Chapter 9

Chrom and Garon held hands as they happily frolicked out of Arena Ferox. Lucina and Shulk were a ways behind them—unfortunately, they should've been closer. Before they could reach the exit, the gate closed. Zanza made a last-ditch effort to defeat Lucina and Shulk. Using his godly powers, Zanza summoned Pac-Man. But because Shulk needed to be eliminated, Zanza used his lemony powers (as opposed to his godly powers) to turn off the respawn- if someone was KO'd in this fight, they were gone for good (or were they? Hint hint)

Pac-Man waka waka'd up to Lucina, but Pac-Man sucks, so Lucina killed him with her weakest move, Dolphin Slash. Good riddance, Pac-Man.

As Pac-Man died, the gate reopened, so Lucina and Shulk returned to Shulk's room at Smash Mansion. Together, they watched some bootleg Neon Genesis Evangelion. But because it was bootleg, Shinji was replaced by none other than Sailor Uranus. Sailor Uranus got into her mech to combat the Angels. Sailor Uranus approached two Angels—both of them were Sir Barack Saddam Hussein Obama and Michelle Obama. And by that, I mean that one individual Angel is both Obamas, so there were two pairs of Obamas. Sailor Uranus did whatever they do in NGE and killed the Angels. The mech then turned to face Lucina and Shulk.

"Lucina! In the name of Uranus, I challenge you!" With that, the TV cut out. Good timing, too, because at that moment Master Hand passed by, and everyone knows that Master Hand despises both bootlegs and Neon Genesis Evangelion.

"Myeh! You two weren't watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, were you?"

"Of course not!" responded Shulk.

"Good. I hate that garbage mech anime. If I caught someone watching it, why, I'd kick them right out of Smash Bros! Gwahahahahaha!" Lucina had an idea.

She pulled out a Pac-Man Amiibo, and Pac-Man was revived, completely negating half of Zanza's attempt at destruction, and now with an NGE pin. Master Hand pointed at Pac-Man. "You DARE bring THAT into this mansion? You're fired!" Master Hand summoned the Ghosts via assist trophy, and they ate Pac-Man. "Hey…another slot's opened up. I think the roster could use someone who looks like Roy… hmmmmm… Dark Classic Pit."