Part Three: World War Waifu Chapter 1

Lucina couldn't believe what had just happened. Just when she realized that she loved Jesus, Shulk fell in love with Solid Snake!? Didn't they know the Bible condemns homosexuality? And even worse, Nyaruko-slam was just a poster!? Just how could this happen? She needed to get to the bottom of this.

Meanwhile, word of Shulk and Snake's marriage had spread. "Good for them," said Chrom. "But our love is still stronger than theirs, Garon."

"Yes, Chrom. I love you tons, you are the bestest." A yellow Nopon child then burst out of the closet, an angry expression on his face.

"Heropon Riki beeeeeeesssteeeeesssstttt!" he shouted in slow motion.

Garon leaned over, closer to Chrom. He whispered, "why do so many people hide in our closet?" "I...I don't know."

The Nopon child advanced toward Chromaron. "Take back what you said about Heropon Riki!"

"Never! I love Chrom too much!" Garon was scared. Chrom was, too, but he had to protect his lover. Chrom picked up the Nopon and drop kicked him out the window. The terrifying Nopon had caused Garon much stress. Chrom could sense this, and let Garon sleep for the rest of the night.

The next morning, Garon sat up in his bed and saw a familiar figure in a deep purple cloak, but there was something...different about the wearer. But this slightly off figure wasn't the only other one in the room. Garon's adopted daughter, Kamui, was there too! MaRobin glanced behind his shoulder to look at Garon and mouthed "time to tip the scales," with a mischievous grin on his face, and then he flicked his tongue. He then proceeded to stroke Kamui affectionately with a tactical nuke. This shocking turn of events caused Garon to pass out.

When he came to, MaRobin and Kamui were gone, and Chrom was standing over him, a look of worry on his face. "My love, are you ok?" "Another Robin-daughter-tactical nuke-" Garon stammered. "Slow down. Tell me what happened," Chrom responded.

Garon explained what happened to him. Chrom paused, as if thinking, and then sat down. If it was true that a male Robin existed as well, then he would be incredibly thirsty for booty-regardless of whose, so long as they were female. A male Robin would even dare to do it-without an S support. But there was a more current matter-Garon hadn't had breakfast yet and was hungry.