Takumi had finally made it out of Castle Krakenburg, and ran all the way to Cheve. He was preparing to leave Cheve, when he heard footsteps from behind him that landed in a seductive rhythm. A mysterious, almost eerie music began to play.
Takumi turned around to face the source of these anomalies. From the shadow cast by the border wall, a figure walked out in a seductive manner. It was Guile! Takumi gasped, and Guile opened his mouth. "Are you man enough to fight with me?" With that, the eerie music stopped, and a new music began to play-Guile's Theme, and the Street Fighter II version at that! Takumi knew he couldn't defeat Guile, but he had no choice. He knew his Fuujin Yumi couldn't even mildly injure Guile, so he prepared a different fighting style.
"Kikoken!" Takumi shouted, and launched a ball of energy at Guile. Unfortunately for Takumi, his 0% Magic growth meant it fizzled out before it even became close to Guile, who smirked. In a flash, Guile had rushed up to Takumi, and jump kicked him. Takumi was knocked down, and Guile began to sweep kick Takumi repeatedly. Eventually, Takumi's health bar depleted, and he was knocked into the air and immediately fell backwards, all in slow motion. The letters KO suddenly appeared, and Guile struck a triumphant pose. However, this was only round one.
Round two was just as brutal. In fact, Guile went with the exact same tactics, yet Takumi still lost. Guile struck the same triumphant pose, and glared at Takumi. "Go home and be a family man." Takumi was barely able to stand, and hobbled away back to Shirasagi Castle.
At Shirasagi Castle, Takumi walked into his room and plopped onto his bed. However, he had little time to rest from his recent beating, because Ryoma then entered the room. "B-Brother!? But how!? Everyone thought you committed the sudoku!" "I did, Takumi. I did commit the sudoku. But you see...I was on Casual mode. And...I met a lobster companion." With that, Walhart the Conqueror walked in, wearing his crimson lobster armor. "Takumi, this is Walmart." "Fool! It's Walhart!" "Yes. Anyway, Walmart and I plan to raise a lobster army. With that, we can win this war against the Nohrians." Takumi, being the idiot he is, forgot to warn Ryoma of Guile, Nohr's greatest, most undefeatable warrior.
Takumi was stressed by Ryoma's plan. He decided to walk around the Hoshidan Capital to relieve it, but he was crying. Suddenly, he stopped when he passed a pink-haired loli. "Madoka, is that you?" "No! Jesus fricking Christ why does everybody ask me that," responded this mysterious girl. Then, Takumi thought to himself, "wait, who's Madoka anyway? And why does she have lookalikes everywhere?" with that, he resumed crying.
He continued to cry, as the salty tears obscured his sight. Since he couldn't see properly, he bumped into Camilla's breasts and fell over. "Oh my~ If it isn't the darling little Prince Takumi of Hoshido?~" she said seductively, and extended her hand to help Takumi get back up. But as soon as Takumi stood up, he blacked out.
When he woke up, he was in his bedroom. Camilla was there. She looked sexy, and Takumi was horny. "You know, darling Takumi, you've got some pretty sweet action figures here." "T-thanks…" Suddenly, before either of them knew what was happening, the two ended up on top of Takumi's bed. They began to have sex. "Oh, Camilla…" he moaned. Then, he said, "You're awfully two-dimensional. And made of paper." "Pay it no heed, little princeling." However, inside the box, things were different. "Snake, why is someone making odd noises and hitting our box?" "These action figures... They're pretty good."
