Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 2
Chrom and Garon walked down to the dining room/kitchen, where Chrom had recently finished making fish stick pancakes before he had gone upstairs. He served some to Garon, who took a bite and said, "these are great!" But at that moment, none other than MaRobin and Kamui came careening into the room, passionately making out! Garon was paralyzed with shock. Chrom had to protect his lover. Chrom underwent a magical girl transformation, and suddenly wore a French maid outfit! He pulled out a flyswatter and proceeded to slap MaRobin and Kamui with it until they left. Chrom's outfit then reverted back to his onesie and cape. He let Garon eat his breakfast in peace.
Meanwhile, Lucina wandered the streets of Smashville, not quite sure where she was headed. All she knew was that Shulk should've been the Lord's-not Snake's. Now she was forced to try to get Garon again. She continued to wander the streets, hanging her head down, not looking where she was going. This caused her to run into an unfamiliar figure, knocking both of them down.
Lucina got up first, and looked toward the figure. It was a super sexy mech robot. "Oh, God, I'm so sorry," Lucina apologized. "It's okay," Face Nemesis responded with robot sounds. "I'm fine." What Lucina didn't know was that Face Nemesis had once been in love with Jesus, just like Lucina.
Face Nemesis could see the emotional longing in Lucina's eyes. "Hey, are you ok?" Face Nemesis asked. "Actually...no." "Oh? What is the problem?" "Well...I fell in love with someone, only too late." "Oh...I know exactly how you feel. I've had the same happen to me. ...Hey, on the count of three, let's tell each other his name." They both counted. "One...Two...Three… Jesus!" exclaimed Lucina while Face Nemesis exclaimed "Shulk!"
"Oh, hey, I know Shulk! He's my therapist. So, who did Shulk fall for over you?" Lucina asked.
Face Nemesis answered, "some girl named...Lucy? Rukina? Leukemia?"
"L-Lucina?"
"Yes, that's her name!"
Lucina's face turned white. "I-I-I'm Lucina…" she stammered.
"whatwhatWHAT!? ...No, it's alright. I heard he got together with Solid Snake-he doesn't feel romantically attracted toward you anymore either. Let's be friends," Face Nemesis said, as she extended her arm for a handshake. Lucina slowly grabbed Face Nemesis' sharp hand, and they shook.
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