Just a little sin I've been working on for a few years now nbd
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 91 - Words: 47,556 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: Aug 8, 2018 - Published: Nov 25, 2017 - Status: Complete - id: 12736450
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Chapter 8
There was a yelp as Lucina sent the last Luma to the Shadow Realm, nerfing Rosalina forever. "Good. But all this Shadow Realm business sure is making me thirsty," she complained. Then it hit her-this was the perfect place and time for a Diet Coke ad. So, she reached into her inventory and pulled out a nice, cold, refreshing Diet Coke, and drank it. She then turned to the reader and said in a chipper voice, "I may be an antagonist now, but that doesn't mean I can't still love the great, refreshing taste of Diet Coke!" and gave a thumbs up and winning smile. Down the hall, she could hear MaMorgan do a Diet Coke ad as well.
Editor's note: What
Of course, these Diet Coke ads weren't for fun. No, Lucina had a plan. She would make Diet Coke become the supreme soda, and overthrow the manifestation of all that is good in the universe, Dr. Pepper. And who could stop her? She could just send them to the Shadow Realm. And once Diet Coke garnered enough support, all she would need to do would be to kill Dr. Pepper himself.
Miles away, Dr. Barack Obama-Pepper could sense this disturbance in the balance of sodadom. He knew Diet Coke would try this again some day. He just didn't expect it to be so soon.
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