Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 7
Olimar was confused. This was the Shadow Realm? It looked just like the real world. All that was different was now he couldn't tell whether it'd rain or not, it was too overcast. And did that bathroom's assigned gender swap? The h*ck was going on here? These weird rainbow feathers he'd found earlier sure didn't seem to serve any purpose, but h*ck did they look nice. Still didn't explain that dramatic noise he heard when he picked them up.
Suddenly, his blood ran cold, and one of his h*cka gay Pikmin grabbed onto his leg (lewd?). He heard someone teleport behind him. "Heh. Nothing personal, kid…" Nyaruko-slam said tauntingly. "I'll be taking that Dragoon piece you got there. Give it to me!" She performed an offensive slam jam gambit, and Olimar dropped the Dragoon piece. Seizing the opportunity, Nyaruko-slam grabbed it. "Yes! That's two now. Soon, I can assemble the real deal, and break out of here! Watch out, Lucina…." Little did Nyaruko-slam know, you could just leave the Shadow Realm by walking out the front door of the Shadow Smash Mansion; all you needed was the house key located in the 3rd floor unisex bathroom in the recreational wing to unlock the front door, although the key only materializes on Tuesdays and also Jewish holidays.
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