Chapter 4

Zelda was confused. How could people think they're better waifus than her? She had the Triforce of Wisdom! How was that not enough to make her best? During her pondering, her new roommate, a Nyaruko-slam poster, walked in with a new School of Smash uniform. "Wow, Nyaruko-slam, you look nice in that school uniform," commented Zelda.

"YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME!" retorted the Nyaruko-slam poster.

"No, I'm serious!" Zelda responded.

"Yeah, right, bitch! He's mine, back off!"

"Who?"

"What?"

Lucina could hear the argument in the room across the hall from hers. "Great. They've begun fighting. My plan continues." Then, Morgan entered the room through the window. "Hey, sis!"

"Whoa, Morgan, what the hell? How'd you get in here?"

"The window. Duh."

Elsewhere in Smash Mansion, Shulk was looking for Solid Snake. He wasn't sure where Snake was. There were only 2 rooms he hadn't checked, so he walked into the nearest one. In the corner, he saw...Master Hand? Master Hand was reading a comic book, except it appeared to be backwards, and in black and white. Shulk activated Monado Speed, and ran over to the corner, picking up the book. He looked at the cover. "By Bionis…" Master Hand made a weird hand (body?) gesture.

"I-It's not what it looks like!"

"But, Master Hand...I thought you hated…" Master Hand was reading none other than Neon Genesis Evangelion!

"I can explain!"

Then, Crazy Hand floated in, holding a sandwich. "Hey, Master Hand, did we run out of musta...oh my Sakurai." Crazy Hand stuttered, as his sandwich fell to the floor. Master Hand drooped. Now not only did Crazy Hand know the truth, but a fighter did, too! He pointed at Shulk. "If you tell anyone, I'll fire you!"