Chapter 2

Chrom was back in Ylisstol, lost and confused on what to do. He sighed. "Garon's Royal Harem, eh?" MaRobin asked, approaching him from behind. "I understand how you feel."

"Huh? Robin? Where'd you come from? I mean, weren't you still behind Lucina in the Smash Mansion?"

"No Chrom shush stop questioning the narrative," Robin scolded. "Anyway, we gotta break it up somehow. My 「STAND」 couldn't seem to stop them earlier, so we have to think of something else…" Then, FeRobin walked up, somehow not part of Garon's harem yet. In fact, she was somehow immune to Garon's ability to magnetically attract women, which is actually how he grew his harem. "Magnets. The mere concept of his harem has its own Stand, and its ability is magnets."

"H-how do you know?" Chrom asked. FeRobin pulled out a book and spoke.

"I…googled it." MaRobin gasped. FeRobin had improved since their last encounter if she'd already figured out how to use Google. But Chrom glared at FeRobin. "Did you use Google Chrome, or Google Chrom?"

The color drained from FeRobin's face. She had, in fact, only used Chrome, and not Chrom's patented Bowser browser. She gasped in fear of what was to come. "You only used Chrome, didn't you?" Chrom pointed a finger. "Begone, thot!" Of course, Robin was not actually a thot, so Tharja, who was stalking a Robin like usual, fled instead. "Good. Now that that thot is gone, we can discuss this further."

Then, MaRobin turned to Chrom, hesitantly. "Chrom. Are we….are we the main characters of this part?"

"Naga's sake Robin stop breaking the fourth wall, that's Lucina's job."