Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 9
Lucina knew that no woman was safe in the Smash Mansion for now. She fled to Ylisstol (which was actually just down the road, believe it or not), completely unaware of what-or who-awaited her thereā¦.
Lucina entered her room there and plopped down on the bed. "Good. Now those other, subpar waifus will destroy each other, and Jesus shall reign supreme!" She let out a surprisingly evil laugh, but just then, a figure emerged from the shadows. It was Lucina's mother! "Wait, mom? How'd you get here already?" FeRobin ignored Lucina's remark. She was ready to destroy even her own daughter if it meant she'd be best waifu. She advanced toward Lucina and pulled out a red book. "I'm sorry, sweetie, but I'm best waifu, and by the gods I'll prove it, dammit! BALOGNANONE!" But Robin didn't just cast Balognanone (which is different than Bolganone)-she did it while doing the hella swag Mage GBA crit animation.
The room was engulfed in an inferno. When the flames settled, FeRobin gasped. She didn't realize Morgan had been in the room as well, and Dual Guarded Lucina! Then, Chrom and Garon burst in. "Lucina! We know what you've done! We know you tried to start World War Waifu! And because of that, WE'RE REVOKING YOUR GAMEFAQS ACCOUNT. But not just that...you're banned from going to Church!" Lucina fainted from shock, and Chrom and Garon began to exit the building.
They made it to the front door, but were stopped by Pete from Animal Crossing. "I have a letter for a...Mr. Garon?Is there a Mr. Garon here?" he announced. "That would be me," Garon responded. "Here you go," said Pete as he handed the letter and then flew away, off into the sunset, only he flew too close and burned up. Garon opened the letter.
"King Garon of Nohr,
You have been formally invited to join the next installment of Smash Bros., Super Smash Bros 5. I sincerely hope you will accept my offer.
From, the Smash God
Masahiro Sakurai"
Garon couldn't believe it. He was going to be in Sma5h!? "Sorry, Chrom, but I'm in Smash now. I can't love you anymore. Please understand." Chrom broke into tears. Their eternal love was not truly eternal.
And that is why you do not question why Garfield hates Mondays.
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