Chapter 6

Lucina and Face Nemesis walked into the Smash Mansion cafeteria, which was also open to friends and family of Smashers. As a matter of fact, Chrom and Garon were there too. Lucina sat across from Chrom, while Face Nemesis went somewhere else, as she was like 3 times the height of everyone else. "Father," Lucina said in a cold voice. Garon could sense the tension. Everyone at the table remained quiet, until Lucina slapped Chrom with a chicken finger. Pit, who saw this, immediately shouted "FOOD FIGHT!" Chrom grabbed a fish stick, and he and Lucina began to duel. There was much intensity, as fish clashed on chicken. Bread crumbs flew.

Garon picked up a turkey and threw it at Solid Snake, knocking him unconscious. Shulk ran over and held Snake in his arms. "Snake? Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaake!"

Lucina glanced at Shulk, giving Chrom time to slap her with a fish stick. Robin gasped, then grabbed a lunch tray. "TIME TO TIP THE SCALES!" she shouted as she threw it at Chrom. However, another lunch tray flew, and knocked Robin's off course so it hit Takumi, who had just entered, instead. "Checkmate," proclaimed MaRobin monotonously. Then, he grabbed another lunch tray. "Here's how it's done," he said in the same monotonous voice. He threw it, and it hit FeRobin in the face, knocking her off her feet and into unconsciousness.

However, MaRobin's victory was short-lived. Chrom and Garon ran at MaRobin with fish sticks, staggering MaRobin. Unfortunately, they had underestimated the power of infinite grinding-MaRobin had maxed his HP. He wasn't down yet.

MaRobin picked up yet another lunch tray and threw it at Lucina. It hit her in the stomach just as she jumped at Peach, but MaRobin had also underestimated the power of infinite grinding. Lucina's jump strike was canceled, and she crashed to the floor, but she still had some HP left. Shulk pulled out the Monado, and it opened up, although there was no beam of light. "Monado...PEPPER!" Shulk screamed, and the Monado unleashed a stream of Dr. Pepper at Lucina, fully revitalizing her.

Lucina turned back toward Chrom, and grabbed another chicken finger. Chrom and Lucina continued to fight, until Palutena came in and to ruined the fun. She was furious, and unleashed Heavenly Light onto the two Ylisseans-but it was actually lemonade, not light. Heavenly Lemonade, bitch. Lucina blacked out.