Chrom and Garon were watching another movie in Chrom's room; this time, they were watching Sixteen Candles. They really needed to stop watching chick flicks. Chrom handed Garon a Dr. Pepper. Garon was about to drink the Dr. Pepper, when Lucina and Nyaruko-slam (the poster) burst in. Lucina wanted to challenge Chrom to a rematch at the Space Jam, since they were never able to finish (thanks Sailor Scouts). The poster said, "Everybody get up, it's time to slam now."
With that, the four of them were teleported to Arena Fe-the Space Jam. Lucina pulled out a basketball and did a sick dunk. "Beat that, father!" However, Chrom couldn't, because he could only jump during a critical hit as a Lord or Great Lord.
Lucina passed the ball to the Nyaruko-slam poster, but the ball was intercepted by a figure whose head was obscured by a hood. The figure placed the basketball on the ground and lowered the hood. It was the real Nyaruko-slam!
"Lucina, that's just a poster, it's not real! I'm the real Nyaruko-slam! You expected her to come on and jam!? I'm bored, so I'll play B-ball with you!"
"How do I know that you're not lying?!" Lucina sobbed, pulling a gun.
"Where the hell did you get a gun? And that's clearly a poster!"
"I'M GOING TO BE THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE! Alright, I'm going to ask a question only the real one can answer: Which of you is the real Nyaruko-slam?" cried Lucina with sleuthing skills.
The real Nyaruko-slam responded with "I am, that's a poster! Put the gun down, we need to talk."
And the poster responded with, "Come on and slam!" With that, Lucina shot the real Nyaruko-slam. The poster said, "Thank you!" as it walked away.
However, this victory was short-lived, as something else soon happened. Shulk's body convulsed, and a golden light erupted.
When the light died down, Zanza was there. "I must thank you for reviving me. But now, it is time to begin the ceremony of destruction and recreation." Zanza moved toward Shulk and took the Monado. "With this, it can begin. Mine is the one true Monado, instrument of destruction and rebirth!"
However, while Zanza was talking about how he'd use the Monado to continue the passage of fate or whatever, he hadn't noticed Chrom had moved from the rest of the Red Team, and had stolen the Monado from Zanza, and replaced it with a fish stick. Zanza said, "but now...You stand in my way. Monado...Buster."
But since Zanza had a fish stick, all that happened was more fish sticks were launched at the group. Then, Zanza made some dipping sauce appear. "THE POWER OF SAUCE CANNOT BE OVERCOME!" Sucks for Zanza, because he's secretly a lemon, not just a god. But lemons can't harness the full power of sauce-only limes can. Being powerless to stop them, Zanza watched the Red Team leave. Yep.
