Lucina was ready to begin her master plan. She untied herself (it was a square knot), snuck into Master Hand's room and placed a note, forged in Crazy Hand's writing. She hid in a closet as Master Hand entered and read the note. He made a thumbs up to absolutely no one.
The next day at lunch, Master Hand floated in. "Excuse me, but I have an announcement. It has come to my attention that Jesus is, indeed, best waifu. That is all." with that, he left.
Peach and Zelda shot out of their chairs and simultaneously said, "he did not just say that! I'm best waifu!" they turned toward each other and both said, "No way, nerd! It's me!" Still in her seat, Bayonetta smirked. "Awfully cheeky, aren't we? Why don't we settle this with a good, old-fashioned waifu war?" Bayonetta realized what she said and how stupid the concept was. Palutena stood up, now. "I agree, for some reason. But even still, do you really think you stand a chance against a goddess?" From his seat, Pit added, "Yeah! Go, Lady Palutena!" Dark Pi-I mean, Sailor Neptune tossed a roll at Pit and knocked him out.
The males fled the room, because they usually cannot be waifus since they were male. Well, all but a few. MaRobin hid behind a trash can and watched the sexy girl fight begin. He thought of Lucina, and realized a waifu war must have been her plan all along. "Now, she's thinking with portals."
Peach somehow pulled out a turnip from the tile floor and threw it, but Rosalina used her space waifu powers to draw the turnip toward her, and then vomited because the turnip was covered with the toxic tile-dust. Meanwhile, Bayonetta, Sheik, and Zero Skill Spamus were having a combo fight in midair, just like in the episode of Dragon Ball Z Lucina and Robin watched the other night. It was a pretty okayish episode.
Severa drew her sword and pointed it at Face Nemesis, proc'ing Vengeance. "SAY GOODNIGHT!" she shouted, and jumped at Face Nemesis. She slashed open the cockpit, and inside was….Fiora Kirby? Fiora Kirby pulled out two daggers and launched at Severa. "Unh! Thooo! Kos Impaact!" poyo'd Fiora Kirby, his baby voice filled with murderous intent, cutting Severa. "B-baka! You cut me!"
Lucina grinned as the girls kept fighting, until another girl hit her with something pointy. Lucina turned around and drew Falchion, ready to fight this waifu who dared challenge her and her love for Jesus. Marth pulled out her own Falchion, and the two clashed, Marth parrying Lucina's strikes. "Minna, mitete kure!" Marth said, and the other waifus suddenly stopped and looked at Marth. Even Bayonetta, Sheik, and Zero Skill Spamus did, still in midair. But as soon as Marth finished saying it, everyone resumed.
Kamui clashed with FeRobin, but called for a time-out. She spotted MaRobin and walked over. "Hey babe, let's get out of here." MaRobin agreed, but he secretly thought Lucina was best waifu. Lucina had to survive this fight. He cast Arcfire to create a diversion, and Lucina fled the cafeteria.
