's bulletin board, and its feels flooded into Shulk.
"I'm really feeling it!"
Lucina breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank Naga..."
Even anger was a feel, so Shulk tried to make Lucina jealous. "Lucina, have you heard? Your father's gonna appear in another game! He'll be in 'Project Shin Megami Attorney: Genei Ibun Roku #FE Final Genealogy of the Golden Portable Sacred Awakening Dual Investigations All Night Survivor 5 Ultimate Default of Justice vs Hyperdimension Capcom VII Overclocked Fantasy FES featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series and Knuckles!'" Unfortunately, Shulk's plan failed, because Dante is only in sub-par games nowadays.
The Nyaruko-slam poster burst into the office, panting (or maybe it was always there and no one noticed). She looked like she wanted to say "The Sailor Scouts are coming!" but actually didn't because it is an inanimate poster.
Then, the Sailor Scouts were there. "Hiiiii! (Lucina! In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!)" poyo'd Sailor Moon Kirby.
As the Sailor Scouts advanced, Shulk stepped in front of Lucina and Nyaruko-slam, and unleashed the Monado. "Stand back," he said, as the Monado's beam glowed white. "I'll blow you away...Monado Cyclone!" However, Shulk hadn't inflicted Break on the Sailor Scouts, so Monado Cyclone couldn't Topple them.
Then, the Nyaruko-slam poster stepped up, ready to unleash her Space CQC Jammer Canceller Breaker Eraser Confiner Obstructer Buster Closer! However, the Sailor Scouts were ready, too. Only a Final Smash could stop them now, and neither Shulk's nor Lucina's would do...
The Sailor Scouts were about to unleash their attacks when Sailor Neptune was hit by a blast of lightning. "Time to tip the scales!" shouted Robin.
Then, a stream of fire hit Sailor Mars. "Time to even the odds!" shouted Morgan. Now that they were here, Lucina, Shulk, and Nyaruko-slam stood a chance. Maybe Robin's Final Smash would be enough to defeat them?
Robin broke the Smash Ball, and pulled out a fish stick. "Chrom!" At that moment, Chrom and Garon appeared, and the three unleashed Robin's Final Smash on Sailor Moon Kirby. The attack's knockback KO'd Sailor Moon Kirby, and the rest of the Sailor Scouts scattered.
Once the Sailor Scouts had all left, Chrom turned to Garon. "Come, my love." With that, the magical mystical fairies arrived and flew Chrom and Garon back to Ylisstol.
"Heck..." said Lucina, once again blowing her chance to confess her love.
