Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 2
Takumi had packed up his belongings and was ready to depart to the Smash Mansion and move in with his secret lover, Bayonetta-Master Hand did let the lovers of Smashers reside there. However, before he could even exit Castle Shirasagi, thousands of red lobsters stormed the castle, back from conquering the poster factory. "Go, my lobster companions. You have earned your rest," commanded Ryoma.
But the lobsters were ruthless. As they passed Takumi, they shredded up the pack containing his belongings. Takumi glared. "Oh, that's it!" He drew a Crescent Bow and proc'd Astra for all four hits, hitting lobster after lobster in vengeance. He grabbed a new pack and continued on his way.
Oboro gazed longingly at Takumi from in the hedges. "Oh, my liege...I will make you mine…"
After a few days, Takumi had finally arrived at the Smash Mansion. However, he knew Garon's room was near the front entrance. He couldn't risk passing by and having Garon spot him. Instead, Takumi began scaling the wall, and crawled through Bayonetta's window. She was lying on her bed, sucking a lollipop. She heard the clunk as he fell to the floor, and rolled over. "What a unique entrance, my sweet. Awfully devoted, aren't we?"
"I'm sorry, Bayonetta, but I've had a rough trip. I think I'll just rest." Takumi climbed into the bed with her, and tried to fall asleep.
Bayonetta played with Takumi's hair. "You're so cute, my darling…" She nibbled on Takumi's hair. It tasted like an off-brand pineapple.
Before they could get it on further, Lucina kicked down the door and shot Bayonetta. Takumi watched Bayonetta collapse onto the floor. "What the frick!?"
Then, Lucina pointed the gun at Takumi. "Follow me."
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