Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 5
Garon was back in his room, grooming his luscious beard again and humming his favorite song until some hot, steamy commotion started happening in the next room. In there, Cloud was up-airing Jigglypuff's jigglypuffs sensually, and Jigglypuff gave Cloud's "Buster Sword" some jiggly puffs. In other words, they were fighting each other to the death.
"I can't believe this," said Garon with disgust. "Where's the Toon Link? He's probably bestest for Ji-"
But before Garon could ponder further, his sock drawer burst open, and that one yellow Nopon popped out his head-body (what's the difference?) "HEROPON RIKI BEEEEEEEEEESTEEEEEESSSSST!" he shouted, as per usual.
But Garon was fed up. "You know what? No. Heropon Riki isn't bestest. Stop spreading this fake bullshit, you little yellow frick."
However, this only angered Riki's number one fan further. "HEROPON RIKI BESTEST," he shouted again, and the two launched into battle, Garon wielding his trusty Bölverk, and the Nopon youngling wielding his faith in Riki. The two clashed over and over, as Garon's other clothes, bed coverings, and hair products went flying around the room. Next door, Cloud and Jigglypuff stopped what they were doing, and left to go get some pizza.
When it all settled, Garon was lying on the floor. "Heropon Riki bestest," said the Nopon a final time, and he spat next to Garon and then left to go spread the word of the bestestness of Heropon Riki elsewhere.
Garon awoke hours later in the infirmary, Dr. Mario treating his wounds. "Datsa quite-a beating you-a took-a back-a there," he violently gestured with his hands, since he's Italian. "You-a very-a lucky if you-a can fight-a within da week-a. Any-a-way-a, you-a free to go." So, Garon left.
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