Chapter 8.5

Elsewhere, in the Smash Mansion's basement, a Mii Fighter (Gunner) is sitting in a dark room, staring at several computer screens. If a smartly dressed businessman had scheduled a meeting with him and walked into the room, he might have noticed a dull brass nameplate reading 'editor'. Said businessman may have noticed the look of utter confusion playing across the Mii's face, if Miis were capable of such facial expression. If the businessman were to take a peek at the various monitors, he may notice what appears to be utter garbage, transformed into writing, clogging up one of the screens. Of course, our Mii has no such contacts, nor is he an actual editor. The Mii, having enough of the trash splayed across his screen, decided to take matters into his own hands. If one were a mind reader, one might hear the Mii's thoughts: "I could probably fix this somehow. Just a few mino- well, major edits, maybe even changing a chapter or two…" Of course, mind readers are in short supply (and aren't in Smash), so it is not likely that one is reading this Mii's mind at this moment. "GRAGRGRRAH" muttered the Mii really loudly, probably too loud to be considered a mutter. However, the Mii could say nothing else, as Miis cannot talk in Smash. His circular hands (incapable of holding anything not glued in, such as the blaster fused with his arm), mashed the keyboard until the best edits he could make (without the writer firing him) were completed. It wasn't enough. The Mii Fighter, accidentally firing a few shots into the wall, took matters into his own hands. He would make"Garon's Royal Harem "into the single best story ever written. The Mii stood up, left his office, and walked down the stairs, deep underground under the Smash Mansion, and paused at a door labeled 'Author'. He blasted the door open with his neutral a, then walking in. The writer, a Mii Fighter (Swordsman), was playing Fire Emblem Heroes in an unlit corner, staring at his Daily Orbs in reverence. The Gunner walked over to the computer, and began typing. He would write the best chapter. He could fix this mess. He could save the story.

Editor's Note: However, some dreams remain dreams forever, and he resigned himself to writing this chapter. Back to your regularly scheduled unhinged madness.