Chapter 9

Everyone sighed in unison. "Really?" Anyway, they pulled out their Stands...Lucina knew she was outmatched. Her 「 E」couldn't beat one person by itself, let alone two. But she was saved once again, as more figures dropped into the Shadow Realm-one was Akira! As he fell, his clothes changed to his Phantom Thief outfit. He was here to help Lucina, with his new 「 E」. After him fell Greninja (pls nerf), and the totally unforced Yu Narukami, wow! Nobody really knew what was happening anymore, so they all just kinda started fighting, 3-on-3. But was Lucina's team at a disadvantage, as Yu didn't have a 「STAND」? Of course, everyone else's Stands needed stats.

Akira's 「 E」

Power: B

Speed: A

Durability: C

Range: D

Precision: B

Potential: A

Bayonetta's 「 N」

Power: E

Speed: A

Durability: A

Range: C

Precision: A

Potential: E

Dark Pit's 「 Y」

Power: B

Speed: C

Range: C

Durability: B

Precision: D

Potential: A

Greninja's 「 G」

Power: A

Speed: A

Durability: D

Range: C

Precision: E

Potential: C

Greninja rushed at Lucina, who quickly sidestepped. However, she was only unable to dodge Greninja himself, as his Stand slapped her. Her vision went hazy, and next thing she knew, everything was….math equations? She could only barely tell friend from foe because of the colors of the numbers. Meanwhile, Yu and Akira tried to rush at Bayonetta. She tried to ready herself, but suddenly Akira disappeared. In the next moment, he'd gotten right behind her! She never saw him coming, as his mind was too fast for eyes. He quickly delivered a slash to her legs, and she tripped. She was done in, by the time it hit her-her last surprise. The combo was about to continue as Yu rushed at her, but then, the very gravity itself changed! It was the work of 「 N」, which set the gravity to that of the moon. Bayonetta stood up, and unleashed her own combo on poor Yu. He wasn't familiar at all with non-Earth gravity, leaving him completely helpless as Bayonetta kicked him over and over, following each up with several gunshots.

Lucina was trying to understand what the hell was happening here, as Dark Pit ran up to her, 「 Y」readying its fist. Lucina took a swift punch, and tried reacting. However, she found her movements had been slowed! She looked down, and saw….more math equations. 2+3x=7y/0. Great. But she could still feel-and knew her feet were being frozen over, and it was spreading upwards. She knew she had to counteract this somehow, and tried using 「 E」. ...But it wouldn't work. Her Stand wasn't responding.

She felt the ice proceed to freeze more and more of her body, up to her waist now. She tried her Stand again, but still nothing. Dark Pit smirked, and used his completely overpowered Electroshock Arm. Lucina felt the ice crack, as she went flying backwards from the impact. However...her lower legs had shattered. It was at that moment that her Stand finally activated, but something was different…

「 : A C T 2」

Power: A

Speed: B

Durability: C

Range: C/user's choice (time travel ability only)

Precision: C

Potential: D

Lucina rewound time, this time only affecting herself. When her time went back to normal, her legs were back, and she could see normal again. She reached behind her, and luckily managed to grab Greninja's tongue. She swung him around somehow, and then threw him at Dark Pit-the collision KO'd them both.

With the other two gone, Lucina could now help with the fight against Bayonetta. Through some hax bullshit, she used Farore's Wind and teleported near Akira. What she wasn't prepared for was moon gravity, thanks to Bayonetta's Stand. She hadn't accounted for it, and ended up teleporting well above where she intended to. Seeing her chance, Bayonetta returned gravity to normal, and Lucina plummeted to the ground. But before she could get back up, Face Nemesis came crashing down, too! Bayonetta's next teammate had arrived. She winked seductively, then jumped backwards, letting that sexy robot take over the fight.

Yu pulled out a tarot card and crushed it in his hand, commanding Izanagi to use Ziodyne. Unfortunately, he wasn't fast enough, and Face Nemesis flew up to him before the spell could be complete. And then came 「 D」. Lucina and Akira watched as Yu Narukami sprouted cat ears and a tail, slowly becoming Yu Nyarukami. But this catgirl transformation couldn't beat him. "Izanyagi!" he shouted, and fired off another Ziodyne, this time being successful. The lightning struck Face Nemesis, causing her to short-circuit. Bayonetta's confidence suddenly faltered, and she knew she'd been beat. "I surrender," she said. At that moment, Olimar ran up, holding the key. "Hey, guys, we can leave!" He unlocked the front door, and everyone returned to the real world except Olimar himself.