Chapter 6

At the same time as Garon's clash with Riki's fan on the other end of the building, a shitfest had broken out. Everyone there was in fear as Lucina and the Morgans kept trying to send people to the Shadow Realm. Takumi had taken to hiding inside Bowser's room. Unfortunately for him and Bowser, Duck Hunt Dog had taken shelter too. They were trying to hide, but Duck Hunt Dog just couldn't stop doing that shitty laugh and smile he always does, Jesus fricking Christ. And who would've guessed that such incessant laughing would cause them to be detected?

A gunshot could be heard as FeMorgan said, "time to go to the Shadow Realm!" With that, the door to Bowser's room was sent to the Shadow Realm.

"N-now look, Morgan. Hear me out," Takumi pleaded.

FeMorgan momentarily lowered her gun. "Alright. What?"

Takumi knew this was his only chance. "What if only two of us three walked out? What if we sacrificed someone, for the others' safety?" "I don't see why not. Who's the sacrifice?" Takumi and Bowser both knew instantly Duck Hunt Dog had to go, so they both picked him up and threw him at Morgan, who raised her gun and fired. "To the Shadow Realm!"

When that settled, FeMorgan began laughing maniacally. Takumi and Bowser were visibly nervous by this sudden shift. Morgan looked them both dead in the eyes. "You fools! Did you really think I'd let you all go? You really are easily bamboozled."

Bowser gasped. "What do you mean!?"

Morgan then proceeded to rip off her own head-revealing it was actually a mask, and underneath was none other than Drowsee! "This was all a trick. I deceived you." Drowsee drowsee'd. Drowsee was about to send our hero(?) and Bowser to the Shadow Realm, when some sweet string jazz kicked in. A black blur landed behind Drowsee, and a disembodied voice sang out, "you'll never see it comiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing! You see, that my mind is, too fast for eyes!" Takumi and Bowser had been saved, by the glorious almighty power of the Persona 5 OST! And Joker, too, but he isn't as important to this story's plot (or is he?). Joker, Bowser, and Takumi initiated an All-Out-Attack, their best hope for defeating the truly malicious force that is Drowsee. Of course, this did Drowsee in, as it was his Last Surprise. They then fled the scene, the Persona 5 victory theme kicking in.