Chapter 5

Face Nemesis and Lucina were at the park, sitting on a bench. Well, only Face Nemesis was on the bench due to her size; Lucina had to sit on the ground next to the mech. Face Nemesis closed her robot eyes and sighed.

"Ah, the breeze feels so good...I wish every day could be like this."

"I agree. In the future, we didn't have anything like this. We didn't have Jesus, either." Face Nemesis handed Lucina a sandwich, and Lucina took a bite.

"So? What do you think?"

"This is great! It tastes so good!"

"Really?"

"It's amazing!"

"Oh, Lucina, you say that every day…Even though I only met you like yesterday. "

"Not quite. It's always delicious, but today it's amazing." Face Nemesis breathed a robotic sigh of relief, but it was short-lived.

Just then, the bushes nearby rustled. Lucina and Face Nemesis both turned to face the bush, as Peach popped out. She frolicked over to Lucina and said, "How dare you suggest I'm not best waifu!" With that, she bitch slapped Lucina and floated away daintily on her parasol. Lucina glared.

"Oh, it is on. On like Donkey Kong." But there was a more current matter. They were out of sandwiches, and they were still hungry.