Chapter 7

When they came to, Takumi and Owain were unsure where they were. All they knew was it wasn't where they were before, and Lucina wasn't with them. In the corner slept none other than the Nohrian princess Camilla. Takumi didn't want to wake her up in response to the other night, but he was trumped when Owain shouted, "AH! MY ACHING BLOOD!" With that, Camilla rubbed her eyes. "Ah, the lovely Prince Takumi. And it seems my little brother's retainer is here too?" Owain held a finger to his lips. "You shut up!" he scolded Camilla with his eyes. Camilla didn't quite get it, and decided to follow the two.

They exited their room, and found themselves in what appeared to be a warehouse. "My, how strange~" cooed Camilla, but Takumi covered her mouth. He had seen a Nyaruko-Slam poster nearby. "This must be where they're made…" he thought to himself. The three hid beyond a crate, but unfortunately for them, another Nyaruko-Slam poster had been hung up on the wall. "Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam!" it exclaimed, alerting the other Nyaruko-Slam posters. The Royals were surrounded once more. However, before the posters could attack, everyone heard a window shatter. Camilla and Takumi looked in the direction of the sound, and saw many red things fly through the broken window and land with a plop. This strange event had made the Nyaruko-Slam posters wary, but their alertness wasn't enough to stop what awaited them.

Hundreds of lobsters crawled toward the crowd menacingly, clashing their claws. Then, Ryoma the Lobster Lord flew through the window. "Lobster army, advance!" he yelled, and the lobsters jumped up as A Dark Fall (Fire) began to play in the background, even though Ryoma is the only Hoshidan royal who doesn't have that track play. The posters were no match for the sheer lobster power, and were torn to shreds.

The front doors to the warehouse were cut down, and in rode Walmart on his horse. "Today, we conquer the poster factory! Tomorrow, the world!" Lobster Lord Ryoma and the rest of his lobster army then turned toward the back of the building. Unfortunately(?) for them, the three Royals had rushed ahead during the chaos of the lobster's onslaught.

The three kept running around crates and avoiding any Nyaruko-Slam posters. Of course, any they passed were torn up by the lobsters that followed them. They turned a corner, but they had gained too much momentum, and crashed into Mariotehplumber, knocking everyone over. Mariotehplumber sat up, and looked at Camilla. "Oh, great. More proof that Nintendo is a hentai." Camilla gave him a sensual hug in response, but he was too scrubby to appreciate it. Then, the three moved on. But little did they know, Mariotehplumber had slipped a revolver into Camilla's bra without her noticing and for seemingly no reason.

The trio continued to maneuver around crates until Owain stopped suddenly. "Ssh...Listen to the winds of fate!" With that, some kickass music began to play, and a true American emerged from around the corner of the crate. "Are you man enough to fight with me?" Guile declared. Obviously,it was a rhetorical question-nobody is man enough to fight with Guile. Takumi gazed at Guile, unwilling to engage him after his last beating. But then, he had an idea. "Guuiileee! Whyyyy don't yoooouuuu join us?" "Hahaha, why would I ever join a bunch of amateurs!" "...Come on…" "Well...ok." Now that they had the undefeatable Guile on their side, they rushed onward. However, they came across a magical barrier of magic that only Takumi could cross for reasons. For some reason, he decided to reach into Camilla's bra and pulled out the revolver that had just so conveniently happened to have been placed there. Then, he crossed the barrier.