I'm soooo sorry for how long it's been. My family is in the process of packing up our house since we're moving across state, and I've been busy as hell. This move is gonna be a bit of a long haul, but I'll be doing my best to continue with updates and such. Just bear with me, I guess.
Anywho, here is part 2 of the bloopers. Please enjoy.
And without further ado, on with the show!
The Alchemist Bonus Chapter:
Act 1 Bloopers, part 2
Chapter 9
Ironhide: Hey man, I thought you could use a friend
Orion: (slyly) I sure could. Think you could cheer me up?
Ironhide: (Also slyly) Nothing cheers me up like a big cup of cocoa
Orion: Good thing I've got some cocoa beans to spare
Me: For the last time! I am not making this an Orion x Ironhide smut fic! If you two want it that badly, write your own!
Ironhide: I'd say I want it.
Me: For the love of God...
Chapter 10
*Soundwave picks up the Chimera bird egg and holds it up to the sky*
Literally everyone: Nants ingonyama bagithi baba/ Sithi uhm ingonyama/ Nants ingonyama bagithi baba/ Sithi uhm ingonyama/ Ingonyama/ Siyo Nqoba/ Ingonyama Ingonyama nengw' enamabala!
Starscream: *Screeching* LOOK IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING LION Y'ALL DIPSHITS!
Arcee: STARSCREAM I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!
Chapter 11
Wheeljack: So, I guess I lost my fucking legs.
Wheeljack: Just like that. They're gone.
Wheeljack: Wonderful. Fucking wonderful.
Wheeljack: HEY LOOK Y'ALL! I'M THE GODDAMN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST MOTHER-FUCKERS!
Wheeljack: JUST LOST MY FUCKING LEGS TO A DOOR Y'ALL! 'AINT THAT NEAT!?
Me: Jackie, your supposed to be unconscious
And that's all for now guys! Read and review! Pretend that long-ass gap between chapters didn't happen.
~Mother Universe signing out!
