Chapter 3

MaRobin and Kamui walked into the recently restored Shirasagi Castle, holding hands. Takumi walked up to them. "How did the plan go?" he asked. "It went well at first, but then we ran into an...unexpected problem." MaRobin responded. At that moment, Princess Sakura walked in, too. MaRobin instantly let go of Kamui's hand, angering her, and just like that, he was next to Sakura. He would do it without an S support. Takumi continued to ask questions. "What was this unexpected problem?" "Chrom...he underwent a magical girl transformation. He was too powerful." Kamui then walked over to MaRobin and bitch slapped him! "Ouch" said MaRobin with pain. However, he secretly enjoyed it-MaRobin is also into BDSM. Or rather, he's into everything. While this was happening, Princess Hinoka entered the room as well. However, Ryoma did not enter, since he'd committed the sudoku, but was having trouble aligning all of the numbers perfectly.

Back in Smashville, Lucina and Face Nemesis continued wandering the streets until Lucina bumped into a not-as-sexy mech robot. Lucina looked up as the not-as-sexy mech robot's cockpit opened-It was King De-Sailor Uranus, and the mech was the one from the bootleg NGE! "Lucina! In the name of Uranus, I challenged you! But you never showed up! Now, we duel! There is no chance to escape!" Face Nemesis then said "Oh...Later!" and flew away. "Goddammit…" Lucina muttered.

Lucina unsheathed Falchion, ready to fight. Sailor Uranus did whatever they do in NGE, but then an Obama Angel appeared. It was Sailor Uranus' job to help eliminate Obama Angels, so she looked at Lucina. "You get a break this time, but next time it'll be different!" A green light surrounded Lucina, and she disappeared with a flash.

Chrom, Garon, and Lissa were crowded around Lucina, who was lying on the floor. Lucina opened her eyes and saw the three of them. "Wha...what happened?" she asked. "Thank Naga you're safe! I used my Rescue staff to get you out of there," Lissa answered. Chrom opened his mouth, as if to add something, but then closed it. "My...I think I need to rest," said Lucina. But she was too lazy to get up and walk to a bed, so she just fell asleep on the floor.

Chrom and Garon went into another room. "Honey…I'm worried about Lucina. I think she wants to break us up," said Garon. Chrom had an idea. "I know how to get her to stop-let's focus her attention elsewhere." "But where, my love?" Chrom pondered, and then his eyes narrowed. "GameFAQS." Garon let out a small gasp.

Chrom walked over to Ylisstol's new computer, and opened Google Chrom, and he went to GameFAQS. "Alright, what should her username be?" he asked Garon. "How about… Xxx_Luc1n4_xxX?" "Perfect."

When Lucina woke up, there was a piece of paper next to her. It had a username and password for her for a site called GameFAQS. The username was "Xxx_Luc1n4_xxX" and (she didn't know it) the password was Chrom's social security number, 7.

Lucina went to her room at Smash Mansion and walked over to her closet. She pulled out her new laptop and logged into GameFAQS with her new account. A smirk came over her face and she went over to the Super Smash Bros. for Wii U board and posted her first topic: "Who is best waifu?" Logically, the opening post was "It's Jesus, right?"

The first response was from PrincessPeachToadstool. "Uh, no, it's me." Of course, xX_Z3ldA69_Xx responded to that with "girl please." Then, ScaleTipper01 posted, "ladies, please. You're all best waifu ;)" Lucina muttered to herself, "perfect. Let the waifu war begin."